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Offlinecastaway
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Fortune Cookies
    #2407464 - 03/08/04 04:13 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

If a rough patch in the road throws you off,
the problem could be play in the steering linkage. :wink:


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2407560 - 03/08/04 04:37 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Here's one of my funniest fortune cookie messages:
:smile: Your are going to have some new clothes. :smile:

Yes, it came with smileys.  hehe


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: Sclorch]
    #2407570 - 03/08/04 04:40 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I guess they couldnt think of any more creative fortunes  :smile2:


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2407641 - 03/08/04 05:10 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I've been saving mine for a year or so, got about fifty on my wall.


"Never pass up a once in a lifetime opportunity."


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2408048 - 03/08/04 06:47 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

hahah funny you brought that up, i had chinese food tonight with my girlfriend. my fortune was "you will have a party"

what the hell kind of fortune is that?

i kept it in my wallet for the next time i do have a party and the police come, so i can say it was fate.


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2408117 - 03/08/04 06:59 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: silversoul7]
    #2408184 - 03/08/04 07:12 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Too funny!


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2408348 - 03/08/04 07:50 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I've kept this one in my wallet since it's so wacked out:

You may have some interest in home repair and gardening.


WHAT!?!? That's not even a fortune you stupid cookie!


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: TheDude]
    #2408373 - 03/08/04 07:57 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

"You MAY have some interest...?"-


I think that qualifies as a contradiction
:smile: :smile:


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2408386 - 03/08/04 07:59 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

"Please recycle."

I thought it was amusing.


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: Chimera]
    #2408413 - 03/08/04 08:08 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I wonder if some enterprising folk have started tunneling for aluminum yet. There could be substantial 'Ore' potential in those huge repositories near big cities.

That big green hill north of Miami is a wonder to behold.


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2408616 - 03/08/04 09:15 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

castaway said:
I wonder if some enterprising folk have started tunneling for aluminum yet. There could be substantial 'Ore' potential in those huge repositories near big cities.

That big green hill north of Miami is a wonder to behold.





I don't understand. Teach me.  :nut:


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: Chimera]
    #2408643 - 03/08/04 09:24 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

There must be a fortune in recyclable aluminum cans in those garbage dumps. The day will come when it will be profitable to mine them


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2408656 - 03/08/04 09:29 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I'll do the excavation for all the aluminum materials if you handle the negotiations on what our resale value will be. Sound good?


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: SpecialEd]
    #2410103 - 03/09/04 07:28 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

SpecialEd said:
I've been saving mine for a year or so, got about fifty on my wall.


"Never pass up a once in a lifetime opportunity."




HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2410107 - 03/09/04 07:36 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I like the fortunes that Homer makes in that Chinese restaruant. The Sea Captain gets the one that says "You will go on a sea voyage". Yarg!

And, of course, "You will find true love on Flag Day". :grin:
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2410180 - 03/09/04 08:43 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

"Don't forget to tip the waitress"

:smirk:


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2410277 - 03/09/04 09:52 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I don't need fortune cookies.  I have me an original Korean dude who is 72-years old who told me that I am going to be successful and rich this year.  :grin:  He has an accent and everything.  Totally legit.


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: Frog]
    #2410329 - 03/09/04 10:14 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)



Looks like he?s a strong advocate of oral hygeine as well...


:wink:


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: Scolecite]
    #2410624 - 03/09/04 12:07 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

170 lbs, some of them are from family and friends that know I collect them!


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