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OfflineCaliGrown
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Make a porno
    #19321638 - 12/24/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

My exgirlfriend said shes down to make a porno with me if I lose thirty pounds. Its just a hard time a year for that shit, theres food everywhere i go... So... Imma do it like a boss, and by mid feburary, Imma have it done. I weigh in at 250 right now. wish me lucks boys and girls


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InvisibleAdden
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Re: Make a porno [Re: CaliGrown] * 2
    #19321648 - 12/24/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

She wants you to lose weight so when she shows all her friends the video she won't be as embarrassed for getting 'pounded' by you.


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InvisibleEverlong
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Re: Make a porno [Re: CaliGrown] * 3
    #19321653 - 12/24/13 03:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I don't want to come off as rude, but I don't want to watch a porno with some guy who weighs 220 pounds. Just trying to save you from wasting your time.

:sorry:


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OfflineDrugsRGood
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Re: Make a porno [Re: Everlong]
    #19321673 - 12/24/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

That's a great ambition there.


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OfflineKonyap

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Re: Make a porno [Re: Everlong]
    #19321676 - 12/24/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

you might be able to be the guy who stars in his porno






but you'll never be the guy who is his own porno



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OfflineMilkdudTitties
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Re: Make a porno [Re: Konyap]
    #19321680 - 12/24/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Illyabo said:
you might be able to be the guy who stars in his porno






but you'll never be the guy who is his own porno






:freshwtf:


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InvisibleSynthe
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Re: Make a porno [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #19321685 - 12/24/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

MilkdudTitties said:
Quote:

Illyabo said:
you might be able to be the guy who stars in his porno






but you'll never be the guy who is his own porno






:freshwtf:




:freshwtf:


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InvisibleAdden
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Re: Make a porno [Re: Synthe] * 1
    #19321697 - 12/24/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Eat my ass for flooding that dude's pic. Remember what mushrooms make you, guys..




Ass eaters. It makes us all ass eaters.


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InvisibleTrentBoyett
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Re: Make a porno [Re: CaliGrown]
    #19321701 - 12/24/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:pm: me naked pictures of your gf....

I was trying to come up with a reason why, but I can't.

So you should just do it.


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InvisibleSynthe
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Re: Make a porno [Re: Adden]
    #19321702 - 12/24/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Dystopia said:
Eat my ass for flooding that dude's pic. Remember what mushrooms make you, guys..




Ass eaters. It makes us all ass eaters.



:freshwtf:


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OfflineKingKnowledge
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Re: Make a porno [Re: Adden]
    #19321707 - 12/24/13 03:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I shall never eat an ass!

Shrooms just make you gay


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OfflinequantumFroth
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Re: Make a porno [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19321751 - 12/24/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

KingKnowledge said:
I shall never eat an ass!

Shrooms just make you gay





Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.


I like when my girlfriend straight sits on my face, sue me.


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InvisibleAdden
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Re: Make a porno [Re: quantumFroth]
    #19321768 - 12/24/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

KingKnowledge said:
I shall never eat an ass!




Never say never..

Quote:

quantumFroth said:
I like when my girlfriend straight sits on my face, sue me.





Mustache rides for a nickel!



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OfflineKingKnowledge
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Re: Make a porno [Re: quantumFroth]
    #19321790 - 12/24/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

quantumFroth said:
sue me.




:saulgoodman:


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OfflineSkeletalSpore
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Re: Make a porno [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19322263 - 12/24/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Offlinekoods
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Re: Make a porno [Re: Everlong]
    #19322281 - 12/24/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Everlong said:
I don't want to come off as rude, but I don't want to watch a porno with some guy who weighs 220 pounds. Just trying to save you from wasting your time.

:sorry:




lol

I suppose if he's 6"6' then it would be OK... well, except for the part where it looks like a giant man is having his way with a little girl.


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Offlinekoods
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Re: Make a porno [Re: quantumFroth]
    #19322287 - 12/24/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

quantumFroth said:
Quote:

KingKnowledge said:
I shall never eat an ass!

Shrooms just make you gay





Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.



That's probably what he's afraid of.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: Make a porno [Re: koods]
    #19322327 - 12/24/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Can I film?


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OfflineTopPmz
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Re: Make a porno [Re: koods]
    #19322331 - 12/24/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

quantumFroth said:
Quote:

KingKnowledge said:
I shall never eat an ass!

Shrooms just make you gay





Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.



That's probably what he's afraid of.



:goodburger:


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OfflinequantumFroth
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Re: Make a porno [Re: koods]
    #19322337 - 12/24/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.



That's probably what he's afraid of.





:awetongue:


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