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CaliGrown
Will Smith Jesus


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Make a porno
#19321638 - 12/24/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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My exgirlfriend said shes down to make a porno with me if I lose thirty pounds. Its just a hard time a year for that shit, theres food everywhere i go... So... Imma do it like a boss, and by mid feburary, Imma have it done. I weigh in at 250 right now. wish me lucks boys and girls
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Adden

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She wants you to lose weight so when she shows all her friends the video she won't be as embarrassed for getting 'pounded' by you.
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Everlong
King of the Neckbeards


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I don't want to come off as rude, but I don't want to watch a porno with some guy who weighs 220 pounds. Just trying to save you from wasting your time.
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DrugsRGood
Analytical Anarchist



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Re: Make a porno [Re: Everlong]
#19321673 - 12/24/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's a great ambition there.
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Konyap

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Re: Make a porno [Re: Everlong]
#19321676 - 12/24/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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you might be able to be the guy who stars in his porno
but you'll never be the guy who is his own porno
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MilkdudTitties
My Nipples Look Like Milk Duds



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Re: Make a porno [Re: Konyap]
#19321680 - 12/24/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Illyabo said: you might be able to be the guy who stars in his porno
but you'll never be the guy who is his own porno

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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!


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Quote:
MilkdudTitties said:
Quote:
Illyabo said: you might be able to be the guy who stars in his porno
but you'll never be the guy who is his own porno


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Adden

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Re: Make a porno [Re: Synthe] 1
#19321697 - 12/24/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Eat my ass for flooding that dude's pic. Remember what mushrooms make you, guys..

Ass eaters. It makes us all ass eaters.
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



Registered: 11/29/12
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me naked pictures of your gf....
I was trying to come up with a reason why, but I can't.
So you should just do it.
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!


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Re: Make a porno [Re: Adden]
#19321702 - 12/24/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Dystopia said: Eat my ass for flooding that dude's pic. Remember what mushrooms make you, guys..

Ass eaters. It makes us all ass eaters.
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KingKnowledge
Around



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Re: Make a porno [Re: Adden]
#19321707 - 12/24/13 03:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I shall never eat an ass!
Shrooms just make you gay
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quantumFroth
Stranger


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Quote:
KingKnowledge said: I shall never eat an ass!
Shrooms just make you gay
Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.
I like when my girlfriend straight sits on my face, sue me.
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Adden

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Quote:
KingKnowledge said: I shall never eat an ass!
Never say never..
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quantumFroth said: I like when my girlfriend straight sits on my face, sue me.
Mustache rides for a nickel!
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KingKnowledge
Around



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Quote:
quantumFroth said: sue me.
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SkeletalSpore
♥$♄ґ◎◎мεя⑂♥



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koods
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Re: Make a porno [Re: Everlong]
#19322281 - 12/24/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Everlong said: I don't want to come off as rude, but I don't want to watch a porno with some guy who weighs 220 pounds. Just trying to save you from wasting your time.

lol
I suppose if he's 6"6' then it would be OK... well, except for the part where it looks like a giant man is having his way with a little girl.
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koods
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Quote:
quantumFroth said:
Quote:
KingKnowledge said: I shall never eat an ass!
Shrooms just make you gay
Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.
That's probably what he's afraid of.
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SkeletalSpore
♥$♄ґ◎◎мεя⑂♥



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Re: Make a porno [Re: koods]
#19322327 - 12/24/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Can I film?
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TopPmz
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Re: Make a porno [Re: koods]
#19322331 - 12/24/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
koods said:
Quote:
quantumFroth said:
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KingKnowledge said: I shall never eat an ass!
Shrooms just make you gay
Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.
That's probably what he's afraid of.
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quantumFroth
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Re: Make a porno [Re: koods]
#19322337 - 12/24/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shit happens in the HEAT OF THE MOMENT man! hehe.
That's probably what he's afraid of.
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