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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Mafeki] * 2
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what the fuck is going on in this thread?

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Mafeki]
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another good tip for being abducted, make yourself available, hang out where
an abduction are more likely to occur, near rural trailer parks, herds of
cattle, parks and playgrounds where there's lots of kids and the white house
lawn since we know that the presidents for the last several administrations
have been hanging out with the grays

and your alien antenna thingie... you may want to clean that a little better
next time you use it...



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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Edited by Epiglottis (07/13/12 03:00 PM)

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Mafeki] * 2
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Mafeki said:
I've never been abducted before. Seriously I'm a little nervous for my first time being abducted sounds intense. I mean I'm ready for my first time, any tips?


YES. Yes, I do.



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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Pigasus]
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best post i have ever seen on the shroomery.

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Pigasus]
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Pigasus said:
Mafeki said:
I've never been abducted before. Seriously I'm a little nervous for my first time being abducted sounds intense. I mean I'm ready for my first time, any tips?


YES. Yes, I do.




I actually read the whole damn thing. Nice find :thumbup:

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Best In The World]
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I was abducted once, you have to try and keep your eyes open for any opportunity to get away. familiarize yourself with how child proof car locks work, and how to release a trunk latch from the inside. its also always good to be carrying some sort of weapon or knife, that can also double as a tool, or a window breaker.

sometimes, its also good to appear complacent in the event that you see no available ways to escape at the current time, and to wait for the right opportunity to come.


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PEACE

:mushroom2:zippoz:mushroom2:



"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: ZippoZ]
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Remind me never to go to Pyongyang again. :eek:

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: abltsandwich]
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It kinda sounds you like you have some sick fetish of being abducted and made their play toy


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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Pigasus]
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That really is a perfect guide, I can't wait.


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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Mafeki]
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????????


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: sanchothestoner]
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U won't remember it...I doubt ur energy is that high

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Saint Marcus]
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I'm gonna get a new girl tonight in honor of this thread.
I don't really have the room but I'll make an exception.

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: sanchothestoner]
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sanchothestoner said:
????????



Lucky I don't have performance issues because that really puts the pressure on.


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