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exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck?
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I'm used to people coming to me for medical advice and science questions, that's what I do and love so I don't mind helping.

I've had people (usually girls) ask me some weird questions...
"Is this a hemorrhoid?"
"Should I be concerned if there's blood in my poop?"
"Why is my period late if I haven't had sex?"


But this one takes the cake. Apparently the most recent exgirlfriend tried the Diva Cup, which is supposed to be some weird alternative to a tampon that actually sounds more gross than tampons. For some reason she's having issues getting the thing out, because of the suction formed by it. Ew. Ew. Ew.

I offered her some advice on how to break the suction to get the thing out, and I hope it goes well. But still man...


WHAT THE FUCK?

:uhoh:  :puke:  :runaway:

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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Gumby]
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Yep, that's gross dude.  :projectile:


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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
Nothing is going to get better.  It's not.

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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Gumby]
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Do you think women that use the diva cup look inside of it before they throw it away?


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: FoxFire]
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Why in the world would anyone want to take a cup full of blood out of their vagina several times a day?

GROSS.


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: FoxFire]
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dude..... wtf


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
I'm used to people coming to me for medical advice and science questions, that's what I do and love so I don't mind helping.

I've had people (usually girls) ask me some weird questions...
"Is this a hemorrhoid?"
"Should I be concerned if there's blood in my poop?"
"Why is my period late if I haven't had sex?"


But this one takes the cake. Apparently the most recent exgirlfriend tried the Diva Cup, which is supposed to be some weird alternative to a tampon that actually sounds more gross than tampons. For some reason she's having issues getting the thing out, because of the suction formed by it. Ew. Ew. Ew.

I offered her some advice on how to break the suction to get the thing out, and I hope it goes well. But still man...


WHAT THE FUCK?

:uhoh:  :puke:  :runaway:



man i wish i could have seen your face as she asked that. Genuine concern, to confusion to downright fear then finally nausea.


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Gumby]
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Yea, that Diva Cup thingy looks absolutely repulsive. :puke:

Quote:
Do you think women that use the diva cup look inside of it before they throw it away?


What I wanna know is how do they get it out w/out spilling it :eek:


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Don't be bogged down by your past
Don't be afraid of what lies in your future

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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: niteowl]
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it prolly has some absorption qualities like tampons.  :shrug:


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Statisticons_win]
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hey its reusable too!  double vomit...


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Statisticons_win]
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Statisticons_win said:
it prolly has some absorption qualities like tampons.  :shrug:


No. It's seriously just a cup that fills up.

I don't get it either. I'd probably spill it all over the place.
God, that's so gross.


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: FoxFire]
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ManaShaman said:
hey its reusable too!  double vomit...


That is ok. Just clean your vag blood off with DivaWash.


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R.I.P Rod Beck

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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: alternatereality]
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alternatereality said:
Why in the world would anyone want to take a cup full of blood out of their vagina several times a day?

GROSS.


To feed it to their vampire husband?


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Fight for a large loving government that can take care of its people, kill our criminals, and preform the huge industrial tasks our corporate overlords refuse(wanna greenwash me some more Exon?)

Not this weak travesty that let millions starve and sucks corporate cock while failing at every turn.

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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: robbyberto]
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robbyberto said:
ManaShaman said:
hey its reusable too!  double vomit...


That is ok. Just clean your vag blood off with DivaWash.


"Can be used daily as a facial cleanser or luxurious shower and bath gel."

:rofl2:


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: doom876]
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I love the name, hahahah the Diva Cup!

and if you have an extra heavy period with PMS, you can now order the premium-sized BITCH GOBLET


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: doom876]
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doom876 said:
alternatereality said:
Why in the world would anyone want to take a cup full of blood out of their vagina several times a day?

GROSS.


To feed it to their vampire husband?


Fuck man, all was going well till someone said that. I literally did just throw up in my mouth a little bit.

Fuck. Thats so gross.

And for the chicks wondering about it: she said it feels awkward as hell. I'm not even sure I want to ask her where she heard about it.


Ughhh so gross.

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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Pigasus]
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Pigasus said:
I love the name, hahahah the Diva Cup!

and if you have an extra heavy period with PMS, you can now order the premium-sized BITCH GOBLET


:ilold:


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Don't be bogged down by your past
Don't be afraid of what lies in your future

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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: niteowl]
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I don't know, but I think I would prefer tampons.


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Gumby]
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Quote:

Brand Spankin' New
Well, I just purchased my very 1st Diva Cup yesterday. I put it in last night but couldn't get it 2 pop out right. It took @ least 5-10 min. 2 get it to pop out right & couldn't get it to rotate @ all. I had no leaks thru the night but had a near impossible time getting it out. After relaxing several min. after each attempt I finally got it out. I really got alot of info. from reading the other posts on insertion. I was under the impression from their website the cup doesn't sit on the cervix. Now I'm confused... My stem is flush w/ the vaginal "sphincter" just inside the opening. Their instructions SUCK on their website. Can anyone give me a clear once over on the process?! Is the stem 2 sit flush w/ the labia @ the opening? Appreciate any assistance... :laugh:



I win.


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: robbyberto]
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I know someone who actually saved and diluted her menstrual blood before using it to water her houseplants.  Never could figure-out how she managed to collect the stuff.

A couple of years later I was hanging-out with another woman who kept the damned thing on a low bookshelf next to her bed.  I asked her what it was; she said she'd tell me another time.  A couple weeks later, I'm sitting on her bed reading and the little thing again piques my curiosity. I pick it up, look at it from several angles, roll it around in my hand, give it a little squeeze...

...then I brought it to my nose and took a little whiff. 

All questions answered.

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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
doom876 said:
alternatereality said:
Why in the world would anyone want to take a cup full of blood out of their vagina several times a day?

GROSS.


To feed it to their vampire husband?


Fuck man, all was going well till someone said that. I literally did just throw up in my mouth a little bit.

Fuck. Thats so gross.

And for the chicks wondering about it: she said it feels awkward as hell. I'm not even sure I want to ask her where she heard about it.


Ughhh so gross.


Well, if she wasn't going anywhere he could just kneel down and lap the blood out as it splashed over his face while she watched Golden Girls. His face would be covered in her vaginal goop, since vampire wives don't ever wash down there. Probably even some corn and shit from her not cleaning her ass the right way.


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Not this weak travesty that let millions starve and sucks corporate cock while failing at every turn.

Edited by doom876 (04/04/09 08:03 PM)

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