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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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I think my exgirlfriend is drunk... (a convo, read at will)
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Mmmk, she was talking about how her grandfather's cousin was dying and she saw it tonight.


Me: seeing death in progress really changes the way you see things

K: thought of each friend and something I could tell them. Some simple, some complex, some shocking.

Me: yeah i know what you mean

K: Wanna know what I'd tell you?

Me: sure

K: I hope you take this right.
One of the hardest things about breaking up with you was giving up having sex with you. I absolutely loooooooved shagging you...how you smelled, your long limbs (all of them!), your hands, your gusto, and how you hit my G-spot.
And your cute face.
And white teeth.
And the face you'd make when you were cumming.
Too frank? Oh well. It's what I was thinking.


The convo goes on a lot more.... But really, just what the fuck? I mean it's cool that she said that, and shes a cool girl... But what exgirlfriend says that?

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Re: I think my exgirlfriend is drunk... (a convo, read at will) [Re: Gumby]
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lol she wants moe


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Re: I think my exgirlfriend is drunk... (a convo, read at will) [Re: Coaster]
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Well she obviously misses you...or misses fucking you. :lol:


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Re: I think my exgirlfriend is drunk... (a convo, read at will) [Re: thirdtragedy]
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MOAR!! :doggystyle:

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Re: I think my exgirlfriend is drunk... (a convo, read at will) [Re: thirdtragedy]
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Hell, I just might have to go there again. She seemed to be vaguely hinting at having sex again for the past month or two but I wasn't sure what she was up to. Now it's kinda obvious. I'm down.

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Re: I think my exgirlfriend is drunk... (a convo, read at will) [Re: psilyguy]
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psilyguy said:
MOAR!! :doggystyle:



:lol:

all that means:
no ones torn that up too bad since you been gone

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Re: I think my exgirlfriend is drunk... (a convo, read at will) [Re: CptnGarden]
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CptnGarden said:
psilyguy said:
MOAR!! :doggystyle:



:lol:

all that means:
no ones torn that up too bad since you been gone


QFT.


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大开眼界

:awegroove:
:fbsnugs::fbsnugs::fbsnugs:
Hasta siempre, comandante.
:mattz:

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Re: I think my exgirlfriend is drunk... (a convo, read at will) [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
But what exgirlfriend says that?



One that wants secks


We can all learn something from will ferrell


"Grief is natures most powerful aphrodisiac"




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Re: I think my exgirlfriend is drunk... (a convo, read at will) [Re: DeathCompany]
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Yeah too bad she's in Oklahoma and I'm in Jersey. That's pretty inconvenient.

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Re: I think my exgirlfriend is drunk... (a convo, read at will) [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
what exgirlfriend says that?



pretty much all mine

thats what happens when you smash their guts


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"Im too drunk to taste this chicken"


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Re: I think my exgirlfriend is drunk... (a convo, read at will) [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
Yeah too bad she's in Oklahoma and I'm in Jersey. That's pretty inconvenient.


:restless: drink also.


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the pillars of the universe are taking a break at the moment, please call again

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Re: I think my exgirlfriend is drunk... (a convo, read at will) [Re: Big_Whoop]
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Yeah too bad she's in Oklahoma and I'm in Jersey. That's pretty inconvenient.
Big_Whoop said:
Gumby said:
Yeah too bad she's in Oklahoma and I'm in Jersey. That's pretty inconvenient.


:restless: drink also.


Done deal.

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