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Out of Touch Old People
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I really appreciate my grandfather trying to help become more handy but there is not a single person on the planet who thinks "You know what I want? I want a harsh grandfather to wake me from my sleep on totally random mornings to perform unannounced labor. Damn, my life would be so much better if I had that."

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Re: Out of Touch Old People [Re: Anonymous #1]
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"I left my toolbox in that there K-Hole, want to get it for me gramps?" :evil:

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Re: Out of Touch Old People [Re: Anonymous #1] * 4
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Of course you don't think that, but your life WILL be better because of it.  He's trying to instill values into you.  Those values will make a positive difference in your life, whether you know it or not.

Someday you'll thank him...or wish you did.

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Re: Out of Touch Old People [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
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Old people are idiots. Ignore what they preach and block it out when they lecture you. They don't know what they're talking about. Their beliefs are outdated and they still live (in their minds) in the period of time when war was going on. All my granddad does is drink beer and bitch at me everytime I get something to eat from the kitchen. Yesterday, I had 2 bowls of cereal, 2 ramen noodle packs and 6 of these little stuffed peppers my grandma had cooked and you know what he said? "Instead of eating 3 meals a day, you eat 6!" How is the above listed food equal to 6 meals? Fuck old people. Nobody wants to see old grass growing on the lawn. Nobody wants to eat old oranges and old grapes. Nobody wants to see old trees on their lawn. Everytime I hear old people talk, they're always like "You doing ok today?", I wish I could say to them, "Ofcourse he/she is doing ok, idiot. They're still alive and walking." It's like they're waiting for each other to die. Old people believe everything the tv tells them. Where I live, they're all racist, still believe marijuana should be illegal and still believe the threat of jail is a good way to stop people from doing drugs and that rehab is useless. I think they just want to put us all in jail. Just look at congress and the gov't, they're all old as fuck and they don't give a fuck if the cops break our fucking arms and legs because we had a bag of weed in our pockets. Impeach old people. They are useless.

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Re: Out of Touch Old People [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Post your username #4, let's see how old Shroomerites feel about that. :yesnod:

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Re: Out of Touch Old People [Re: Anonymous #4] * 1
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You say that now, but as you get older, you'll realize that the old people in your life weren't idiots at all.

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Re: Out of Touch Old People [Re: Anonymous #4]
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seems like you got some problems :shrug:

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Re: Out of Touch Old People [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Thats the worst OP. I'm perfectly happy helping, but fuck at least ask me first and let me do it on my own terms.
Old people are funny, and aren't above being idiots.

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Re: Out of Touch Old People [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Hah. I get what you're saying. But you should try to enjoy the time you have with your grandfather. And it's handy being handy.

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Re: Out of Touch Old People [Re: Anonymous #1]
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How did your grandfather manage to wake you?  Just turn off the phone...problem solved.

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Re: Out of Touch Old People [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
How did your grandfather manage to wake you?  Just turn off the phone...problem solved.



Grandfathers are more resourceful than that. :hehehe:

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Re: Out of Touch Old People [Re: Anonymous #9]
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He comes to the house and rings the doorbell. In his world, the day starts at the break of dawn so coming to the house at 8 or 9 AM isn't really early. I actually like learning this stuff, but not 5 minutes after he woke me up from my sleep and totally unannounced. It's like if I was going to help him learn how to use the internet and I do it at a completely random day after waking him up at 3 AM. Of course he doesn't want to do it then.

Unfortunately he has a very low self-esteem and feels like everyone hates him so I feel bad about taking 20 minutes to eat breakfast and wake up because he thinks I'm trying to avoid him.

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Re: Out of Touch Old People [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Old people are idiots. Ignore what they preach and block it out when they lecture you. They don't know what they're talking about.



they're just people which lived their youth some years before yours, still a negligible amount compared to Earth's age.

Anonymous #4 said:
Nobody wants to see old trees on their lawn.



the metaphors were fitting until this one. old trees are one of the most sought-after garden features.

some of your points are valid though a bit harsh, just think how you'd feel and how you'd be looked upon when you'll be old?

your mind will still be in this time, and your thoughts will be outdated.

only people ahead of their time have thoughts which don't get old, but again not everybody is Tesla or Gauss. a random guy gets an old random guy, a thinker ahead of his/her time just get an older version of previously said.

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Re: Out of Touch Old People [Re: Anonymous #1]
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He's just not used to this lazy punk ass generation

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Re: Out of Touch Old People [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
He's just not used to this lazy punk ass generation



Also, get him a girlfriend. "Out to touch old people" :lol:

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Re: Out of Touch Old People [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Eat shit, dude. I work and go to school full-time to help support my family now and in the future. Between work and class, I'm out of the house over 80 hours a week. Arrogant, prick.

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Re: Out of Touch Old People [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Not to mention, I'm the only one of his 8 or so grandkids that actually works to help support my parents. Goddamn, I fucking hate dickheads like you. Ugh.

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Re: Out of Touch Old People [Re: Anonymous #1]
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take your lumps and get back to work

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Re: Out of Touch Old People [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Eat shit, dude. I work and go to school full-time to help support my family now and in the future. Between work and class, I'm out of the house over 80 hours a week. Arrogant, prick.




You think that means something? That's life. Congratulations on living life, just like everybody else. 8am isn't early, and if you think it is, you don't work half as hard as you think you do.

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Re: Out of Touch Old People [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I meant that to be directed towards anon #4 but I can see with your attitude that you're immature. Comment stands. :topicsucks:

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