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Conversations with Extraterrestrials
    #1620189 - 06/09/03 09:51 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Conversations with Extraterrestrials [Re: TackleBerry]
    #1620240 - 06/09/03 10:33 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Will there be a book 2 & 3 with lectures, calendars and a journal?


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Re: Conversations with Extraterrestrials [Re: TackleBerry]
    #1620250 - 06/09/03 10:49 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

One of the rarest types of UFO encounter is an onboard experience or a face-to-face encounter with an actual extraterrestrial.
So rare, in fact, that is never actually happens.

In my twenty years of UFO investigations, I have uncovered only a handful of these types of very close encounters.
Or is it more accurately, a "clawful"?

Surprisingly, in the vast majority of these encounters, there is little or no conversation between the humans and the aliens.
Hell yeah, I am totally suprised.

In the cases where there is conversation, it is often one-sided and limited to the extraterrestrials giving platitudes to the frightened witnesses. It?s the same phrase over and over again. I?ve heard it a thousand times. It?s almost like a broken record. The first word out of the aliens? mouths (or minds) is invariably, "DO NOT BE AFRAID. WE WON?T HURT YOU."
"Now bend over while we shove this giant probe in your backside..."

While the aliens are usually very tight-lipped, occasionally they will engage people in brief conversations or relay brief messages.
The aliens are actually "no-lipped" - heh, heh.

On the first encounter, Kelly awoke to find four gray-type ETs standing around her bed. One spoke telepathically, telling her."Do not be afraid. Come with us. You won?t remember this."
Isn't this rather redundant? The aliens must not be using the newer model X1000 Memory Destabilizer because:

Kelly, however, was a very feisty, independent twenty-year-old, and like twenty percent of abductees, she did remember.
Feisty and good memory are linked characteristics.

She recalled being taken into a small round room and placed on a table. They told her, "We?re going to take your memory away. You?ll not remember this...Don?t be afraid. We?re not going to hurt you. You can?t remember this."
Ah, frat boys and rophynol - what a combo!

This argument went back and forth, with the aliens telling her she couldn?t and wouldn?t remember, and Kelly screaming back that she would.
Sounds like your average American family at dinner.

They then cut her arm.
But, but they promised not to hurt her.

She woke up the next morning and immediately looked at her arm. A neat two-inch scar was exactly where she remembered the aliens cutting her.
Self-mutilation is a terrible affliction and denial is a part of the pathology.

Two weeks later, the aliens returned, telling her, "We?re going to take your memory."
The aliens forgot that they already told her this; a clear sign of radiation damage from space travel.

Kelly screamed at them, "No, you?re not. I?m going to tell."
"Mo-om, the aliens cut me. Honest, they did."

"Sure dear, come take your Paxil"

Kelly screamed out that she would tell her father.
My dad can kick your puny grey ass!"

They said, "No, no, no! You can?t."
"Earth gravity weakens us and wouldn't give us a fair fighting chance."

A few weeks later, they came again. As usual, they attempted to erase her memory of the incident. They told her, "You?re going to forget everything."
Are these "advanced" beings pathetic, or what?

However, as usual, Kelly had some recall of the events. Says Kelly, "I don?t know specifically what they asked me. They were asking me things about what we do, but you know, I can?t specifically say.
"However, I do remember them asking me, if it was good for me, too; and asking me if I wanted a smoke and if I had plans for next weekend."




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Re: Conversations with Extraterrestrials [Re: Swami]
    #1620254 - 06/09/03 10:56 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

LMAO nicely explained........


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Re: Conversations with Extraterrestrials [Re: Swami]
    #1620258 - 06/09/03 11:03 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

One of the rarest types of UFO encounter is an onboard experience or a face-to-face encounter with an actual extraterrestrial.
So rare, in fact, that is never actually happens.

In my twenty years of UFO investigations, I have uncovered only a handful of these types of very close encounters.
Or is it more accurately, a "clawful"?

Surprisingly, in the vast majority of these encounters, there is little or no conversation between the humans and the aliens.
Hell yeah, I am totally suprised.

In the cases where there is conversation, it is often one-sided and limited to the extraterrestrials giving platitudes to the frightened witnesses. It?s the same phrase over and over again. I?ve heard it a thousand times. It?s almost like a broken record. The first word out of the aliens? mouths (or minds) is invariably, "DO NOT BE AFRAID. WE WON?T HURT YOU."
"Now bend over while we shove this giant probe in your backside..."

While the aliens are usually very tight-lipped, occasionally they will engage people in brief conversations or relay brief messages.
The aliens are actually "no-lipped" - heh, heh.

On the first encounter, Kelly awoke to find four gray-type ETs standing around her bed. One spoke telepathically, telling her."Do not be afraid. Come with us. You won?t remember this."
Isn't this rather redundant? The aliens must not be using the newer model X1000 Memeory Destabilizer because:

Kelly, however, was a very feisty, independent twenty-year-old, and like twenty percent of abductees, she did remember.
Feisty and good memory are linked characteristics.

She recalled being taken into a small round room and placed on a table. They told her, "We?re going to take your memory away. You?ll not remember this...Don?t be afraid. We?re not going to hurt you. You can?t remember this."
Ah, frat boys and rophynol - what a combo!

This argument went back and forth, with the aliens telling her she couldn?t and wouldn?t remember, and Kelly screaming back that she would.
Sounds like your average American family at dinner.

They then cut her arm.
But, but they promised not to hurt her.

She woke up the next morning and immediately looked at her arm. A neat two-inch scar was exactly where she remembered the aliens cutting her.
Self-mutilation is a terrible affliction and denial is a part of the pathology.

Two weeks later, the aliens returned, telling her, "We?re going to take your memory."
The aliens forgot that they already told her this; a clear sign of radiation damage from space travel.

Kelly screamed at them, "No, you?re not. I?m going to tell."
"Mo-om, the aliens cut me. Honest, they did."

"Sure dear, come take your Paxil"

Kelly screamed out that she would tell her father.
My dad can kick your puny grey ass!"

They said, "No, no, no! You can?t."
"Earth gravity weakens us and wouldn't give us a fiar fighting chance."

A few weeks later, they came again. As usual, they attempted to erase her memory of the incident. They told her, "You?re going to forget everything."
Are these "advanced" beings pathetic, or what?

However, as usual, Kelly had some recall of the events. Says Kelly, "I don?t know specifically what they asked me. They were asking me things about what we do, but you know, I can?t specifically say.
"However, I do remember them asking me, if it was good for me, too; and asking me if I wanted a smoke and if I had plans for next weekend."







Im so glad you came and did this now I don't have too. All though the read is entertaining I don't believe a crumb of it. lol good rebutts!


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Re: Conversations with Extraterrestrials [Re: st0nedphucker]
    #1620264 - 06/09/03 11:15 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

And this is what they said: ?Why are you so involved in this [Ross Perot] campaign?" At the time, Sarah was heavily involved in the Ross Perot presidential campaign.
They continued, "Don't you know that Ross Perot is a half-human, half-Ferengi hybrid?"

Get away from all of it.?...The other thing too is something about an earthquake, a big earthquake. A few years later, the devastating Northridge earthquake struck, destroying several homes in Topanga Canyon.
Wow! What an amazing "coincidence" seeing as how it lies on the largest fault line in the USA and only took years to "manifest".

Interestingly, another Topanga witness received prophetic warnings of the Northridge earthquake the night before it occurred, thereby saving her from serious injury or even death.
Uh-huh. There were few, if any, deaths in the Northridge earthquake. How did the non-contactees ever survive without an alien "warning"?

Marcellina X had had encounters all her life,
A regular slut...

but it wasn?t until she moved into Topanga Canyon that she began to experience face-to-face visitations.
Despite the anal probes, they prefer to "do it" missionary style.

Following the earthquake, she had an encounter with a gray-type extraterrestrial in her home.
Yes, they like to take advantage when you are emotionally weak and distraught.

During the encounter, the ET spoke to her telepathically. Says Marcellina, "It was telling me they were trying to invent ways of intercourse. They needed babies.
Damn! I can rarely get away with this line.

It was just telling me a bunch of things telepathically. There would be more earthquakes. And then you know, we had all those earthquakes all over the world...
As we have had for billions of years. How weird is that?

[they said] I would be able to heal myself and I would be able to heal them. If they wanted me to heal them, I would be able to heal them."
As a certified Swami, I usually give young girls a "blessing", but I suppose a sexual "healing" (see: Was Marvin Gaye an alien?) works just as well...

Following this experience, Marcellina experienced the missing-fetus syndrome. Well known among UFO investigators, this syndrome involves women who become pregnant following a UFO encounter
LEAVE OUR WOMEN ALONE! You bastards!

Marcellina also experienced subsequent paranormal healing events.
Nice elaboration for the strong finish to a compelling yarn.



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Re: Conversations with Extraterrestrials [Re: TackleBerry]
    #1620283 - 06/09/03 11:33 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

For a period of several months, Pat reported terrifying nightly visits by ETs in her condo.
They were actually pesky real-estate agents in gray suits. That "Star Trek" curved design on their uniform was actually a Century 21 logo patch.

Then, one evening, she was taken on board.
CAUTION: HUMAN ON BOARD"

To her surprise, she found the experience enjoyable. She was given a tour of the craft and taken to meet "the master."
Hey, that's what I call my member...

It was then that she was given several messages of a spiritual nature. Says Pat, "I don?t know all that they said to me, but I remember them telling me there was something I had to do with my bra."

She was surprised to find that the appearance of the alien had changed to a human male with blond hair. She asked, "Why do you look like that?"
The ET replied, "Because the effect of the magic mushrooms are wearing off now Pat. It is me, Steve, your husband. Don't you remember?"

Her case is also supported ....
Also supported? ALSO SUPPORTED!? Where is the initial support that this can be added to?

Her obsession with the subject grew and Pat began a search for information and was led to a channeler, someone claiming to speak for the ETs.
And we all know that a claimant never fibs... Naturally the channeler shall remain unnamed to make the story more "convincing".

Pat asked the channeler if people who are abducted make an agreement on some level. The channeler, speaking for the ETs, said that yes, abductees do, in fact, agree to be abducted.
Yeah - and rape victims "agree" to be raped.

Pat said, "Can you make them stop?"
Did you not hear the channeler YOU STUPID BITCH? Just don't agree any more.

The ETs replied, "No, you cannot make them stop,
I HATE when aliens talk of themselves in the third person...so annoying.

Another audience member asked, "You come here and you get specimens. What do we get from you?"
A cool story to tell your gullible grandkids.

...but we do have emotions because we accept it as important to us."
Huh?

The ETs replied, "The experiences you are receiving from this far outweigh the other things you are experiencing, and there?s not one person in this room that would not trade places with you."
Nothing like a good rationalization for kidnapping.

Pat continues to have experiences, both positive and negative.
Unlike the rest of humanity...

She is also continuing her quest to understand the reasons for her encounters.
That is good. Psychotherapy might help her with this budding pyschosis before it gets too far.



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Re: Conversations with Extraterrestrials [Re: Swami]
    #1620405 - 06/09/03 12:25 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

LOL !!
*rolling on the floor laughing*
you're too much Swami :grin: 


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Re: Conversations with Extraterrestrials [Re: lucid]
    #1620429 - 06/09/03 12:42 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

*Humbly bows*

You can send a token joint of kind bud in appreciation to:

The Get Swami Stoned Foundation
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Re: Conversations with Extraterrestrials [Re: Swami]
    #1620568 - 06/09/03 02:15 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

"DO NOT BE AFRAID. WE WON?T HURT YOU."

Aliens have no conception of pain... "we won't hurt u, promise,
we just need some genital samples and you'll be on your way"...

"It was telling me they were trying to invent ways of intercourse. They needed babies.
yeah, cellular division wasn't quite erotic enough :grin: 


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Re: Conversations with Extraterrestrials [Re: Swami]
    #1620575 - 06/09/03 02:19 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

I heard the GSSF was a front for the greys... oh well.

Fedex or UPS or USPS?
It'd be nice if we could teleport mail... so nice.


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    #1620682 - 06/09/03 03:02 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

In 1995, a middle-age couple, William and Rose Shelhart, were driving outside Sedona, Arizona, late at night when they spotted a bright light in the sky following them.
Police helicopters do that when you are weaving all over the friggin' highway.

It soon became apparent that the light was playing a game of cat and mouse with them as it chased them down the road and eventually landed in a field next to them.
In other words - they failed to pull over.

Their next memory was arriving at a hotel in Sedona, several hours too late. Realizing they had missing time,
Anyone drinking too many shooters of tequila is more than familiar with missing time.

they later sought out a hypnotist and recalled an incredible onboard UFO experience. They recalled being taken on board the craft and examined by nearly human-looking uniformed extraterrestrials.
Not sure if the judge will buy this whopper.

While William?s recall was negligible, Rose was able to recall most of what happened, including an actual conversation that she had with the ETs.
Basically, William is afraid to call his wife a liar or a lunatic.

According to Rose, they were "invited" onboard and treated with kindness and respect.
Yeah, a tractor beam is a helluva an invite! What - they were served tea and crumpets?

Says Rose, "They [the extraterrestrials] were just saying that we are helping you. They told me [William] was in another room getting different messages."
I think they meant "massages".

Rose asked where they come from. The aliens gave a typically enigmatic and evasive answer, replying, "We are from a place you don?t know about yet."
No more enigmatic than trying to get a straight answer out of GWB concerning WMD...

When asked about their purpose for coming here, their response was decidedly positive. Says Rose, "They said they are helping certain people here because they will help humanity. And something about like, the more we help, the more they help us. But they can?t interfere and just take over and fix everything."
Fix EVERYTHING?! Name one small thing that the aliens "fixed" (other than a cow).

Rose was unable to obtain any further useful information.
What was the earlier useful information obtained?

She and her husband continue to have sightings and encounters,
Though her husband can't remember them.

...and William reports that he was healed of carpel-tunnel syndrome as a result of his interaction with the Ets.
DUH! A two week vacation away from the keyboard and typing lengthy responses to crazy posts like this will automatically "cure" CTS.




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Re: Conversations with Extraterrestrials [Re: TackleBerry]
    #1620720 - 06/09/03 03:11 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

CASE SIX: "Don?t Worry, We Won?t Hurt You."

Jack Stevens (pseudonym), of Everett, Washington, was only twelve years old when he was abducted out of a car and into a large craft.
Yeah, it was Father McCaffree using the Church of the Blessed Mary's white van.

Most of the event was shrouded in amnesia until 1997, when he spontaneously recalled what happened twenty-five years earlier. His memory revealed a harrowing six-hour-long abduction event.
Basically, Jack saw all the media attention on pedophilia in the Roman Catholic Church and decided it was time for him to cash in.

Jack recalled being levitated inside a beam of light and laid out on a table surrounded by short figures. As he was being taken on board, the ETs told him, "Don?t worry, we?re not going to hurt you."
Not if you let us apply this lubricant first.

As they examined him, Jack reports that the aliens conversed among themselves. "I remember two of them going back and forth, and it was like a ?good cop, bad cop? thing. One of them, for all he cared, just throw me off. That?s what the impression was, just, ?get him off here.? And the other one was saying, ?No, we are not going to do that.?
What he meant was "good priest / bad priest"...

"I remember them telling me to open my mouth."
Do I REALLY need to fill in the blanks here, people?

Jack became nervous about his mother and brother who were still back in the car. The beings responded, "Don?t worry about it, we don?t want them...Don?t want them, don?t need them....We don?t care about them."
Yeah, they were too old and already lost their innocence.

At one point, one of the beings attempted to relate a complex message, but it wasn?t sinking in.
Damn, the lubricant dried out.

After several more procedures, the ordeal finally ended.
Procedures? Is that the euphemism these days?

As Jack was being placed back into his car, a final exchange ensued. Jack said, "You didn?t do anything to my mom and brother, right?"
Is jealousy rearing its ugly head here?

Jack?s case involves considerable physical evidence and numerous other witnesses. The case is still ongoing.
Don't list any evidence or witnesses as it might actually add credence to this fairy tale.



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Re: Conversations with Extraterrestrials [Re: Swami]
    #1620747 - 06/09/03 03:20 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Before I clicked on your reply I had a fairly good idea what it would contain and I wasnt disappointed!

Im not saying I disagree entirely with what you say but you are becoming a little predictable Swamster! Doesnt leave much room for mental manouvers does it??

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    #1620749 - 06/09/03 03:20 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

keep em comming Swami :grin: 


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    #1620789 - 06/09/03 03:28 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

CASE SEVEN: "We?ve been Here a Long, Long, Time."


A very unusual case of extraterrestrial contact occurred to a waitress named Maryann X, of Carpinteria, California.
Was this really Malcolm's granddaughter? Amazing how a phony name coupled with a real location makes this fable appear more authentic.

One evening in 1992, following a series of UFO sightings, Maryann was in her home watching TV when she became aware of presents.
'Neath the Christmas tree?

Although she couldn?t see anything,
Natch! There was nothing there.

...in her mind?s eye she sensed a strange being. The figure was thin, bald, with a large head, gray skin and dark almond-shaped eyes.
Amazing visual description of an "unseen" entity.

In other words, the typical gray-type alien.
*Yawn* So typical that there is no need to even tell this story.

At that point, Maryann began to experience the phenomenon of automatic writing.
Kind of like what I am doing on this thread.

Messages which she believed were from the alien began to be transmitted through her.
Another "Seth Speaks" or "Conversations with Dolphins" type book in the making?

Says Maryann, "He?s very interested in our interest in him and his race. [He says] that they?ve been here for a long, long time, longer than we have from what I understand....They?re vastly interested in us. They?re almost more fascinated in us than we are in them. We don?t think the same way they do.
Dunno 'bout that. Both races are into kinky sex.

He said, ?We live in oceans.? They live in the ocean, underwater. Their ships are underwater. They?re very benign.
Swear to frickin' God - I did not read ahead as I am typing this in real time. Now how did I know there was a dolphin connection?

They have no nuclear warheads [or] this kind of stuff."
But they would sure like to get their mandibles on one.

Like many manatees - er contactees, Maryann was given information about upcoming natural disasters. "He was telling me something about earthquakes. He didn?t predict anything else. He just said we?re in for some big type of natural disaster.
Thanks a lot for the amazingly clear and helpful warning.

I get the impression, thinking back to what he talks to me about, is that they?re almost here to warn us. Not of an impending doom type of thing, like the world?s going to blow up, but they?re not here to hurt. They?re here to observe."
No they are here "To Serve Mankind" (Thomas Disch story about an alien cookbook).

The alien told Maryann that their race is much more numerous than all of humanity. "Lot and lots and lots.
The aliens talk in highly-technical jargon...

The alien told her that they were conducting a program to contact small groups of people across the planet.
What he actually said was they were conducting a program to contact groups of small people... (see: I Was Abducted by Michael J. Fox)

"That?s the understanding I have. They have jobs like everybody has jobs down here.
May we supersize your order?

His job is to find people who are receptive enough that he can talk to. And he was really worried about whether or not I was really scared....I get the impression that I am not the only one he talks to.
You mean there are more tinfoil heads around?

That?s kind of the impression I got, is they kind of probe different people.
Yeah, Babayyyy! It's a real swingers scene.

It?s like his job is to find people who are receptive."
Same "job" I have on a Friday night...

Marianne has made contact with the alien on several occasions, and has been given much more information.
More information than what? Don't hold back now just when you got me hooked.


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Re: Conversations with Extraterrestrials [Re: Swami]
    #1620857 - 06/09/03 03:43 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

>Dunno 'bout that. Both races are into kinky sex.
Yeah, but apparently, we're kinkier, that's why they're interested in us :grin:

>But they would sure like to get their mandibles on one.
I think their mandibles have other plans... hide your women !!

>They?re here to observe
hmmm... voyeristic... they like to watch :grin:

>I get the impression that I am not the only one he talks to
Yeah, he talks regularly to some nice folks at the Carpinteria Psychiatric Institute,
they're real friendly and take good care of him... 


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    #1620872 - 06/09/03 03:45 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

CASE EIGHT: "It Is Very Important We Do This."

Melinda Leslie of Los Angeles, California, is an office manager and secretary who has been having ET contact her entire life. Even more amazing...
What is amazing about mental illness?

...is that Melinda has been able to recall many of her experiences consciously, without the aid of hypnosis.
Fair enough. Hypnotists such as Budd Hopkins usually "plant" false memories in their patients in order to get on the NYT bestseller list.

She is what UFO researchers call a conscious abductee.
or a CAB.

While she has had virtually the entire range of UFO experiences, one of her most dramatic occurred in July 1991 while driving with two friends through the Los Angeles forest.
And the two friend's names are?

All three experienced a two-hour-long abduction into a metallic craft piloted by grey-type ETs.
It is called an "airplane".

Once on board, they were undressed, examined, separated and given separate masages. Melinda Leslie was able to recall the entire event consciously.
Most women can recall a sexual encounter. Not that unusual per se.

As she was laid out and examined, she hammered the aliens ....
Methinks it was the aliens (read: airline pilots) who did the "hammering"...

She saw her friend sitting in a chair with a bizarre-looking headset on him and she screamed out, "What are you doing to him?"
He was in the cockpit with the radio headset on...

One of the aliens replied, "It?s all right, we?re giving him information. It?s all right. We?re educating him."
He was talking to the air-traffic controller.

Melinda continued to let out a stream...
She peed herself.

At one point, the three friends were separated and placed into different rooms. Melinda found herself in a room with a dozen greys.
Naval cadetts in grey uniforms.

One stepped up to her and said, "Now, we?re going to do something. Don?t be afraid, but this is very important that we do this. We?re going to put this over your head."
That is how S&M usually starts...

What followed was a bizarre procedure. Melinda was immobilized by a device placed over her head. The aliens stood in a circle around Melinda and pushed her back and forth...
Rock & rolling in the old hanging chair.

Melinda felt she was going to fall, but each time she was caught and pushed again. Finally, she relaxed. At that point, they stopped and removed the device. One of the aliens said, "You needed to learn that....You needed to learn to trust us."
These guys are smooth. Your average Lothario could gain some real tips from these masters.

Meanwhile, Melinda?s friend, James, was receiving a different massage.
As he has different "equipment" what would one expect?

Says Melinda, "James said when I was out of the room, they came over to him, and they showed him a device...
Did it vibrate?

They told him how to make a UFO detector, and they gave him the information.
A bullshit detector would be much more useful.

He said, they said because they wanted him to document and videotape them. When sightings happen, they told him he has a mission to document this stuff."
Yes, we need more blurry, fuzzy, far-away shots of vacuum-cleaner parts hanging from pine trees.

According to James, "They showed me how to do this. And they explained the whole thing technically to me, and I was given the information how to build those. They were done and they made sure I understood. And I said, ?Yes, I understand.?"
Course, none will actually be built.

Melinda?s other friend was unable to recall much detail other than being taken onboard and examined.
And that detail is...?

Melinda continues to have experiences
Once a wackjob, always a wackjob...

...and has lectured extensively about her encounters.
I take that back. I have to admire anyone that can make cold, hard cash peddling these tales to bored middle-America.


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Re: Conversations with Extraterrestrials [Re: Swami]
    #1620932 - 06/09/03 04:00 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

CONCLUSIONS

There are many other cases where aliens have conversed with human beings.
There are lots of sick people.

However, the patterns are usually the same.
A book, followed by a TV talk show, then a movie deal...

For the most part, aliens are not only extremely taciturn; when they do speak they are often evasive.
The aliens are not actually evasive, but mentally confused. The oxygen content on earth is much too high for their metabolism.

When abductee Travis Walton was taken onboard a UFO, he asked numerous questions of the aliens, none of which were answered.
Cuz any real answer could be verified which would blow his whole "I've been abducted" schtick.

When abductee Betty Hill asked her abductors where they came from, they told her, "You wouldn?t understand."
With Betty Hill, this much was probably true.

But as the above cases show, the aliens do sometimes reveal information about themselves, their feelings, their intentions, their desires, fears and beliefs.
Some poor aliens think they have actually met humans.

By piecing together these accounts, we are beginning to get a clearer picture of who the aliens are
Extras from the set of Star Trek?

...and what they are doing on this planet.
And they found the daughters of men to be fair.

The main message revealed by the aliens' conversations is that they have a strong interest in humanity.
Especially the white women.

Whether they are removing genetic material,
You left out cow lips and anuses (anii?)...

predicting natural disaster
Predicting? Are you joking? "There will be a large natural disaster in the future," hardly qualifies as a prediction.

The conclusion is clear.
IT IS? Do you work in Washington D.C. or for Fox News?

For whatever reason, they are deeply interested in us. And if the patterns reveal anything,
They don't reveal anything at all.

...the aliens will remain here for a long, long time.
As long as science fiction flourishes and people take too many mushrooms...








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Re: Conversations with Extraterrestrials [Re: GazzBut]
    #1620943 - 06/09/03 04:03 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Before I clicked on your reply I had a fairly good idea what it would contain and I wasnt disappointed!

Im not saying I disagree entirely with what you say but you are becoming a little predictable Swamster! Doesnt leave much room for mental manouvers does it??


Consistency is a sign of rationality. I am a rock.

There are times and places to be unpredictable (in combat or sports for instance), but this is not one of them.



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