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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: Kamek]
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Envix said:
the recent african tribal hunting thread got me to thinkin'.. i think itd be pretty cool to experiencin' hunting.. but i think usin a bow/arrow on a d efenseless deer is kinda cowardly.

is it legal to chase after deer w/ a knife? like is there some sort of permit for that


OP's logic is quickly shown to be bullshit the second reply in:
Kamek said:
Chasing after a deer with a knife sounds extremely cowardly to me.
Go strangle yourself a deer with your bare hands and then report back here. I'm sure you don't need a permit for that. And if you do you can just say it was self defense.


:haha:


To anyone thinking you can't catch a deer:


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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: Everlong]
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That deer was clearly domesticated and anesthetized. Poor thing looked a little handicapped
Too. I bet it was from a children's petting zoo.


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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: billy jowl]
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billy jowl said:
That deer was clearly domesticated and anesthetized. Poor thing looked a little handicapped
Too. I bet it was from a children's petting zoo.


You clearly don't know what you are talking about, or are just trolling. That's a wild deer brah, sorry you don't accept that. The guy in the video tapes himself capturing all sorts of animals by hand.


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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: Everlong]
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Andrew Ulcels is like the Bear Grylls of bare handed animal catching. Instead of staying in 5 star hotels between takes. He stages his captures with tranquillized animals. It's like reality t.v. Unfortunately it's all staged. I'm disappointed too. I thought it was real at first too.:godfuckingdammit:


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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: billy jowl]
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Maybe a throwing knife :shrug:

Goodluck OP trolololol

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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: ChinChiller]
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I think there is something to this here.

If one could jump down from a tree with a katana--a real one--and was able to take the head in one swipe,  the instant kill would leave the meat in a very nice and relaxed state.  I wonder if that would change the flavor at all?

:cutoff:

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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: FlusH]
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FlusH said:
I think there is something to this here.

If one could jump down from a tree with a katana--a real one--and was able to take the head in one swipe,  the instant kill would leave the meat in a very nice and relaxed state.  I wonder if that would change the flavor at all?

:cutoff:


Straight up Ninja hunters. :ninja:

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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: Envix]
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Envix said:
the recent african tribal hunting thread got me to thinkin'.. i think itd be pretty cool to experiencin' hunting.. but i think usin a bow/arrow on a d efenseless deer is kinda cowardly.

is it legal to chase after deer w/ a knife? like is there some sort of permit for that


The best strategy to take a deer with a hunting knife might be to set up a tree blind and wait for a deer to pass directly below your blind, then leap onto it plunging your knife into it with the force of your fall.


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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: Ellis Dee]
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Ellis Dee said:
Envix said:
the recent african tribal hunting thread got me to thinkin'.. i think itd be pretty cool to experiencin' hunting.. but i think usin a bow/arrow on a d efenseless deer is kinda cowardly.

is it legal to chase after deer w/ a knife? like is there some sort of permit for that


The best strategy to take a deer with a hunting knife might be to set up a tree blind and wait for a deer to pass directly below your blind, then leap onto it plunging your knife into it with the force of your fall.



I imagine getting the proper angle for the blade would be the hardest part.  Especially if there were antlers,  I could see that being an issue if you fall wrong..

no room for fuckups

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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: Ellis Dee]
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Ellis Dee said:
Envix said:
the recent african tribal hunting thread got me to thinkin'.. i think itd be pretty cool to experiencin' hunting.. but i think usin a bow/arrow on a d efenseless deer is kinda cowardly.

is it legal to chase after deer w/ a knife? like is there some sort of permit for that


The best strategy to take a deer with a hunting knife might be to set up a tree blind and wait for a deer to pass directly below your blind, then leap onto it plunging your knife into it with the force of your fall.


:nodofunderstanding:


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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: billy jowl]
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billy jowl said:
Andrew Ulcels is like the Bear Grylls of bare handed animal catching. Instead of staying in 5 star hotels between takes. He stages his captures with tranquillized animals. It's like reality t.v. Unfortunately it's all staged. I'm disappointed too. I thought it was real at first too.:godfuckingdammit:


I've watched many of his videos, and those animals are NOT under sedation.

You are just trying to troll me, and doing a horrible job.


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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: Everlong]
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Everlong said:
billy jowl said:
Andrew Ulcels is like the Bear Grylls of bare handed animal catching. Instead of staying in 5 star hotels between takes. He stages his captures with tranquillized animals. It's like reality t.v. Unfortunately it's all staged. I'm disappointed too. I thought it was real at first too.:godfuckingdammit:


I've watched many of his videos, and those animals are under sedation.




You sir are correct :highfive:


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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: Envix]
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistence_hunting


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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: billy jowl]
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lol you know I just mistyped that, I meant NOT under sedation.

Stop posting lies about Andrew Ucles.


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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: Envix] * 4
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My greatest feat is forcing a deer into frightened submission without physically touching it. The only way to achieve this is building horse-like striated legs from years of sprinting. To make it even better, my hands were tied behind my back during this excursion. I spotted my first soon to be victim and slowly crept behind the bushes to study it's behavior. When I found the perfect time to strike, I hopped over the bush guarding my physical and as soon as my feet hit the ground, I started galloping. Immediately the deer turned it's head toward my direction with stimulated eyes, frozen, just staring back at me. I lowered my torso near parallel to the ground for more aerodynamics while picking up speed quickly. Within seconds the deer keeled over in shock at the beastly neanderthal-like creature running toward it. It did not put up a fight and neither did I. There was no slaughter involved on my part. I sat there for a few minutes untying my hands with the antler of the deer. My intention was not to slaughter for food, but to prove to myself the fearsome creatures we as humans can be. From that day forward, I was a better man and one of a kind. I have yet to see anybody achieve what I have. If so, I'd like to hear your stories.

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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: Everlong]
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:thisfuckinguy: My intention wasn't to destroy your man crush on Andrew Ulces. I'm sorry.

You can still believe in him. I will give him and his crew props for the realness feel to it.:cool:

Good night time to watch the hogans reruns and off to bed.
P.s. It's fake too.:mad2:


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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: billy jowl]
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billy jowl said:
:thisfuckinguy: My intention wasn't to destroy your man crush on Andrew Ulces. I'm sorry.

You can still believe in him. I will give him and his crew props for the realness feel to it.:cool:

Good night time to watch the hogans reruns and off to bed.
P.s. It's fake too.:mad2:


I'm just curious where you get this information from, because a quick google search provided me with nothing.

Prove me wrong, I'd love it. Because from the videos I see, the animals aren't sedated at all and are consistently trying to break free.


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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: Everlong]
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I can't exactly prove it. After watching his videos I'm sure there are some set ups and staging i.e. Tiring out animals before capturing. Kind of like Steve Irwin would find snakes a lot  of the time "out of the blue". When clearly planted or discovered before hand.

IMO he''s not doing anything different from that stupid turtle man, just better looking, and trying to be cool with his moonwalking  and shit. He actually doesn't seem too skilled, he's getting the fuck bit out of him half the time...I'll bet you anything he ends up like the grizzly man eventually.

By the way I was kinda just fuck'n with ya, so I guess you got me.:hahthatsrich:

I thought I'd at least have the decency to give you a response, I get the impression your really
Fascinated with this bloke/joke. Brah


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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: billy jowl]
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billy jowl said:
I can't exactly prove it. After watching his videos I'm sure there are some set ups and staging i.e. Tiring out animals before capturing. Kind of like Steve Irwin would find snakes a lot  of the time "out of the blue". When clearly planted or discovered before hand.

IMO he''s not doing anything different from that stupid turtle man, just better looking, and trying to be cool with his moonwalking  and shit. He actually doesn't seem too skilled, he's getting the fuck bit out of him half the time...I'll bet you anything he ends up like the grizzly man eventually.

By the way I was kinda just fuck'n with ya, so I guess you got me.:hahthatsrich:

I thought I'd at least have the decency to give you a response, I get the impression your really
Fascinated with this bloke/joke. Brah


No, I just wanted you to explain that you have no real evidence and are just pulling it out of your ass. Thanks.


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Re: hunting deer w/ a knife [Re: Everlong]
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Mmm yeah I pulled it just like he pulled down that exhausted staged deer.


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