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Any tips while being abducted?
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I've never been abducted before. Seriously I'm a little nervous for my first time being abducted sounds intense. I mean I'm ready for my first time, any tips?


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Edited by Mafeki (07/07/12 02:54 AM)

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Mafeki]
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tell em i say hello


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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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Will do, i've been doing kegel exercises to really loosen things up.


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Edited by Mafeki (07/07/12 02:56 AM)

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Mafeki]
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kegel exercises tighten.

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Mafeki] * 2
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just try and relax, it's much less traumatic if you just go with it,
this holds true for alien abductions and serial rapists


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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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SoreSpore said:
kegel exercises tighten.


not with this thing.



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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
just try and relax, it's much less traumatic if you just go with it,
this holds true for alien abductions and serial rapists



Thanks, I guess that'll be a lot of mental preparation. My instant reaction would be to probably struggle but it's not like you have a choice. My redneck friend said his abductees reminded of the dentist 'cause they told him jokes to calm him down. From my research experiences may vary.

I'm going to check out the alien abduction support group: http://starbornsupport.com/

Edited by Mafeki (07/07/12 03:09 AM)

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Mafeki]
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I'm sorry. Can someone explain this to me? :shrug:


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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Mafeki]
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Mafeki said:
SoreSpore said:
kegel exercises tighten.


not with this thing.




Try keeping in mind they are inter-dimensional beings and all they are doing is clearing your root chakra..... 

Plus they prefer to use their long middle finger

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: NigelNoFreinds]
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Ill keep that in mind, I've read on several other forums that they sometimes make ground contact: http://www.avsdemo.com/video/1312/out-of-this-world

Though, I know Ill be really dazed and ill hardly remember any of my experience or can recall what I was doing previously, Ill just remember I'm there to have a good time, thrills and novelty experience.


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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Mafeki]
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Mafeki said:
http://www.avsdemo.com/video/1312/out-of-this-world



:wtf:

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Mafeki]
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Mafeki said:
not with this thing.




What's going on in this thread?  Are you going to take drugs, and then stick one of these up your ass?

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Robo]
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That's what I've gathered? :shrug:


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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
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I'm preparing for a possible abduction, I figured this is what I want and Ill really commit this time.


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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Mafeki]
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Dude I can't wait til you come back and let us know how it went so I can drop a



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Edited by Nifflerz (07/07/12 04:13 AM)

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Mafeki]
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Mafeki said:
I'm preparing for a possible abduction, I figured this is what I want and Ill really commit this time.


So you're taking more drugs than last time, so you can fit the whole thing in your ass?

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Mafeki]
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why would you have any idea that you will be abducted? get some mace a blade or a pistol, find some one you trust to chill with


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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: otaku on shrooms]
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No disrespect but how could you ever instigate an abduction? assuming abductions are even real. :shrug:


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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: Mafeki]
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3 hours? i hope they are playing nice.

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Re: Any tips while being abducted? [Re: mushroom_sandwich]
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mushroom_sandwich said:
No disrespect but how could you ever instigate an abduction? assuming abductions are even real. :shrug:


Well, you don't it can happen at any time you never know. but I figure I'd better be prepared to get the most out of it.


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