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InvisibleJellric
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Fortune cookies
    #3908499 - 03/12/05 07:45 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

What does it mean when you open a fortune cookie and there is no fortune inside?!

Should I be concerned?


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Re: Fortune cookies [Re: Jellric]
    #3908609 - 03/12/05 08:08 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I'll give you one:

"He who smokes pot must be careful, else he might choke on handle".


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Re: Fortune cookies [Re: Psychoactive1984]
    #3908664 - 03/12/05 08:16 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

You should definitely take this as an omen to fill out and have witnessed your organ donor card. What blood type are you?


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Re: Fortune cookies [Re: zappaisgod]
    #3910815 - 03/13/05 11:25 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

No you shouldnt be concerned with a lack of fortune. However, you should be concerned that you are obsessing over such a trivial matter, searching for direction in the most meaningless of instances. My advice to you, take a random train to a random bar and commence drinking, whatever happens to you after that is your true fortune.


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Re: Fortune cookies [Re: Jellric]
    #3911219 - 03/13/05 01:59 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)


it means someone removed the fortune without breaking the cookie


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Re: Fortune cookies [Re: infidelGOD]
    #3912582 - 03/13/05 07:36 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

the only way the fortune comes true is if you eat it


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Re: Fortune cookies [Re: fresh313]
    #3912635 - 03/13/05 07:51 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)



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"Their is one overriding question that concerns us all: How can we get out of the fatal groove we are in, the one that is leading towards the brink?" Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.


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Re: Fortune cookies [Re: Jellric]
    #3912639 - 03/13/05 07:52 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

you have found, nothing. :P


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