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InvisibleGumby
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exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck?
    #10106792 - 04/04/09 07:16 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I'm used to people coming to me for medical advice and science questions, that's what I do and love so I don't mind helping.

I've had people (usually girls) ask me some weird questions...
"Is this a hemorrhoid?"
"Should I be concerned if there's blood in my poop?"
"Why is my period late if I haven't had sex?"


But this one takes the cake. Apparently the most recent exgirlfriend tried the Diva Cup, which is supposed to be some weird alternative to a tampon that actually sounds more gross than tampons. For some reason she's having issues getting the thing out, because of the suction formed by it. Ew. Ew. Ew.

I offered her some advice on how to break the suction to get the thing out, and I hope it goes well. But still man...


WHAT THE FUCK?

:uhoh:  :puke:  :runaway:

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InvisibleFoxFire
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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Gumby]
    #10106807 - 04/04/09 07:20 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Yep, that's gross dude.  :projectile:


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Gumby]
    #10106821 - 04/04/09 07:23 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Do you think women that use the diva cup look inside of it before they throw it away?


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: FoxFire]
    #10106828 - 04/04/09 07:24 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Why in the world would anyone want to take a cup full of blood out of their vagina several times a day?

GROSS.


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: FoxFire]
    #10106829 - 04/04/09 07:25 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

dude..... wtf


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Gumby]
    #10106834 - 04/04/09 07:25 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
I'm used to people coming to me for medical advice and science questions, that's what I do and love so I don't mind helping.

I've had people (usually girls) ask me some weird questions...
"Is this a hemorrhoid?"
"Should I be concerned if there's blood in my poop?"
"Why is my period late if I haven't had sex?"


But this one takes the cake. Apparently the most recent exgirlfriend tried the Diva Cup, which is supposed to be some weird alternative to a tampon that actually sounds more gross than tampons. For some reason she's having issues getting the thing out, because of the suction formed by it. Ew. Ew. Ew.

I offered her some advice on how to break the suction to get the thing out, and I hope it goes well. But still man...


WHAT THE FUCK?

:uhoh:  :puke:  :runaway:





man i wish i could have seen your face as she asked that. Genuine concern, to confusion to downright fear then finally nausea.


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Gumby]
    #10106838 - 04/04/09 07:26 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Yea, that Diva Cup thingy looks absolutely repulsive. :puke:

Quote:

Do you think women that use the diva cup look inside of it before they throw it away?




What I wanna know is how do they get it out w/out spilling it :eek:


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: niteowl]
    #10106848 - 04/04/09 07:28 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

it prolly has some absorption qualities like tampons.  :shrug:


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Statisticons_win]
    #10106856 - 04/04/09 07:30 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

hey its reusable too!  double vomit...


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Statisticons_win]
    #10106858 - 04/04/09 07:31 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Statisticons_win said:
it prolly has some absorption qualities like tampons.  :shrug:




No. It's seriously just a cup that fills up.

I don't get it either. I'd probably spill it all over the place.
God, that's so gross.


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: FoxFire]
    #10106861 - 04/04/09 07:32 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ManaShaman said:
hey its reusable too!  double vomit...



That is ok. Just clean your vag blood off with DivaWash.


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: alternatereality]
    #10106866 - 04/04/09 07:33 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

alternatereality said:
Why in the world would anyone want to take a cup full of blood out of their vagina several times a day?

GROSS.



To feed it to their vampire husband?


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: robbyberto]
    #10106874 - 04/04/09 07:35 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

robbyberto said:
Quote:

ManaShaman said:
hey its reusable too!  double vomit...



That is ok. Just clean your vag blood off with DivaWash.




"Can be used daily as a facial cleanser or luxurious shower and bath gel."

:rofl2:


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: doom876]
    #10106875 - 04/04/09 07:35 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I love the name, hahahah the Diva Cup!

and if you have an extra heavy period with PMS, you can now order the premium-sized BITCH GOBLET


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: doom876]
    #10106883 - 04/04/09 07:37 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

doom876 said:
Quote:

alternatereality said:
Why in the world would anyone want to take a cup full of blood out of their vagina several times a day?

GROSS.



To feed it to their vampire husband?




Fuck man, all was going well till someone said that. I literally did just throw up in my mouth a little bit.

Fuck. Thats so gross.

And for the chicks wondering about it: she said it feels awkward as hell. I'm not even sure I want to ask her where she heard about it.


Ughhh so gross.

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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Pigasus]
    #10106892 - 04/04/09 07:38 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Pigasus said:
I love the name, hahahah the Diva Cup!

and if you have an extra heavy period with PMS, you can now order the premium-sized BITCH GOBLET




:ilold:


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: niteowl]
    #10106899 - 04/04/09 07:39 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I don't know, but I think I would prefer tampons.


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Gumby]
    #10106901 - 04/04/09 07:40 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:



Brand Spankin' New
Well, I just purchased my very 1st Diva Cup yesterday. I put it in last night but couldn't get it 2 pop out right. It took @ least 5-10 min. 2 get it to pop out right & couldn't get it to rotate @ all. I had no leaks thru the night but had a near impossible time getting it out. After relaxing several min. after each attempt I finally got it out. I really got alot of info. from reading the other posts on insertion. I was under the impression from their website the cup doesn't sit on the cervix. Now I'm confused... My stem is flush w/ the vaginal "sphincter" just inside the opening. Their instructions SUCK on their website. Can anyone give me a clear once over on the process?! Is the stem 2 sit flush w/ the labia @ the opening? Appreciate any assistance... :laugh:





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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: robbyberto]
    #10106973 - 04/04/09 07:56 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I know someone who actually saved and diluted her menstrual blood before using it to water her houseplants.  Never could figure-out how she managed to collect the stuff.

A couple of years later I was hanging-out with another woman who kept the damned thing on a low bookshelf next to her bed.  I asked her what it was; she said she'd tell me another time.  A couple weeks later, I'm sitting on her bed reading and the little thing again piques my curiosity. I pick it up, look at it from several angles, roll it around in my hand, give it a little squeeze...

...then I brought it to my nose and took a little whiff. 

All questions answered.

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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Gumby]
    #10107005 - 04/04/09 08:01 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Quote:

doom876 said:
Quote:

alternatereality said:
Why in the world would anyone want to take a cup full of blood out of their vagina several times a day?

GROSS.



To feed it to their vampire husband?




Fuck man, all was going well till someone said that. I literally did just throw up in my mouth a little bit.

Fuck. Thats so gross.

And for the chicks wondering about it: she said it feels awkward as hell. I'm not even sure I want to ask her where she heard about it.


Ughhh so gross.



Well, if she wasn't going anywhere he could just kneel down and lap the blood out as it splashed over his face while she watched Golden Girls. His face would be covered in her vaginal goop, since vampire wives don't ever wash down there. Probably even some corn and shit from her not cleaning her ass the right way.


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Edited by doom876 (04/04/09 08:03 PM)

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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Gumby]
    #10107016 - 04/04/09 08:03 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

:what:  no pic of in use....


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Brainiac]
    #10107054 - 04/04/09 08:10 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Seriously dude, you are not helping the nausea associated with a 2c-i come up. I might have to nignore you for the night. :lol:

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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Gumby]
    #10107073 - 04/04/09 08:13 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

That makes 13 people..:smirk:


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Gumby]
    #10107089 - 04/04/09 08:16 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Seriously dude, you are not helping the nausea associated with a 2c-i come up. I might have to nignore you for the night. :lol:



If you were making me nauseous, could you resist either?X3


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: doom876]
    #10108600 - 04/05/09 01:43 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Hmmmm. As a nursing student, I would probably feel good if my ex believed I was worthy for advice on something like that.

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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: alternatereality]
    #10108630 - 04/05/09 01:53 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

alternatereality said:
Why in the world would anyone want to take a cup full of blood out of their vagina several times a day?

GROSS.



Quote:

I know it is hard to believe, but you only lose 3 tablespoons of blood each period. Since menstrual fluid is more than blood, it is also made up of tissue and mucus from the endometrium, the average amount of fluid lost is 6-9 tablespoons. Therefore, you lose more fluid than blood



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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: AgingHippy]
    #10108646 - 04/05/09 02:00 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

lol
we sell that here at the store i work at

iv heard good and bad reveiws from several girls


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: notapillow]
    #10109044 - 04/05/09 04:48 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

chunky tomato pasta sauce anyone?



lol...





seriously fucken gross tho..


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: scruffymafia]
    #10109066 - 04/05/09 05:07 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

thatd be a tasty shot

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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: scruffymafia]
    #10109067 - 04/05/09 05:08 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

.

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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: scruffymafia]
    #10109070 - 04/05/09 05:10 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

send her over to my place, I'll pull that fucker out... and enjoy it too. period blood washes off easy.


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Gumby]
    #10109107 - 04/05/09 05:43 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Did someone play doctor alot as a kid..:hehehe:


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Re: exgirlfriend: what.the.fuck? [Re: Gumby]
    #10109125 - 04/05/09 05:58 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

god bless the little ladies

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