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castaway
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Fortune Cookies
#2407464 - 03/08/04 02:13 PM (20 years, 24 days ago) |
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If a rough patch in the road throws you off, the problem could be play in the steering linkage.
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Sclorch
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
#2407560 - 03/08/04 02:37 PM (20 years, 24 days ago) |
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Here's one of my funniest fortune cookie messages: Your are going to have some new clothes. Yes, it came with smileys. hehe
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Zero7a1
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: Sclorch]
#2407570 - 03/08/04 02:40 PM (20 years, 24 days ago) |
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I guess they couldnt think of any more creative fortunes
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SpecialEd
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
#2407641 - 03/08/04 03:10 PM (20 years, 24 days ago) |
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I've been saving mine for a year or so, got about fifty on my wall.
"Never pass up a once in a lifetime opportunity."
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Jet_The_21
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
#2408048 - 03/08/04 04:47 PM (20 years, 24 days ago) |
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hahah funny you brought that up, i had chinese food tonight with my girlfriend. my fortune was "you will have a party"
what the hell kind of fortune is that?
i kept it in my wallet for the next time i do have a party and the police come, so i can say it was fate.
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silversoul7
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
#2408117 - 03/08/04 04:59 PM (20 years, 24 days ago) |
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-------------------- "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire
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castaway
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Too funny!
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TheDude
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
#2408348 - 03/08/04 05:50 PM (20 years, 24 days ago) |
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I've kept this one in my wallet since it's so wacked out:
You may have some interest in home repair and gardening.
WHAT!?!? That's not even a fortune you stupid cookie!
-------------------- "this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger
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castaway
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: TheDude]
#2408373 - 03/08/04 05:57 PM (20 years, 24 days ago) |
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"You MAY have some interest...?"-
I think that qualifies as a contradiction
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Chimera
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
#2408386 - 03/08/04 05:59 PM (20 years, 24 days ago) |
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"Please recycle."
I thought it was amusing.
-------------------- "Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves." - John Muir
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castaway
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: Chimera]
#2408413 - 03/08/04 06:08 PM (20 years, 24 days ago) |
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I wonder if some enterprising folk have started tunneling for aluminum yet. There could be substantial 'Ore' potential in those huge repositories near big cities.
That big green hill north of Miami is a wonder to behold.
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Chimera
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
#2408616 - 03/08/04 07:15 PM (20 years, 24 days ago) |
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Quote:
castaway said: I wonder if some enterprising folk have started tunneling for aluminum yet. There could be substantial 'Ore' potential in those huge repositories near big cities.
That big green hill north of Miami is a wonder to behold.
I don't understand. Teach me.
-------------------- "Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves." - John Muir
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castaway
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: Chimera]
#2408643 - 03/08/04 07:24 PM (20 years, 24 days ago) |
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There must be a fortune in recyclable aluminum cans in those garbage dumps. The day will come when it will be profitable to mine them
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Chimera
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
#2408656 - 03/08/04 07:29 PM (20 years, 24 days ago) |
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I'll do the excavation for all the aluminum materials if you handle the negotiations on what our resale value will be. Sound good?
-------------------- "Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves." - John Muir
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Scolecite
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: SpecialEd]
#2410103 - 03/09/04 05:28 AM (20 years, 24 days ago) |
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Quote:
SpecialEd said: I've been saving mine for a year or so, got about fifty on my wall.
"Never pass up a once in a lifetime opportunity."
HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?
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fireworks_god
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
#2410107 - 03/09/04 05:36 AM (20 years, 24 days ago) |
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I like the fortunes that Homer makes in that Chinese restaruant. The Sea Captain gets the one that says "You will go on a sea voyage". Yarg!
And, of course, "You will find true love on Flag Day". Peace.
-------------------- If I should die this very moment I wouldn't fear For I've never known completeness Like being here Wrapped in the warmth of you Loving every breath of you
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SkorpivoMusterion
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
#2410180 - 03/09/04 06:43 AM (20 years, 24 days ago) |
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"Don't forget to tip the waitress"
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Frog
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: castaway]
#2410277 - 03/09/04 07:52 AM (20 years, 23 days ago) |
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I don't need fortune cookies. I have me an original Korean dude who is 72-years old who told me that I am going to be successful and rich this year. He has an accent and everything. Totally legit.
-------------------- The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. -Teilard
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SkorpivoMusterion
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: Frog]
#2410329 - 03/09/04 08:14 AM (20 years, 23 days ago) |
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Looks like he?s a strong advocate of oral hygeine as well...
-------------------- Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
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SpecialEd
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Re: Fortune Cookies [Re: Scolecite]
#2410624 - 03/09/04 10:07 AM (20 years, 23 days ago) |
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170 lbs, some of them are from family and friends that know I collect them!
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