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OfflineCaliGrown
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Make a porno
    #19321638 - 12/24/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

My exgirlfriend said shes down to make a porno with me if I lose thirty pounds. Its just a hard time a year for that shit, theres food everywhere i go... So... Imma do it like a boss, and by mid feburary, Imma have it done. I weigh in at 250 right now. wish me lucks boys and girls


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InvisibleAdden
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Re: Make a porno [Re: CaliGrown] * 2
    #19321648 - 12/24/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

She wants you to lose weight so when she shows all her friends the video she won't be as embarrassed for getting 'pounded' by you.


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InvisibleEverlong
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Re: Make a porno [Re: CaliGrown] * 3
    #19321653 - 12/24/13 03:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I don't want to come off as rude, but I don't want to watch a porno with some guy who weighs 220 pounds. Just trying to save you from wasting your time.

:sorry:


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OfflineDrugsRGood
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Re: Make a porno [Re: Everlong]
    #19321673 - 12/24/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

That's a great ambition there.


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Re: Make a porno [Re: Everlong]
    #19321676 - 12/24/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

you might be able to be the guy who stars in his porno






but you'll never be the guy who is his own porno



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OfflineMilkdudTitties
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Re: Make a porno [Re: Konyap]
    #19321680 - 12/24/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Illyabo said:
you might be able to be the guy who stars in his porno






but you'll never be the guy who is his own porno






:freshwtf:


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InvisibleSynthe
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Re: Make a porno [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #19321685 - 12/24/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

MilkdudTitties said:
Quote:

Illyabo said:
you might be able to be the guy who stars in his porno






but you'll never be the guy who is his own porno






:freshwtf:




:freshwtf:


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InvisibleAdden
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Re: Make a porno [Re: Synthe] * 1
    #19321697 - 12/24/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Eat my ass for flooding that dude's pic. Remember what mushrooms make you, guys..




Ass eaters. It makes us all ass eaters.


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InvisibleTrentBoyett
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Re: Make a porno [Re: CaliGrown]
    #19321701 - 12/24/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:pm: me naked pictures of your gf....

I was trying to come up with a reason why, but I can't.

So you should just do it.


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InvisibleSynthe
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Re: Make a porno [Re: Adden]
    #19321702 - 12/24/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Dystopia said:
Eat my ass for flooding that dude's pic. Remember what mushrooms make you, guys..




Ass eaters. It makes us all ass eaters.



:freshwtf:


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OfflineKingKnowledge
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Re: Make a porno [Re: Adden]
    #19321707 - 12/24/13 03:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I shall never eat an ass!

Shrooms just make you gay


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OfflinequantumFroth
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Re: Make a porno [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19321751 - 12/24/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

KingKnowledge said:
I shall never eat an ass!

Shrooms just make you gay





Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.


I like when my girlfriend straight sits on my face, sue me.


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InvisibleAdden
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Re: Make a porno [Re: quantumFroth]
    #19321768 - 12/24/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

KingKnowledge said:
I shall never eat an ass!




Never say never..

Quote:

quantumFroth said:
I like when my girlfriend straight sits on my face, sue me.





Mustache rides for a nickel!



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Re: Make a porno [Re: quantumFroth]
    #19321790 - 12/24/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

quantumFroth said:
sue me.




:saulgoodman:


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OfflineSkeletalSpore
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Re: Make a porno [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19322263 - 12/24/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Make a porno [Re: Everlong]
    #19322281 - 12/24/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Everlong said:
I don't want to come off as rude, but I don't want to watch a porno with some guy who weighs 220 pounds. Just trying to save you from wasting your time.

:sorry:




lol

I suppose if he's 6"6' then it would be OK... well, except for the part where it looks like a giant man is having his way with a little girl.


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Re: Make a porno [Re: quantumFroth]
    #19322287 - 12/24/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

quantumFroth said:
Quote:

KingKnowledge said:
I shall never eat an ass!

Shrooms just make you gay





Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.



That's probably what he's afraid of.


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OfflineSkeletalSpore
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Re: Make a porno [Re: koods]
    #19322327 - 12/24/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Can I film?


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OfflineTopPmz
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Re: Make a porno [Re: koods]
    #19322331 - 12/24/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

quantumFroth said:
Quote:

KingKnowledge said:
I shall never eat an ass!

Shrooms just make you gay





Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.



That's probably what he's afraid of.



:goodburger:


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OfflinequantumFroth
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Re: Make a porno [Re: koods]
    #19322337 - 12/24/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.



That's probably what he's afraid of.





:awetongue:


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InvisibleSynthe
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Re: Make a porno [Re: SkeletalSpore]
    #19322350 - 12/24/13 05:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

SkeletalSpore said:




I see your ass & titties and raise you my ass & titties



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OfflineSkeletalSpore
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Re: Make a porno [Re: Synthe]
    #19322382 - 12/24/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

On a similar note...


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Re: Make a porno [Re: SkeletalSpore]
    #19322407 - 12/24/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Op lol

Listen...IDK what your GF's motives are but how bout you try this...Goto a webbing site that amateur couples and such can webcam themselves being intimate. Some sites gives you money(plus) and some just let you be you exhibitionist. Regardless. Dont go into something you arent ready for bro...

:thumbup: on the gf being filmed though.


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Onlinekoods
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Re: Make a porno [Re: BlindEye]
    #19322422 - 12/24/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think the GF knows guys will do anything to be a porn star, and she thinks he's a fat fatty.


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Offlineevileye001
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Re: Make a porno [Re: koods]
    #19322489 - 12/24/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

koods said:
I think the GF knows guys will do anything to be a porn star, and she thinks he's a fat fatty.




i was just about to point that out. you beat me to it!


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OfflineCaliGrown
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Re: Make a porno [Re: evileye001]
    #19323664 - 12/24/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

well imma post it. and ur gonna watch


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Re: Make a porno [Re: CaliGrown]
    #19323688 - 12/24/13 11:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

They best way to burn calories... SEX.

Tell her she needs ot help you lose the weight  :wink:


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Re: Make a porno [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19323699 - 12/24/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I have made 2 pornos with my gf 1 is regualar sex the other involves whips, ties, handcuffs, blindfolds, 6 diffrent positions, a vibrator, face sitting, and a sexy school girl costume... needless to say i dont ever use internet porn


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Re: Make a porno [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #19323708 - 12/24/13 11:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Who wore the schoolgirl costume?


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Re: Make a porno [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19323713 - 12/24/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Your mom


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Re: Make a porno [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #19323717 - 12/24/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Nah she wears a french maid costume


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OfflineCodeLion
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Re: Make a porno [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19323725 - 12/24/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:burn:


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Re: Make a porno [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19323726 - 12/24/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Nah she keeps it fresh for me


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Re: Make a porno [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19328420 - 12/26/13 11:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

TrentBoyett said:
:pm: me naked pictures of your gf....

I was trying to come up with a reason why, but I can't.

So you should just do it.




^ makes a good point


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Re: Make a porno [Re: Adden]
    #19328481 - 12/26/13 11:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Dystopia said:
Eat my ass for flooding that dude's pic. Remember what mushrooms make you, guys..




Ass eaters. It makes us all ass eaters.




dude for the past 5 days you have done nothing but post hentai in the pub.


i'm worried about you bro...


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Re: Make a porno [Re: k00laid]
    #19328488 - 12/26/13 11:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah bro, we ALL know hentai gives you cancer! Jeez


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