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CaliGrown
Will Smith Jesus


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Make a porno
#19321638 - 12/24/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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My exgirlfriend said shes down to make a porno with me if I lose thirty pounds. Its just a hard time a year for that shit, theres food everywhere i go... So... Imma do it like a boss, and by mid feburary, Imma have it done. I weigh in at 250 right now. wish me lucks boys and girls
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Adden

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She wants you to lose weight so when she shows all her friends the video she won't be as embarrassed for getting 'pounded' by you.
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Everlong
King of the Neckbeards


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I don't want to come off as rude, but I don't want to watch a porno with some guy who weighs 220 pounds. Just trying to save you from wasting your time.
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DrugsRGood
Analytical Anarchist



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Re: Make a porno [Re: Everlong]
#19321673 - 12/24/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's a great ambition there.
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Konyap

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Re: Make a porno [Re: Everlong]
#19321676 - 12/24/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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you might be able to be the guy who stars in his porno
but you'll never be the guy who is his own porno
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MilkdudTitties
My Nipples Look Like Milk Duds



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Re: Make a porno [Re: Konyap]
#19321680 - 12/24/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Illyabo said: you might be able to be the guy who stars in his porno
but you'll never be the guy who is his own porno

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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!


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Quote:
MilkdudTitties said:
Quote:
Illyabo said: you might be able to be the guy who stars in his porno
but you'll never be the guy who is his own porno


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Adden

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Re: Make a porno [Re: Synthe] 1
#19321697 - 12/24/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Eat my ass for flooding that dude's pic. Remember what mushrooms make you, guys..

Ass eaters. It makes us all ass eaters.
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



Registered: 11/29/12
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me naked pictures of your gf....
I was trying to come up with a reason why, but I can't.
So you should just do it.
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!


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Re: Make a porno [Re: Adden]
#19321702 - 12/24/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Dystopia said: Eat my ass for flooding that dude's pic. Remember what mushrooms make you, guys..

Ass eaters. It makes us all ass eaters.
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KingKnowledge
Around



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Re: Make a porno [Re: Adden]
#19321707 - 12/24/13 03:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I shall never eat an ass!
Shrooms just make you gay
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quantumFroth
Stranger


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Quote:
KingKnowledge said: I shall never eat an ass!
Shrooms just make you gay
Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.
I like when my girlfriend straight sits on my face, sue me.
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Adden

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Quote:
KingKnowledge said: I shall never eat an ass!
Never say never..
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quantumFroth said: I like when my girlfriend straight sits on my face, sue me.
Mustache rides for a nickel!
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KingKnowledge
Around



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Quote:
quantumFroth said: sue me.
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SkeletalSpore
♥$♄ґ◎◎мεя⑂♥



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koods
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Re: Make a porno [Re: Everlong]
#19322281 - 12/24/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Everlong said: I don't want to come off as rude, but I don't want to watch a porno with some guy who weighs 220 pounds. Just trying to save you from wasting your time.

lol
I suppose if he's 6"6' then it would be OK... well, except for the part where it looks like a giant man is having his way with a little girl.
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koods
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Quote:
quantumFroth said:
Quote:
KingKnowledge said: I shall never eat an ass!
Shrooms just make you gay
Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.
That's probably what he's afraid of.
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SkeletalSpore
♥$♄ґ◎◎мεя⑂♥



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Re: Make a porno [Re: koods]
#19322327 - 12/24/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Can I film?
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TopPmz
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Re: Make a porno [Re: koods]
#19322331 - 12/24/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
koods said:
Quote:
quantumFroth said:
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KingKnowledge said: I shall never eat an ass!
Shrooms just make you gay
Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.
That's probably what he's afraid of.
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quantumFroth
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Re: Make a porno [Re: koods]
#19322337 - 12/24/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.
That's probably what he's afraid of.
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!


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Quote:
SkeletalSpore said:
I see your ass & titties and raise you my ass & titties
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SkeletalSpore
♥$♄ґ◎◎мεя⑂♥



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Re: Make a porno [Re: Synthe]
#19322382 - 12/24/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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BlindEye
Pro Recreational Cyclist



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Op lol
Listen...IDK what your GF's motives are but how bout you try this...Goto a webbing site that amateur couples and such can webcam themselves being intimate. Some sites gives you money(plus) and some just let you be you exhibitionist. Regardless. Dont go into something you arent ready for bro...
on the gf being filmed though.
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: Make a porno [Re: BlindEye]
#19322422 - 12/24/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I think the GF knows guys will do anything to be a porn star, and she thinks he's a fat fatty.
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evileye001
Stranger then you



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Re: Make a porno [Re: koods]
#19322489 - 12/24/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: I think the GF knows guys will do anything to be a porn star, and she thinks he's a fat fatty.
i was just about to point that out. you beat me to it!
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CaliGrown
Will Smith Jesus


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well imma post it. and ur gonna watch
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FruitOfLife
Professional Package Handler


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They best way to burn calories... SEX.
Tell her she needs ot help you lose the weight
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The Doobie Dude


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I have made 2 pornos with my gf 1 is regualar sex the other involves whips, ties, handcuffs, blindfolds, 6 diffrent positions, a vibrator, face sitting, and a sexy school girl costume... needless to say i dont ever use internet porn
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FruitOfLife
Professional Package Handler


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Who wore the schoolgirl costume?
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The Doobie Dude


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Your mom
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FruitOfLife
Professional Package Handler


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Nah she wears a french maid costume
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CodeLion
Helix be Praised



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The Doobie Dude


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Nah she keeps it fresh for me
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plektheplek



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Quote:
TrentBoyett said:
me naked pictures of your gf....
I was trying to come up with a reason why, but I can't.
So you should just do it.
^ makes a good point
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k00laid
NEMO


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Re: Make a porno [Re: Adden]
#19328481 - 12/26/13 11:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Dystopia said: Eat my ass for flooding that dude's pic. Remember what mushrooms make you, guys..

Ass eaters. It makes us all ass eaters.
dude for the past 5 days you have done nothing but post hentai in the pub.
i'm worried about you bro...
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plektheplek



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Re: Make a porno [Re: k00laid]
#19328488 - 12/26/13 11:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah bro, we ALL know hentai gives you cancer! Jeez
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