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Re: Just called 911 for the first time [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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He did, died (I guess by death they mean no pulse) several times on the way to the hospital too. I wasn't around to personally witness it (was before I was born) but my other uncles, aunts, and grandparents around that time have told me about it. Not the only time he's stabbed himself either.

You're certainly welcome to be skeptical, but getting stabbed in the heart is far from a guaranteed death.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Just called 911 for the first time [Re: Shroomslip]
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If stabbed in the right place it wouldnt necessarily mean death with immediate treatment.

I can see the ER doc's face :lol:

"damn it, it's that guy who keeps stabbing himself"


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Re: Just called 911 for the first time [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
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lifeiswhatyoumake said:
I'm like "wtf?!" and then quickly see 2 white lights directly in front of me.

A car was driving the wrong way in my lane directly towards me!!!  I quickly turn right and go onto the shoulder as well to dodge this car.



glad you were ok bud! :eek:

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Re: Just called 911 for the first time [Re: Led Zeppelin]
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Good call OP

I take people to the ER before I call 911. Most insurance doesn't cover an ambulance.

Anyway, I had a more than a few Frieds die from drunk drivers.

Some were the drunks, some weren't, all on same highway; all at 3AM, within a month timespan.

One case in particular was because of a drunk on the wrong side of the freeway.

You should've followed her to make sure no one got hit.


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No sympathy for the devil, keep that in mind.
[url=
]Buy the ticket, take the ride. [/url]
Are you lost?

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Re: Just called 911 for the first time [Re: Legend] * 1
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Lol... I don't think following someone who is going the wrong way on the highway sounds very smart.

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"yeah, I'm gonna follow this crazy lady to make sure she doesn't hit anyone"

"oh wait, I can't really stop her"

"oh shit she just got slammed by a semi"

"oh shit I just got slammed by a semi because my dumbass was going the wrong way on the highway too, trying to follow this lady"
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That scenario popped up in my head
:lolsy:


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Re: Just called 911 for the first time [Re: ganjfather]
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:lol:

yea i guess i didn't think that one through.

but i suppose you could always uturn and watch her while you saftley drive the proper way
on the opposite side of the freeway


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[url=
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Are you lost?

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Re: Just called 911 for the first time [Re: Legend]
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legit27 said:
:lol:

yea i guess i didn't think that one through.

but i suppose you could always uturn and watch her while you saftley drive the proper way
on the opposite side of the freeway



Yeah that would be cool, just pull out your phone and record it. Then share with all us folks the firey car crash of the lady who escaped from the local loony bin

:elmo: :cookiemonster:


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Re: Just called 911 for the first time [Re: ganjfather]
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That would have been cool if I recorded it.
I was in too much shock to think about doing it, unfortunately.


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Check out my generic dating app I made :rockon: :mushroom2:    I make some music

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Re: Just called 911 for the first time [Re: ganjfather]
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i mean pics or it didn't happen, amirite


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Re: Just called 911 for the first time [Re: Legend]
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legit27 said:
i mean pics or it didn't happen, amirite



yall ready know! and they better have some boobies.

:boobs:


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