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Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal
#19178740 - 11/23/13 12:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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http://discovermagazine.com/2013/dec/22-20-things-you-didnt-know-aboutneanderthals#.UpDUXYl5nTo
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5. Now that the whole Neanderthal genome has been sequenced, Harvard geneticist George Church thinks a clone could be gestated in a human surrogate mother. It could even be beneficial, he believes, because the Neanderthal mind might be able to solve problems we can’t.
http://m.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/a-877634.html#spRedirectedFrom=www&referrrer=http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_M._Church
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SPIEGEL: Mr. Church, you predict that it will soon be possible to clone Neanderthals. What do you mean by "soon"? Will you witness the birth of a Neanderthal baby in your lifetime? Church: I think so, but boy there are a lot of parts to that. The reason I would consider it a possibility is that a bunch of technologies are developing faster than ever before. In particular, reading and writing DNA is now about a million times faster than seven or eight years ago. Another technology that the de-extinction of a Neanderthal would require is human cloning. We can clone all kinds of mammals, so it's very likely that we could clone a human. Why shouldn't we be able to do so?
SPIEGEL: Perhaps because it is banned?
Church: That may be true in Germany, but it's not banned all over the world. And laws can change, by the way.
How would this dude feel? And assuming he's a dude, how much pussy will he get? If it was a bitch would you fuck her? It's like monkey shit you can breed with. Uhn.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa] 1
#19178743 - 11/23/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Damn i can't even imagine the ethical questions that people are going to raise for that.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa] 1
#19178758 - 11/23/13 12:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I hope we get some new genes up in the gene pool here I'm getting kinda tired of the ones we got now
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: abltsandwich]
#19178784 - 11/23/13 12:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I want my offsprings' forehead area to increase tenfold.
Ethics aside, there is so much to benefit from this: potential enzymes that could cure diabetes, or any number of incurable ailments could be suddenly curable.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: abltsandwich] 4
#19178786 - 11/23/13 12:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shit. In 2020 we bring back Neanderthals. In 2040 we're their fucking slaves. 16 hours a day eating Neanderthal pussy. No time off. Not even for Christmas.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: abltsandwich] 4
#19178792 - 11/23/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Neanderthals are people living in the Netherlands, right?
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: The Ecstatic]
#19178807 - 11/23/13 12:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The Ecstatic said: I want my offsprings' forehead area to increase tenfold.
Ethics aside, there is so much to benefit from this: potential enzymes that could cure diabetes, or any number of incurable ailments could be suddenly curable.
Jokes aside I'm all for it. Just because it's wild.
But what about genetic disorders they could release on society. New kinds of cancer and dementia and shit. Isn't that possible once we start fucking?
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19178809 - 11/23/13 12:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19178814 - 11/23/13 12:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The Ecstatic said: I want my offsprings' forehead area to increase tenfold.
Ethics aside, there is so much to benefit from this: potential enzymes that could cure diabetes, or any number of incurable ailments could be suddenly curable.
Never even thought about that. Did they bear some kind of disease or condition resistance that we don't have?Quote:
TheFakeSunRa said:
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The Ecstatic said: I want my offsprings' forehead area to increase tenfold.
Ethics aside, there is so much to benefit from this: potential enzymes that could cure diabetes, or any number of incurable ailments could be suddenly curable.
Jokes aside I'm all for it. Just because it's wild.
But what about genetic disorders they could release on society. New kinds of cancer and dementia and shit. Isn't that possible once we start fucking?
Here's the issue i think... I don't think they would be let into society, but more of a spectacle of science and i think that's where most of the ethical shitstorm is going to come from.
I'm all for it from a science standpoint if someone can get around that.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: dontknow]
#19178815 - 11/23/13 12:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's a little late for that, isn't it?
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa] 2
#19178823 - 11/23/13 12:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Only if we make a giant park to keep them in.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: JacksonMetaller]
#19178837 - 11/23/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Never even thought about that. Did they bear some kind of disease or condition resistance that we don't have?
I have no idea but when you start mixing up DNA you get the good AND the bad. I ain't no Harvard Geneticist but I know what happens if you go to the Special Olympics looking for pussy.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19178862 - 11/23/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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why should i give a fuck what the fuck a harvard professor has to say???
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19178866 - 11/23/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's not going to happen in our lifetime. Although I hope it does.
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Man, that Neanderdude will get soooo much pussy.
All short and stocky, and big-boned and hairy. Women will die for him.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: greenspectral]
#19178868 - 11/23/13 12:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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greenspectral said: why should i give a fuck what the fuck a harvard professor has to say???
Because he's smart!!!
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
#19178874 - 11/23/13 12:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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TheFakeSunRa said: Shit. In 2020 we bring back Neanderthals. In 2040 we're their fucking slaves. 16 hours a day eating Neanderthal pussy. No time off. Not even for Christmas.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Set]
#19178875 - 11/23/13 12:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Set said: It's not going to happen in our lifetime. Although I hope it does.
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TheFakeSunRa said: How would this dude feel? And assuming he's a dude, how much pussy will he get? If it was a bitch would you fuck her? It's like monkey shit you can breed with. Uhn. 
Man, that Neanderdude will get soooo much pussy.
All short and stocky, and big-boned and hairy. Women will die for him.
He will be an Adonis among us. 
I thought they were like 7ft and shit. With big nutsacs.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19178885 - 11/23/13 01:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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TheFakeSunRa said: I thought they were like 7ft and shit. With big nutsacs.
Nah, that's:

Neanderthals are:
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Set]
#19178895 - 11/23/13 01:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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That forehead too OP.
I can't compete against that. Fuck neanderthals
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#19178909 - 11/23/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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dat brow
Even my lowbrow can't compete.
He will be the end of me.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19178923 - 11/23/13 01:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I think we're gonna see cloned mammoths, cloned neanderthals, and cloned dodo birds in our lifetimes. I'll have like twenty dodos on my property.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: RiderOnTheStorm] 1
#19178943 - 11/23/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Set]
#19178956 - 11/23/13 01:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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TheFakeSunRa said: I'll have like twenty dodos dildos on my property.

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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19178967 - 11/23/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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those won't be going extinct anytime soon
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Set]
#19178975 - 11/23/13 01:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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God forbid.
Imagine a world without dildos.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Enjoywho]
#19178987 - 11/23/13 01:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I learned in my Phys. Anth. class that Neanderthal was probably just a subspecies of homo sapiens and that gingers are probably their descendants.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: morrowasted]
#19178998 - 11/23/13 01:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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We definitely don't need anymore gingers.
Vote no on prop 142.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: morrowasted]
#19179005 - 11/23/13 01:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I used to fuck this skinny red haired chick and then she was like 'Uh, I have genital warts.' I was like
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: morrowasted]
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morrowasted said: I learned in my Phys. Anth. class that Neanderthal was probably just a subspecies of homo sapiens and that gingers are probably their descendants. 
Homo sapiens neanderthalensis
Most likely not, based on dental morphology.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Set]
#19179017 - 11/23/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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morrowasted said: I learned in my Phys. Anth. class that Neanderthal was probably just a subspecies of homo sapiens and that gingers are probably their descendants. 
Homo sapiens neanderthalensis
Most likely not, based on dental morphology.
well, it was a community college class. I didn't wanna buy it anyway, cuz I am a ginger. I believe we are descendants of a hyper-intelligent extra-terrestrial race that came here to build blocks in the desert and mind fuck humanity for millenia to come.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Set]
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2. If you’re Asian or Caucasian, your ancestors interbred with Neanderthals as recently as 37,000 years ago, when they crossed paths in Europe.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19179027 - 11/23/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Duh how could you not hqve sex with a forehead that amazing.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
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2. If you’re Asian or Caucasian, your ancestors interbred with Neanderthals as recently as 37,000 years ago, when they crossed paths in Europe.

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2. If you’re Asian or Caucasian, your ancestors interbred with Neanderthals as recently as 37,000 years ago, when they crossed paths in Europe.

Science confirms the Neanderthal in Ozzy Osbourne http://www.thestar.com/life/2010/10/28/science_confirms_the_neanderthal_in_ozzy_osbourne.html
Most of us with western European ancestry most likely have some Neanderthal DNA.
Truth: our ancestors were keeping Neanderthal chicks as sex slaves as spoils of war
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Europeans are so awesome.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Enjoywho] 1
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The scientists who were sequencing the neanderthal genome discovered that about 1 to 4 percent of the human population has contains neanderthal dna. humans and neanderthals/cromagnon all interbred in the past, would it really make that much of a difference if we interbreed now?
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: jadels215]
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jadels215 said: The scientists who were sequencing the neanderthal genome discovered that about 1 to 4 percent of the human population has contains neanderthal dna. humans and neanderthals/cromagnon all interbred in the past, would it really make that much of a difference if we interbreed now? 
It might since they didn't have any selective advantage to live past like maybe 30. I mean it doesn't matter if cancer is gonna roll in at 30 if the flu is going to get you at 27.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
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they're going to be playin all our sports and shit
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Konyap]
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Konyap]
#19180838 - 11/23/13 11:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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they're going to be playin all our sports and shit
I don't want to be racist about it but I think they should only be allowed to play rugby.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#19180867 - 11/23/13 11:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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they will all be playing rugby the genious' will play baseball and football
they'd probably have very efficient brains but they'd be dumb as rocks
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Konyap]
#19180891 - 11/23/13 11:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I hope we can have one as a pet.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#19180900 - 11/23/13 11:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I hope we can have one as a pet.
You and your partner will be able to, if my vote counts.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Set]
#19182563 - 11/24/13 01:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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God bless America.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Konyap] 1
#19182589 - 11/24/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Illyabo said: they'd probably have very efficient brains but they'd be dumb as rocks
Would they? I know that's the popular image, but how valid is the thesis that h. sapiens outsmarted them?
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: koraks]
#19182614 - 11/24/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I dunno, they used spears for a million years
that's why I said efficient
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: koraks] 1
#19182617 - 11/24/13 01:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The fact that they're not around and were thinking of cloning them is a pretty big hint
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#19182625 - 11/24/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: The fact that they're not around and were thinking of cloning them is a pretty big hint 
What if it was something silly like a lack of defense against some germ? Or bad adaptation to certain food stuffs that became a staple when something happened in the environment - say, an ice age.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Konyap]
#19182628 - 11/24/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Maybe they used outdated weaponry, tools, etc because they were aware of the impact of modernization, technology, industry, etc.. They just wanted to preserve the earth and they died gracefully returning to mother nature.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: dontknow] 1
#19182641 - 11/24/13 01:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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dontknow said: Maybe they used outdated weaponry, tools, etc because they were aware of the impact of modernization, technology, industry, etc.. They just wanted to preserve the earth and they died gracefully returning to mother nature. 
Neanderthals. The ancient world's hipster.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Enjoywho]
#19182651 - 11/24/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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how do we get them to clone Neanderthals? do i have to write my politician?
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: hidenseek1]
#19182677 - 11/24/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's simple. We clone both them and mammoths, then wall off a huge tract of uninhabited Siberian wilderness (there's enough of that), put in some cameras and labs and let them have fun on their own.
Btw, mammoths would actually be immensely beneficial for food production, as they would stamp out the forests of southern siberia and fertilize it with immense amouts of mammoth shit, making it prime wheat lands. I guess they'd stamp out all the crops though, too. Huh.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: LordCamel]
#19182690 - 11/24/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Can't we just burn the forests and put a bunch of buffalos there?
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: LordCamel]
#19182692 - 11/24/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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the neanderthal's life would be one long 
this sounds super cruel
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: dontknow]
#19182783 - 11/24/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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dontknow said: Can't we just burn the forests and put a bunch of buffalos there?
I'm sure you can see the problem with burning down a huge forest without needing me to point it out for you.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: dontknow]
#19182791 - 11/24/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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dontknow said: Can't we just burn the forests and put a bunch of buffalos there?
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: LordCamel]
#19182836 - 11/24/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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LordCamel said:
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dontknow said: Can't we just burn the forests and put a bunch of buffalos there?
I'm sure you can see the problem with burning down a huge forest without needing me to point it out for you.
Enlighten me
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: NWlight]
#19182866 - 11/24/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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NWlight said: the neanderthal's life would be one long 
this sounds super cruel
i disagree, im sure if they were well temperd enough (how much worse can you go from humans) there would be thousands of people falling in love with this "man"
i mean... people love these things
and they drool like crazy
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: hidenseek1]
#19182875 - 11/24/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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would you want to live your whole life with people thinking of you as their pet
he'd be an international celebrity who everyone still viewed as hilarious and cute in a patronizing way
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: NWlight]
#19182903 - 11/24/13 02:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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This will help the porn industry by bringing in another kinky subgenre. "Petite teen rides 20 inch Neanderthal dong"
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: dontknow]
#19182939 - 11/24/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah anal gape has been feeling a little "vanilla" lately...
maybe this is just what I need
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: NWlight]
#19182952 - 11/24/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm in.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: NWlight]
#19182955 - 11/24/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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wow, we will have Neanderthals around the same time we will have AI robots
why hasnt any sci fi movie figured this out yet, AI and Neanderthals wiping out humans, both creations of human science
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: dontknow]
#19182993 - 11/24/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i wanna fuck some neanderthal bitchez.
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Re: Harvard Prof Figures We're Going to Clone a Neanderthal [Re: Salomon]
#19183023 - 11/24/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Salomon said: i wanna fuck some neanderthal bitchez.

Dat forehead
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