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Offlinecastaway
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Fortune Cookies
    #2407464 - 03/08/04 02:13 PM (20 years, 24 days ago)

If a rough patch in the road throws you off,
the problem could be play in the steering linkage. :wink:

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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2407560 - 03/08/04 02:37 PM (20 years, 24 days ago)

Here's one of my funniest fortune cookie messages:
:smile: Your are going to have some new clothes. :smile:

Yes, it came with smileys.  hehe


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: Sclorch]
    #2407570 - 03/08/04 02:40 PM (20 years, 24 days ago)

I guess they couldnt think of any more creative fortunes  :smile2:


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OfflineSpecialEd
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2407641 - 03/08/04 03:10 PM (20 years, 24 days ago)

I've been saving mine for a year or so, got about fifty on my wall.


"Never pass up a once in a lifetime opportunity."


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2408048 - 03/08/04 04:47 PM (20 years, 24 days ago)

hahah funny you brought that up, i had chinese food tonight with my girlfriend. my fortune was "you will have a party"

what the hell kind of fortune is that?

i kept it in my wallet for the next time i do have a party and the police come, so i can say it was fate.

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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2408117 - 03/08/04 04:59 PM (20 years, 24 days ago)



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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: silversoul7]
    #2408184 - 03/08/04 05:12 PM (20 years, 24 days ago)

Too funny!

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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2408348 - 03/08/04 05:50 PM (20 years, 24 days ago)

I've kept this one in my wallet since it's so wacked out:

You may have some interest in home repair and gardening.


WHAT!?!? That's not even a fortune you stupid cookie!


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: TheDude]
    #2408373 - 03/08/04 05:57 PM (20 years, 24 days ago)

"You MAY have some interest...?"-


I think that qualifies as a contradiction
:smile: :smile:

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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2408386 - 03/08/04 05:59 PM (20 years, 24 days ago)

"Please recycle."

I thought it was amusing.


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: Chimera]
    #2408413 - 03/08/04 06:08 PM (20 years, 24 days ago)

I wonder if some enterprising folk have started tunneling for aluminum yet. There could be substantial 'Ore' potential in those huge repositories near big cities.

That big green hill north of Miami is a wonder to behold.

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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2408616 - 03/08/04 07:15 PM (20 years, 24 days ago)

Quote:

castaway said:
I wonder if some enterprising folk have started tunneling for aluminum yet. There could be substantial 'Ore' potential in those huge repositories near big cities.

That big green hill north of Miami is a wonder to behold.





I don't understand. Teach me.  :nut:


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: Chimera]
    #2408643 - 03/08/04 07:24 PM (20 years, 24 days ago)

There must be a fortune in recyclable aluminum cans in those garbage dumps. The day will come when it will be profitable to mine them

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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2408656 - 03/08/04 07:29 PM (20 years, 24 days ago)

I'll do the excavation for all the aluminum materials if you handle the negotiations on what our resale value will be. Sound good?


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: SpecialEd]
    #2410103 - 03/09/04 05:28 AM (20 years, 24 days ago)

Quote:

SpecialEd said:
I've been saving mine for a year or so, got about fifty on my wall.


"Never pass up a once in a lifetime opportunity."




HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?

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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2410107 - 03/09/04 05:36 AM (20 years, 24 days ago)

I like the fortunes that Homer makes in that Chinese restaruant. The Sea Captain gets the one that says "You will go on a sea voyage". Yarg!

And, of course, "You will find true love on Flag Day". :grin:
Peace.


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2410180 - 03/09/04 06:43 AM (20 years, 24 days ago)

"Don't forget to tip the waitress"

:smirk:


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
    #2410277 - 03/09/04 07:52 AM (20 years, 23 days ago)

I don't need fortune cookies.  I have me an original Korean dude who is 72-years old who told me that I am going to be successful and rich this year.  :grin:  He has an accent and everything.  Totally legit.


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: Frog]
    #2410329 - 03/09/04 08:14 AM (20 years, 23 days ago)



Looks like he?s a strong advocate of oral hygeine as well...


:wink:


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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: Scolecite]
    #2410624 - 03/09/04 10:07 AM (20 years, 23 days ago)

170 lbs, some of them are from family and friends that know I collect them!


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