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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Swami]
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The best fortuen cookie I ever got, and the only one that came true said "You will receive a fortune (cookie)" I tried to save it, but those things are harder to keep up with than ugly girls phone numbers....

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: SneezingPenis]
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You should auction off your B.U.G. (Book of Ugly Girls) phone list on E-Bay...


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The proof is in the pudding.

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Swami]
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I just happen to be eating chicken teriyaki at the moment.





It tastes like chicken, at least.





-pokes food with fork-







It's chicken.



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Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
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Where's your parakeet? :confused:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Icelander]
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Did you remember to add the 'in bed'?


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Fospher]
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My last one said "Man who farts in church sits in own pew"......


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Absense of evidence is not evidence of absense...

"Religion is a defense against a religious experience"
              Carl G. Jung

 
"So really, ordinary reality is a kind of chemical habit, sanctioned by culture, which says it's okay to use certain drugs, eat certain foods, and have certain sexual behaviors. However, when you transcend all this pre-conditioning by returning to the original wisdom of the animal body, then you discover this immense dimension of opportunity. For some people, it is a frightening risk. To me, that's the psychedelic experience."
Terence McKenna

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Swami]
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Last time I went to a Chinese place mine said "Travelling more often is important for your happiness". I thought it was pretty synchronitious because I happened to be travelling at the time, in the middle of Tennessee in fact.. It was crazy enough for me to keep the fortune to this day. :shrug:


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Adamist]
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My favorite, which turned out to be way true, was: YOU WILL MAKE SOME CHANGES BEFORE WINNING. :grin:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Icelander]
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My favorite, which marked a turning point in my outlook on life, was: "Your place in life is in the driver's seat."

(in bed!)  :wink:

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Veritas]
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So true. :hug:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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