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Moody exgirlfriends, lol.
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So this morning my ex (who I'm still good friends with) calls me at 9:15. I woke up and muted the phone then went back to sleep. Woke up at 10:30 for class and texted her to see why she called. She wanted to go to breakfast.

I told her I couldn't because I had to shower then go to class. Then she asked if I could take time time off from "primping" so that I could go. My exact words were: "Nah, I need to shower, I'm itchy. Anatomy class with good looking girls + itchy balls = bad combo."

So after class I text her to see if she wants to do lunch. No response. Then I text her to ask if I could borrow one of her space heaters. No response. Then she gets online and I talk to her, she tells me to hold on a second.. Then signs off.

I think the comment about good looking girls in my class pissed her off. How fucking ridiculous is that? For as grown up as she pretends to be, she still has a lot of growing up to do.

Just wanted to share that short tale of stupidity.

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Re: Moody exgirlfriends, lol. [Re: Gumby]
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haha you kinda threw a rock into a bee's nest there brotha


me and my ex sorta say the same shit to eachother to get under eachothers skin. sorta like a fucked up game.

i love it.


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Edited by igwna (09/25/08 01:36 PM)

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Re: Moody exgirlfriends, lol. [Re: Gumby]
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She just knows what itchy balls do to you, so she prolly decided to wait it out. She'll be fine as soon as you're balls stop itching.

Need some pr0n
:laugh:

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Re: Moody exgirlfriends, lol. [Re: igwna]
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Being friends after is hard.....especially if the girl is a childish idiot...........that is what i have found in my experience


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Re: Moody exgirlfriends, lol. [Re: igwna]
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lol ex's


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Re: Moody exgirlfriends, lol. [Re: koraks]
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Heh, she actually jokingly replied "I hate when my balls itch."


For the record, balls are fine now. Just needed to be shaved really.

Ah yes, smooth balls. Wonderful :lol:

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Re: Moody exgirlfriends, lol. [Re: Gumby]
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It's more fun pointing out hot chicks/dudes to your s/o when you're still with them tho.


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Re: Moody exgirlfriends, lol. [Re: Gumby]
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Shaving your balls is like being a smackhead. Once you're on it, you need to repeat the experience to prevent bad itches.

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Re: Moody exgirlfriends, lol. [Re: koraks]
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koraks said:
Shaving your balls is like being a smackhead. Once you're on it, you need to repeat the experience to prevent bad itches.


yeah I hate when my chin gets rugburn cuz guys dont shave their pubes for a few days.


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Re: Moody exgirlfriends, lol. [Re: FatMamaCheezcake]
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Sorry mama.

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Re: Moody exgirlfriends, lol. [Re: Gumby]
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:omgz:Gumby you are so amazing and the bestest college level scientist evar!
Props to Gumby. The shroomery's hero!


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Re: Moody exgirlfriends, lol. [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
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make sure to watch all the way to the end.

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Re: Moody exgirlfriends, lol. [Re: koraks]
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koraks said:
Sorry mama.


It's ok Baby, I'll just turn around next time so my nose gets exfoliated to. Seriously.. My chin skin is super soft now.


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"There are 40 million sheep in New Zealand.. and they are PISSED OFF!"

   

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Re: Moody exgirlfriends, lol. [Re: Gumby]
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Damn.
Aren't you the one who posted a little while back about suspecting his ex to be into cocaine? What turned out of that?


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Re: Moody exgirlfriends, lol. [Re: isaacein]
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Ended up being a huge stupid, drunken misunderstanding. The guy and lady who told me they thought she was doing coke were also drunk. I talked to the guy the next day and asked him if he really thought she was doing coke. He said that she looked like shit and when he talked to her she said that she was tired because she hadn't slept much the last week (she works till 4AM at a bar in NYC, doesn't get home till 5).

He automatically assumed that she was doing coke. What he didn't know was that we had smoked a few bowls before going to the bar. He'd never seen her stoned before, so apparently that is why she "looked like shit." I still can't explain her disappearing with the coke head guy, but her being super talkative is just what she does when she gets drunk. As of right now I'm just chalking it up to her being stoned.

I only hope she's not stupid enough to start doing coke because she works late as a bar tender. If she did want to develop a coke habit though, she has the money and does know the right/wrong people. I'll keep an eye on her. As soon as she starts having constant sniffles, nose bleeds, unexplained weight loss, or shows signs of crashing... I'm gonna be laying the smackdown.

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Re: Moody exgirlfriends, lol. [Re: Gumby]
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Arg, as more time goes on, the more this pisses me off. I'm half tempted to call her out on being so fucking petty.

But alas, I'm just going to go to my history class and forget about it.

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Re: Moody exgirlfriends, lol. [Re: Gumby]
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Good work. Personally, I'd point out hot chicks all the more, just to get her used to it lol.. and when she bitches, you could always try the dog whisperer move.. Snap your fingers, point at her and go SHHHTTT!


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"There are 40 million sheep in New Zealand.. and they are PISSED OFF!"

   

"Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves, for we shall never cease to be amused." -Anonymous

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Re: Moody exgirlfriends, lol. [Re: FatMamaCheezcake]
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Hahahaha... I've been tempted at times to pull the dog whisperer move many times. I can just imagine how much she'll flip her shit when I get a new girlfriend, that'll be time for some real lulz.

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Re: Moody exgirlfriends, lol. [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
Ah yes, smooth balls. Wonderful :lol:


QFT! :yesnod:

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Dizzwizzle said:
Gumby said:
Ah yes, smooth balls. Wonderful :lol:


QFT! :yesnod:


churrrrrrch


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