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Re: Human inventions that you Love [Re: JesusIsLord]
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JesusIsLord said:
ButteredToast said:
I don't understand how people find those giant fake titties attractive at all..


because they're the pinnacle of absurdity.

y'dig?

:yeahthatsfunny:


It's like, you like titties, right? So then you see some titties that by God shouldn't exist and you go like :rofl: except in a different organ than the diaphragm.


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Enlil said:
You really are the worst kind of person.


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Re: Human inventions that you Love [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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airplanes. even though I'm not to fond of riding in one.

Edited by brokentv (10/28/12 12:51 AM)

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Re: Human inventions that you Love [Re: brokentv]
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brokentv said:
airplanes, and have to agree with the toilet. Go take a shit out back and imagine life with out the toilet.


Toilet paper too. Imagine using your hand to wipe your ass, or some leaf that ends up giving you a nasty itchy rash in your anus, and the next time you have to take a shit you become too nervous to use a leaf so again, imagine using your hand to to wipe your brown hole with. I bet that smell wont ever come off, especially without the advent of soap. So let's also love soap.


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A million tomorrows and a million yesterdays but mine is today

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Re: Human inventions that you Love [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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BlindSophist said:
JesusIsLord said:
ButteredToast said:
I don't understand how people find those giant fake titties attractive at all..


because they're the pinnacle of absurdity.

y'dig?

:yeahthatsfunny:


It's like, you like titties, right? So then you see some titties that by God shouldn't exist and you go like :rofl: except in a different organ than the diaphragm.


:hahthatsrich:


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And I will bring you out from the people, and will gather you out of the countries wherein ye are scattered, with a mighty hand, and with a stretched out arm, and with fury poured out.

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Re: Human inventions that you Love [Re: JesusIsLord]
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JesusIsLord said:
BlindSophist said:
JesusIsLord said:
ButteredToast said:
I don't understand how people find those giant fake titties attractive at all..


because they're the pinnacle of absurdity.

y'dig?

:yeahthatsfunny:


It's like, you like titties, right? So then you see some titties that by God shouldn't exist and you go like :rofl: except in a different organ than the diaphragm.


:hahthatsrich:



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A million tomorrows and a million yesterdays but mine is today

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Re: Human inventions that you Love [Re: Cybernetic]
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Cybernetic said:
brokentv said:
airplanes, and have to agree with the toilet. Go take a shit out back and imagine life with out the toilet.


Toilet paper too. Imagine using your hand to wipe your ass, or some leaf that ends up giving you a nasty itchy rash in your anus, and the next time you have to take a shit you become too nervous to use a leaf so again, imagine using your hand to to wipe your brown hole with. I bet that smell wont ever come off, especially without the advent of soap. So let's also love soap.


ever used a maple leaf? they aren't so bad. I kinda like usin them

:havesomescience:

i kinda like the boudee idea too. wiping just seems...so ahhh...not very effective?


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And I will bring you out from the people, and will gather you out of the countries wherein ye are scattered, with a mighty hand, and with a stretched out arm, and with fury poured out.

Edited by JesusIsLord (10/28/12 12:59 AM)

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Re: Human inventions that you Love [Re: JesusIsLord]
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JesusIsLord said:
Cybernetic said:
brokentv said:
airplanes, and have to agree with the toilet. Go take a shit out back and imagine life with out the toilet.


Toilet paper too. Imagine using your hand to wipe your ass, or some leaf that ends up giving you a nasty itchy rash in your anus, and the next time you have to take a shit you become too nervous to use a leaf so again, imagine using your hand to to wipe your brown hole with. I bet that smell wont ever come off, especially without the advent of soap. So let's also love soap.


ever used a maple leaf? they aren't so bad. I kinda like usin them

:havesomescience:


I've only ever used toilet paper and baby wipes.


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A million tomorrows and a million yesterdays but mine is today

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Re: Human inventions that you Love [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #17114832 -

JesusIsLord said:
Cybernetic said:
brokentv said:
airplanes, and have to agree with the toilet. Go take a shit out back and imagine life with out the toilet.


Toilet paper too. Imagine using your hand to wipe your ass, or some leaf that ends up giving you a nasty itchy rash in your anus, and the next time you have to take a shit you become too nervous to use a leaf so again, imagine using your hand to to wipe your brown hole with. I bet that smell wont ever come off, especially without the advent of soap. So let's also love soap.


ever used a maple leaf? they aren't so bad. I kinda like usin them

:havesomescience:




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Re: Human inventions that you Love [Re: Cybernetic]
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Cybernetic said:
JesusIsLord said:
Cybernetic said:
brokentv said:
airplanes, and have to agree with the toilet. Go take a shit out back and imagine life with out the toilet.


Toilet paper too. Imagine using your hand to wipe your ass, or some leaf that ends up giving you a nasty itchy rash in your anus, and the next time you have to take a shit you become too nervous to use a leaf so again, imagine using your hand to to wipe your brown hole with. I bet that smell wont ever come off, especially without the advent of soap. So let's also love soap.


ever used a maple leaf? they aren't so bad. I kinda like usin them

:havesomescience:


I've only ever used toilet paper and baby wipes.


One time I was running out in the woods in washington state, and I had some explosive diarrhea building up outta no where. I knew there was no option, and heck, I kinda felt awesome getting to blast off into a hillside holding onto a tree. Then wiped up with  some good old soft maple leaves.

Me and that tree had a moment :datass:


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And I will bring you out from the people, and will gather you out of the countries wherein ye are scattered, with a mighty hand, and with a stretched out arm, and with fury poured out.

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Re: Human inventions that you Love [Re: JesusIsLord]
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is the boudee squirting water up the ass? If so, I like that idea too. Toilet paper is highly ineffective. I actually remove it from my list and I am replacing it with baby wipes. They get shit clean.


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A million tomorrows and a million yesterdays but mine is today

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Re: Human inventions that you Love [Re: Cybernetic]
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Cybernetic said:
is the boudee squirting water up the ass? If so, I like that idea too. Toilet paper is highly ineffective. I actually remove it from my list and I am replacing it with baby wipes. They get shit clean.


Yes I believe the boudee is the squatting butt shower. I wipe my butt in the shower with lots and lots and lots of soap and hot water. Only way to actually get clean. Then when I have to take a crap later in the day after I shower I'm just like :facepalm: great, now I have to waddle around with some residual crap that just will NOT be wiped off.

Thankfully at work my boss buys decent TP - some places I've worked holy crap I have to fold the tp like FIVE TIMES before I trust it to wipe my bum with without my fingers going straight through the other side to pooville.

:wtfsonic:


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And I will bring you out from the people, and will gather you out of the countries wherein ye are scattered, with a mighty hand, and with a stretched out arm, and with fury poured out.

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Re: Human inventions that you Love [Re: JesusIsLord]
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did god make poop?


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Re: Human inventions that you Love [Re: JesusIsLord]
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JesusIsLord said:
Cybernetic said:
is the boudee squirting water up the ass? If so, I like that idea too. Toilet paper is highly ineffective. I actually remove it from my list and I am replacing it with baby wipes. They get shit clean.


Yes I believe the boudee is the squatting butt shower. I wipe my butt in the shower with lots and lots and lots of soap and hot water. Only way to actually get clean. Then when I have to take a crap later in the day after I shower I'm just like :facepalm: great, now I have to waddle around with some residual crap that just will NOT be wiped off.

Thankfully at work my boss buys decent TP - some places I've worked holy crap I have to fold the tp like FIVE TIMES before I trust it to wipe my bum with without my fingers going straight through the other side to pooville.

:wtfsonic:


That's not a scene you see in sexy shower clips-- the oh so important bending over and spreading your cheeks apart and letting hot water rinse you clean.


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A million tomorrows and a million yesterdays but mine is today

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Re: Human inventions that you Love [Re: Cybernetic]
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Cybernetic said:
JesusIsLord said:
Cybernetic said:
is the boudee squirting water up the ass? If so, I like that idea too. Toilet paper is highly ineffective. I actually remove it from my list and I am replacing it with baby wipes. They get shit clean.


Yes I believe the boudee is the squatting butt shower. I wipe my butt in the shower with lots and lots and lots of soap and hot water. Only way to actually get clean. Then when I have to take a crap later in the day after I shower I'm just like :facepalm: great, now I have to waddle around with some residual crap that just will NOT be wiped off.

Thankfully at work my boss buys decent TP - some places I've worked holy crap I have to fold the tp like FIVE TIMES before I trust it to wipe my bum with without my fingers going straight through the other side to pooville.

:wtfsonic:


That's not a scene you see in sexy shower clips-- the oh so important bending over and spreading your cheeks apart and letting hot water rinse you clean.


Yeah hahahah

I'm just keepin it real - spread those cheeks and watch the doo doo water go down the drain.

That'd be a hilarious herbal essences commercial where the lady always looks like she's having like this sexual experience with her shampoo then you see her reachin around diggin back there with swamp water flowin out :ilold:


:fuckyeahdance:


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And I will bring you out from the people, and will gather you out of the countries wherein ye are scattered, with a mighty hand, and with a stretched out arm, and with fury poured out.

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Re: Human inventions that you Love [Re: JesusIsLord]
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the internet.

Probably will be the best invention of my entire lifetime.


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"The moment we recognize that we can imagine, we cannot. Conversely, if we try to forget that we've recognized it, we've given up the beauty of having an imagination in the first place, and all of our past experiences mean nothing."

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Re: Human inventions that you Love [Re: Cybernetic]
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Shwarma... nuf said


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Live Mythically


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Re: Human inventions that you Love [Re: Connor4050]
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Cosmic spiders made the world wide web
not man.


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Re: Human inventions that you Love [Re: JesusIsLord]
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JesusIsLord said:
Cybernetic said:
JesusIsLord said:
Cybernetic said:
is the boudee squirting water up the ass? If so, I like that idea too. Toilet paper is highly ineffective. I actually remove it from my list and I am replacing it with baby wipes. They get shit clean.


Yes I believe the boudee is the squatting butt shower. I wipe my butt in the shower with lots and lots and lots of soap and hot water. Only way to actually get clean. Then when I have to take a crap later in the day after I shower I'm just like :facepalm: great, now I have to waddle around with some residual crap that just will NOT be wiped off.

Thankfully at work my boss buys decent TP - some places I've worked holy crap I have to fold the tp like FIVE TIMES before I trust it to wipe my bum with without my fingers going straight through the other side to pooville.

:wtfsonic:


That's not a scene you see in sexy shower clips-- the oh so important bending over and spreading your cheeks apart and letting hot water rinse you clean.


Yeah hahahah

I'm just keepin it real - spread those cheeks and watch the doo doo water go down the drain.

That'd be a hilarious herbal essences commercial where the lady always looks like she's having like this sexual experience with her shampoo then you see her reachin around diggin back there with swamp water flowin out :ilold:


:fuckyeahdance:


:ahahaha:


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