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conservative drug users = not good at hackey sack
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it's true. no coordination.


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The ultimate meaning of our being can only be fulfilled in the paradoxical leap beyond the tragic-demonic frustration. It is a leap from our side, but it is the self-surrendering presence of the Ground of Being from the other side.
- Paul Tillich

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Re: conservative drug users = not good at hackey sack [Re: Malachi]
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I'm a liberal drug user and I suck at hackey sack too.


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"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire

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Re: conservative drug users = not good at hackey sack [Re: Malachi]
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My record is 2.


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Re: conservative drug users = not good at hackey sack [Re: Malachi]
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hackey=geh


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America....FUCK YEAH!!!

Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson

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Re: conservative drug users = not good at hackey sack [Re: Innvertigo]
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I can think of a lot better things to do while high than bouncing a sack of beans on your foot.

muthafuckas may as well be playing football.

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Re: conservative drug users = not good at hackey sack [Re: DoctorJ]
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It's the perfect game for the youth of today.

No brains needed.


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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers

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Re: conservative drug users = not good at hackey sack [Re: luvdemshrooms]
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ouch, the 'ol nerdy retort.

yeah, see what happens is they try to enter the hack circle, but they fail. they retreat to overly defensive positions ("no brains needed") to justify their incompetence.

by no means is this limited to hackey sack though. no, the conservative drug user is a strange breed, shunned both by the convervative mainstream (well duh) and by the rest of the drug underworld (most drug users understand that liberalism = individual rights / conservatism = moral codes) because of a totall lack of druggie skill. can a conservative.... dance? braid hemp? be nice? the answers are all resoundingly "NO!".

what I'm saying is that this odd mix of lifestyle choices (drugs/neo con) are a product of silly social inadequacies, not a rational decisionmaking process.

besides, hackey sack takes extensive/complex neurological conditioning, as it is the most awesome way to train reflexes. (if your puny brain can't comprehend how sport = brain, read about trail running.)


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The ultimate meaning of our being can only be fulfilled in the paradoxical leap beyond the tragic-demonic frustration. It is a leap from our side, but it is the self-surrendering presence of the Ground of Being from the other side.
- Paul Tillich

Edited by Malachi (07/16/03 02:08 PM)

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Re: conservative drug users = not good at hackey sack [Re: Malachi]
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I tried hacking when i was really high once....i couldn't figure out what was suppose to happen....the sack was always on the ground, and moved at incredible speeds...you'd kick it up, and it would just fall way to fast...


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"Know your Body - Know your Mind - Know your Substance - Know your Source.

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Re: conservative drug users = not good at hackey sack [Re: Azmodeus]
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They should make heavy balloons for hackey sack.

They fall faster than a regular balloon, but not as fast as a hackey sack.

LDS:All sports are geh.

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Re: conservative drug users = not good at hackey sack [Re: Malachi]
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Hack is a much maligned game...my circle always gets a host of stares whenever we take our game to the park or some random parking lot. From a distance, it must look like we're doing some sort of crazy jump-around-for-no-apparent-reason dance.

One of my hack cronies is going so far as to create a fighting style he calls Hack Fu. His basic premise is that intimidation counts; so, if you get in a fight, being able to kick someone in the face with the flat of your foot will go a long way towards getting your opponent to back the fuck off.

And, of course, we always hack better stoned.


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Re: conservative drug users = not good at hackey sack [Re: Discordja]
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Discordja said:
And, of course, we always hack better stoned. 



I noticed that too...its like you get into da rythm better... :stoned:


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Re: conservative drug users = not good at hackey sack [Re: Azmodeus]
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neo cons know nothing of rhythm.... only bitter bitter resentment.


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The ultimate meaning of our being can only be fulfilled in the paradoxical leap beyond the tragic-demonic frustration. It is a leap from our side, but it is the self-surrendering presence of the Ground of Being from the other side.
- Paul Tillich

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Re: conservative drug users = not good at hackey sack [Re: Malachi]
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great, you guys can kick a ball around.  Now pump my gas, i've got places to go and people to see. :smirk:


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America....FUCK YEAH!!!

Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson

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Re: conservative drug users = not good at hackey sack [Re: Innvertigo]
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for once i agree with you

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agreed

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Re: conservative drug users = not good at hackey sack [Re: Malachi]
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I don't know about hackey sack, but I'll tell you one thing: every conservative I've met who does psychedelics just does them for fun and doesn't seem to experience the mind-expanding aspect of it. Are they immune to these effects? Are they just born without a Third Eye?


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"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire

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Re: conservative drug users = not good at hackey sack [Re: silversoul7]
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still bitter about that "real life" thread i see. :smirk:


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America....FUCK YEAH!!!

Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson

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Re: conservative drug users = not good at hackey sack [Re: silversoul7]
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Quote:
I don't know about hackey sack, but I'll tell you one thing: every conservative I've met who does psychedelics just does them for fun and doesn't seem to experience the mind-expanding aspect of it. Are they immune to these effects? Are they just born without a Third Eye?



Im seriously going to break up with my fiancee today because of this. She has done shrooms and smoked weed but she never seems to reach a state of "higher awareness". Now she is telling me i cant do drugs or talk about drugs or even go to this website. she moved out of the room because of it. i think im done with her.


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Re: conservative drug users = not good at hackey sack [Re: 1stimer]
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is she a conservative?


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America....FUCK YEAH!!!

Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson

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Re: conservative drug users = not good at hackey sack [Re: silversoul7]
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every conservative I've met who does psychedelics just does them for fun and doesn't seem to experience the mind-expanding aspect of it.

when i trip, it's a profound spiritual experience. i trip for this reason, never just for kicks. to me, mushrooms are not a recreational drug.

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