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Fortune Cookie
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Had Chinese tonight, yeah - that, and food too.  :grin: My cookie (no, the other one!) said:

"You are admired by everyone for your talent and ability."

The Universe knows...  :thumbup:


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The proof is in the pudding.

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Swami]
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looks like you posted that to brag (kiddin). the universe does know, that is, if the universe has a mind.

Edited by JEDI (08/06/05 10:50 PM)

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Swami]
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Wait a second... that's not a fortune. You should demand your money back!


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Diploid]
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It could mean that he is "fortunate" to be admired for his talent and ability. :toomuchacid:


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Ahuwale ka nane huna.

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
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The other cookie remains unopened. Is it cheating to crack and read it?  :blush:


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Swami]
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Hmmm good question. I think you are only allowed one fortune per meal for it to be true. Open it after breakfast and tell us what it says.

At least you got a cool one. The last one I openned said, "Man who wake up with smelly finger go to bed with itchy butt" :crazy:


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Ahuwale ka nane huna.

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Swami]
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I had Chinese on Thursday night, mine said:

"Great things happen when men and mountains meet...."


I wonder if they were thinkin' twin peaks....?  :tongue:


:sun:


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I'll be your midnight French Fry....  :naughty:

"The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...."
>^;;^<

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: PhanTomCat]
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It was talking about the people that died on Mt. Everest...


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Swami]
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What happens if there is no fortune inside? That mean I'm going to die?


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
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No, it just means your an empty guy.


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
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There are worse things to be....being empty might be fun...on a philosophical level that sounds kind of Zen.


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
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So...it's a good fortune then! Fits with the Asian theme too.


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
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I think you are only allowed one fortune per meal for it to be true.

A friend and I had lunch last week at the local MSG Palace. 

He opened his fortune cookie and felt special until I opened mine and it was the SAME fortune!  We both had a good laugh.  :grin:


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Anxiety is what you make it.

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Swami]
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OOOHHHH !!!!!  FORTUNE COOOOOKIIIIIIIES!!!!!!


I LOOOOOOVE THOSE!


THEY TASTE SOOOO GOOOOD !!!











... and crunchy too.













Oh...  That fiberous material inside?



I don't eat that.



Ewwwwww... 



C'mon now, be honest.... Don't tell me you eat it?










You doooooooooo?????






Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!















I am what I am, and that is what I think I am...  I don't need anything telling me what, IT, thinks I am.




:imslow:


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Nos confido phasmatis occultus in vicis postulo nostrum tutela donatus futurus.

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Swami]
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I once got a fortune cookie that said "We are always watching you" and it scared the hell out of me for a least a week.


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Curious?


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i will tell you in another life, when we are both cats.

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: ELECTRIC]
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Quote:
I am what I am, and that is what I think I am... I don't need anything telling me what, IT, thinks I am.


Do you know anyone who actually beleives in those things. They are for entertainment purposes only to most, I thought :confused:

Do you know that the fortune inside was an american made idea and not any sort of Chinese tradition brought over to the West?

Hahahah Kitten, That was funny! Welcome to S&P btw!


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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: Swami]
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Swami said:
Had Chinese tonight, yeah - that, and food too.  :grin: My cookie (no, the other one!) said:

"You are admired by everyone for your talent and ability."

The Universe knows...  :thumbup:


everyone likes to hear that, and everyone will agree.


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I descend upon your earth from the skies
I command your very souls you unbelievers
Bring before me what is mine

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: curiouskittin]
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curiouskittin said:
I once got a fortune cookie that said "We are always watching you" and it scared the hell out of me for a least a week.


do you ever experience strange buzzing sounds at night in your house, or see figures beside your bed?  :smirk:


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I descend upon your earth from the skies
I command your very souls you unbelievers
Bring before me what is mine

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
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Can't say I have. I guess that, if "they" WERE watching me, they must have gotten bored somewhere along the way.


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Curious?


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i will tell you in another life, when we are both cats.

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Re: Fortune Cookie [Re: curiouskittin]
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CK, those strange creatures in your bedroom were either your parents or your weird Uncle Roger...  :smirk:


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