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Re: Since women are so picky, how did cavemen ever reproduce? O.o [Re: nicechrisman]
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nicechrisman said:
Women have sexual desires too. Attraction is relative to what is available.



say what!? It's almost like they are human or something


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Re: Since women are so picky, how did cavemen ever reproduce? O.o [Re: trekie]
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Hey now- let's not get carried away.


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Re: Since women are so picky, how did cavemen ever reproduce? O.o [Re: nicechrisman]
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There was less variety, less to choose from. There was much less of an opportunity to be picky :lol: look around now.

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Re: Since women are so picky, how did cavemen ever reproduce? O.o [Re: jewunit]
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jewunit said:
Rape.



This was how it happened cavemen didn't give a fuck about consent.


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Re: Since women are so picky, how did cavemen ever reproduce? O.o [Re: DrRedBush]
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DrRedBush said:
Most women died shortly after or during childbirth back then.

I don't think they really had a choice men were the hunters. Piss them off means be cast out and or go without




It's a well known fact that the men brought in less food hunting than the women did gathering. The men were pretty much just sperm donors who showed up once every few months.

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Re: Since women are so picky, how did cavemen ever reproduce? O.o [Re: PandaBruja13]
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People are apes. Neanderthals would have used some kind of primate heirarchy. If you're talking current man, the story wouldn't be much different. What do women want now? Security. As in money, food, a house, a job, not dying. A provider. The best provider got the best pussy.


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Re: Since women are so picky, how did cavemen ever reproduce? O.o [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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The development of agriculture was the original feminization of society.

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Re: Since women are so picky, how did cavemen ever reproduce? O.o [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
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You just need to trick females into thinking you are a much better suitor than you actually are then trap them with commitment.  Its really not hard as long as you believe the bullshit you are telling them.  Make sure to constant talk about "lucrative deals" you are working on and dress nice.  Also, not every 7+ female is picky.  I meet tons of really cool open minded chicks, its just where you look for them.  Most people suck, look in places you would expect to meet cool people and you will find cool chicks.  If that doesn't work you can start up a fake lab doing "research" on 18 to 26 year old females.


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Re: Since women are so picky, how did cavemen ever reproduce? O.o [Re: psi]
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psi said:
my3rdeye said:
Maybe they were judged not on their bank account but on the size of thier caveman sclong.



Yeah this probably is what happened, it's not for nothing that humans have proportionally bigger dicks than any of the great apes.




Black men at least. :uhoh:
White men had to huddle in caves from the snow and band together in packs.
Some say this was the evolutionary cause for lower testosterone in white men
and more socialization...which led to a higher order of civilization. :uhoh:

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Re: Since women are so picky, how did cavemen ever reproduce? O.o [Re: teamkiller]
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teamkiller said:
is this thread for real



No OP is a troll.  Quite frankly his other threads were at least semi funny now he's just shitty.


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Re: Since women are so picky, how did cavemen ever reproduce? O.o [Re: The Doobie Dude]
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I remember that thread he made about videotaping himself boning a bunch of random chicks then videotaping himself boning this chick he thought was into him then showing said chick all the videos

That was amusing


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Re: Since women are so picky, how did cavemen ever reproduce? O.o [Re: OhMrJohnson]
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I don't.  Link?


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Re: Since women are so picky, how did cavemen ever reproduce? O.o [Re: The Doobie Dude]
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Re: Since women are so picky, how did cavemen ever reproduce? O.o [Re: OhMrJohnson]
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Oh now I remember yeah OP is a troll.


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Re: Since women are so picky, how did cavemen ever reproduce? O.o [Re: The Doobie Dude]
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I think it would be funnier if he wasn't


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Re: Since women are so picky, how did cavemen ever reproduce? O.o [Re: OhMrJohnson]
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Well he's either a troll who sucks at life and resorts to online faggotry. 

Or is a loser in real life

Either way he's a shit stain


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"There are a million reasons to drink and one just popped into my head.  If a man can't drink when he's living how the Hell can he drink when he's dead?" - Irish Limerick
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Re: Since women are so picky, how did cavemen ever reproduce? O.o [Re: The Doobie Dude]
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Usually the two go hand in hand


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Re: Since women are so picky, how did cavemen ever reproduce? O.o [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
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This thread has been closed.

Reason:
Oh yes. I remember this troll.

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