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castaway
Isanybodyreallyhome?

Registered: 06/10/03
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Last seen: 20 years, 4 months

Fortune Cookies

#2407464 - 03/08/04 02:13 PM (22 years, 5 months ago)

If a rough patch in the road throws you off,
the problem could be play in the steering linkage. :wink:

:wink:

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Sclorch
Clyster

Registered: 07/12/99
Posts: 4,805
Loc: On the Brink of Madness

Re: Fortune Cookies

[Re: castaway]
#2407560 - 03/08/04 02:37 PM (22 years, 5 months ago)

Here's one of my funniest fortune cookie messages:
Your are going to have some new clothes.

Yes, it came with smileys. hehe

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Zero7a1
Leaving YourWasteland

Registered: 10/23/02
Posts: 3,594
Loc: Passing Cloud

Re: Fortune Cookies

[Re: Sclorch]
#2407570 - 03/08/04 02:40 PM (22 years, 5 months ago)

I guess they couldnt think of any more creative fortunes :smile2:

:smile2:

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SpecialEd
+ one

Registered: 01/30/03
Posts: 6,220
Loc: : Gringo
Last seen: 11 years, 4 months

Re: Fortune Cookies

[Re: castaway]
#2407641 - 03/08/04 03:10 PM (22 years, 5 months ago)

I've been saving mine for a year or so, got about fifty on my wall.

"Never pass up a once in a lifetime opportunity."

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Jet_The_21
thrower of thecurveball

Registered: 02/16/04
Posts: 10
Last seen: 22 years, 4 months

Re: Fortune Cookies

[Re: castaway]
#2408048 - 03/08/04 04:47 PM (22 years, 5 months ago)

hahah funny you brought that up, i had chinese food tonight with my girlfriend. my fortune was "you will have a party"

what the hell kind of fortune is that?

i kept it in my wallet for the next time i do have a party and the police come, so i can say it was fate.

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silversoul7
Chill the FuckOut!

Registered: 10/10/02
Posts: 27,301
Loc: mndfreeze's puppet army

Re: Fortune Cookies

[Re: castaway]
#2408117 - 03/08/04 04:59 PM (22 years, 5 months ago)

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"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire

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castaway
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Re: Fortune Cookies

[Re: silversoul7]
#2408184 - 03/08/04 05:12 PM (22 years, 5 months ago)

Too funny!

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TheDude
is waiting forthe peak

Registered: 04/15/03
Posts: 2,876

Re: Fortune Cookies

[Re: castaway]
#2408348 - 03/08/04 05:50 PM (22 years, 5 months ago)

I've kept this one in my wallet since it's so wacked out:

You may have some interest in home repair and gardening.

WHAT!?!? That's not even a fortune you stupid cookie!

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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

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castaway
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Re: Fortune Cookies

[Re: TheDude]
#2408373 - 03/08/04 05:57 PM (22 years, 5 months ago)

"You MAY have some interest...?"-

I think that qualifies as a contradiction
:smile:

:smile:

:smile:

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Chimera
Eyes wide open!

Registered: 06/27/03
Posts: 112
Loc: Great Smoky Mountains
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Re: Fortune Cookies

[Re: castaway]
#2408386 - 03/08/04 05:59 PM (22 years, 5 months ago)

"Please recycle."

I thought it was amusing.

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"Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves." - John Muir

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castaway
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Re: Fortune Cookies

[Re: Chimera]
#2408413 - 03/08/04 06:08 PM (22 years, 5 months ago)

I wonder if some enterprising folk have started tunneling for aluminum yet. There could be substantial 'Ore' potential in those huge repositories near big cities.

That big green hill north of Miami is a wonder to behold.

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Chimera
Eyes wide open!

Registered: 06/27/03
Posts: 112
Loc: Great Smoky Mountains
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Re: Fortune Cookies

[Re: castaway]
#2408616 - 03/08/04 07:15 PM (22 years, 5 months ago)

castaway said:

I wonder if some enterprising folk have started tunneling for aluminum yet. There could be substantial 'Ore' potential in those huge repositories near big cities.

That big green hill north of Miami is a wonder to behold.

I don't understand. Teach me. :nut:

:nut:

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"Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves." - John Muir

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castaway
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Re: Fortune Cookies

[Re: Chimera]
#2408643 - 03/08/04 07:24 PM (22 years, 5 months ago)

There must be a fortune in recyclable aluminum cans in those garbage dumps. The day will come when it will be profitable to mine them

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Chimera
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Posts: 112
Loc: Great Smoky Mountains
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Re: Fortune Cookies

[Re: castaway]
#2408656 - 03/08/04 07:29 PM (22 years, 5 months ago)

I'll do the excavation for all the aluminum materials if you handle the negotiations on what our resale value will be. Sound good?

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"Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves." - John Muir

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Scolecite
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Registered: 12/27/03
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Re: Fortune Cookies

[Re: SpecialEd]
#2410103 - 03/09/04 05:28 AM (22 years, 5 months ago)

SpecialEd said:

I've been saving mine for a year or so, got about fifty on my wall.

"Never pass up a once in a lifetime opportunity."

HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?

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fireworks_god
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Re: Fortune Cookies

[Re: castaway]
#2410107 - 03/09/04 05:36 AM (22 years, 5 months ago)

I like the fortunes that Homer makes in that Chinese restaruant. The Sea Captain gets the one that says "You will go on a sea voyage". Yarg!

And, of course, "You will find true love on Flag Day". :grin:

:grin:

Peace.

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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
:heartpump:

:heartpump:

:bunnyhug:

:yinyang:

:yinyang:

:levitate:

:earth:

:levitate:

:yinyang:

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SkorpivoMusterion
Livin in theTwilight Zone...

Registered: 01/30/03
Posts: 9,954
Loc: You can't spell fungus wi...

Re: Fortune Cookies

[Re: castaway]
#2410180 - 03/09/04 06:43 AM (22 years, 5 months ago)

"Don't forget to tip the waitress"

:smirk:

:smirk:

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Frog
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Re: Fortune Cookies

[Re: castaway]
#2410277 - 03/09/04 07:52 AM (22 years, 5 months ago)

I don't need fortune cookies. I have me an original Korean dude who is 72-years old who told me that I am going to be successful and rich this year. :grin:

:grin:

He has an accent and everything. Totally legit.

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The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. -Teilard

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SkorpivoMusterion
Livin in theTwilight Zone...

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Posts: 9,954
Loc: You can't spell fungus wi...

Re: Fortune Cookies

[Re: Frog]
#2410329 - 03/09/04 08:14 AM (22 years, 5 months ago)

Looks like he?s a strong advocate of oral hygeine as well...

:wink:

:wink:

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SpecialEd
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Re: Fortune Cookies

[Re: Scolecite]
#2410624 - 03/09/04 10:07 AM (22 years, 5 months ago)

170 lbs, some of them are from family and friends that know I collect them!

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