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Make a porno
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My exgirlfriend said shes down to make a porno with me if I lose thirty pounds. Its just a hard time a year for that shit, theres food everywhere i go... So... Imma do it like a boss, and by mid feburary, Imma have it done. I weigh in at 250 right now. wish me lucks boys and girls

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Re: Make a porno [Re: CaliGrown] * 2
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She wants you to lose weight so when she shows all her friends the video she won't be as embarrassed for getting 'pounded' by you.

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Re: Make a porno [Re: CaliGrown] * 3
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I don't want to come off as rude, but I don't want to watch a porno with some guy who weighs 220 pounds. Just trying to save you from wasting your time.

:sorry:


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Re: Make a porno [Re: Everlong]
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That's a great ambition there.


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Life is an adventure; not knowing what's ahead brings a great sense of anticipation; and meeting women is the reward.

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Re: Make a porno [Re: Everlong]
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you might be able to be the guy who stars in his porno






but you'll never be the guy who is his own porno



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Re: Make a porno [Re: Konyap]
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Illyabo said:
you might be able to be the guy who stars in his porno






but you'll never be the guy who is his own porno




:freshwtf:

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Re: Make a porno [Re: MilkdudTitties]
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MilkdudTitties said:
Illyabo said:
you might be able to be the guy who stars in his porno






but you'll never be the guy who is his own porno




:freshwtf:


:freshwtf:


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Re: Make a porno [Re: Synthe] * 1
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Eat my ass for flooding that dude's pic. Remember what mushrooms make you, guys..




Ass eaters. It makes us all ass eaters.

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Re: Make a porno [Re: CaliGrown]
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:pm: me naked pictures of your gf....

I was trying to come up with a reason why, but I can't.

So you should just do it.

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Re: Make a porno [Re: Adden]
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Dystopia said:
Eat my ass for flooding that dude's pic. Remember what mushrooms make you, guys..




Ass eaters. It makes us all ass eaters.


:freshwtf:


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Re: Make a porno [Re: Adden]
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I shall never eat an ass!

Shrooms just make you gay


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Re: Make a porno [Re: KingKnowledge]
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KingKnowledge said:
I shall never eat an ass!

Shrooms just make you gay



Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.


I like when my girlfriend straight sits on my face, sue me.


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Re: Make a porno [Re: quantumFroth]
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KingKnowledge said:
I shall never eat an ass!


Never say never..

quantumFroth said:
I like when my girlfriend straight sits on my face, sue me.



Mustache rides for a nickel!


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Re: Make a porno [Re: quantumFroth]
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quantumFroth said:
sue me.


:saulgoodman:


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Re: Make a porno [Re: KingKnowledge]
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Re: Make a porno [Re: Everlong]
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Everlong said:
I don't want to come off as rude, but I don't want to watch a porno with some guy who weighs 220 pounds. Just trying to save you from wasting your time.

:sorry:


lol

I suppose if he's 6"6' then it would be OK... well, except for the part where it looks like a giant man is having his way with a little girl.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Make a porno [Re: quantumFroth]
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quantumFroth said:
KingKnowledge said:
I shall never eat an ass!

Shrooms just make you gay



Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.


That's probably what he's afraid of.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Make a porno [Re: koods]
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Can I film?


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Re: Make a porno [Re: koods]
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koods said:
quantumFroth said:
KingKnowledge said:
I shall never eat an ass!

Shrooms just make you gay



Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.


That's probably what he's afraid of.


:goodburger:


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Re: Make a porno [Re: koods]
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Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.


That's probably what he's afraid of.



:awetongue:


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