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Cavemen got high.
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Not to get to specific, but they've found evidence that humans cultivated weed as early as 10,000 BC, ancient mummies buried with tons of weed, blahblahblah.... Basically, we know cavemen smoked weed.

But here is what scares me: cavemen with the munchies. They ate at least twice as much food as we do nowadays when they weren't high! And sadly, they didn't have convenience stores as far as we know. Which is why I'm willing to guess that the munchies probably lead to huge tribal wars, with tribes stealing food from each other when they were high, or stealing from other tribe members, or maybe even turning to cannibalism. Seriously, how is a caveman going to know how to handle the munchies? What if a neanderthal got high?

I've thought about this all many times before. I'd be scared as hell to smoke with cavemen. Would you smoke up with cavemen?

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Re: Cavemen got high. [Re: iamconfused]
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maybe the only blazed after a large kill


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Re: Cavemen got high. [Re: iamconfused]
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iamconfused said:
I've thought about this all many times before.


:lol:


what if a neanderthal got high? I dunno, try getting an ape high. Or a black person.

That was a joke btw.

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Re: Cavemen got high. [Re: Brugman]
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They've gotten monkeys high. They like it about as much as humans do. There was a monkey that they tried to teach sign language in the 70s and they smoked pot regularly with him. Years after being taken away from the pot smoking researchers, he'd still try to sign for pot.

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Re: Cavemen got high. [Re: iamconfused]
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the stoned age
they ate the weed and were too jaw stoned to chew

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Re: Cavemen got high. [Re: iamconfused]
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iamconfused said:
cavemen with the munchies. They ate at least twice as much food as we do nowadays when they weren't high!


Nah, they were actually just high all the time. How do you think we evolved? Duh.

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