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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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we have been rendered retarded by the controversial bullshit surrounding scriptural writings * 1
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If you've read the New Testament, you might notice a few things.

According to the Bible, all of our politicians (down to the one) are hypocrites and liars. Jesus prohibited oath-taking ceremonies. He said basically that you should just speak the truth all the fucking time, and if you take an oath it's a sign that you lie as a matter of habit.

Jesus also prohibited public prayer, called those who pray in public hypocrites.

He also spoke out against blathering constant nonsense as part of your prayers - it was actually Pris#1 who brought this to my attention in the Pub, the fact that these Pentecostal types think their glossolalia means anything, when in fact, according to the Bible, these are pagan prayers.

So like wait a minute, you mean that all these Christian fucktards we're all going crazy trying to live with are actually called hypocrites and liars by the very book by which they "swear"?

I am amazed I haven't gone insane yet.


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Enlil said:
You really are the worst kind of person.


Edited by Tchan909 (12/24/11 01:50 AM)

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Re: the bible is a tracer-isotope for hypocrisy [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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whoaa


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The cost of sanity in this society, is a certain level of alienation
terrence mckenna

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Re: the bible is a tracer-isotope for hypocrisy [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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I am amazed I haven't gone insane yet.

I'm calling bullshit unless you can provide proofs. :satansmoking:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: the bible is a tracer-isotope for hypocrisy [Re: Icelander]
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It's right there under the username, I'm pretty sure I'd have lost my shit spectacularly by now if not for my precious, precious alcohol. :rofldrunk:


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Enlil said:
You really are the worst kind of person.


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Re: the bible is a tracer-isotope for hypocrisy [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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By the way, I'm fucking wasted.

Help me out here people. :gc:


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Enlil said:
You really are the worst kind of person.


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Re: the bible is a tracer-isotope for hypocrisy [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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Help you out with what? Acknowledging what you should have already known?


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Why shouldn't the truth be stranger than fiction?
Fiction, after all, has to make sense. -- Mark Twain

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Re: we have been rendered retarded by the controversial bullshit surrounding scriptural writings [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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Tchan909 said:
Jesus prohibited oath-taking ceremonies. He said basically that you should just speak the truth all the fucking time, and if you take an oath it's a sign that you lie as a matter of habit.


Right now I would like you all to join me in taking an oath to always tell the truth. :hellfire:

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Re: we have been rendered retarded by the controversial bullshit surrounding scriptural writings [Re: thecake]
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wheres the part about the oaths?

just curious


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How do you know but ev’ry Bird that cuts the airy way,
Is an immense world of delight, clos’d by your senses five?

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Re: we have been rendered retarded by the controversial bullshit surrounding scriptural writings [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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Tchan909 said:
If you've read the New Testament, you might notice a few things.

According to the Bible, all of our politicians (down to the one) are hypocrites and liars. Jesus prohibited oath-taking ceremonies. He said basically that you should just speak the truth all the fucking time, and if you take an oath it's a sign that you lie as a matter of habit.

Jesus also prohibited public prayer, called those who pray in public hypocrites.

He also spoke out against blathering constant nonsense as part of your prayers - it was actually Pris#1 who brought this to my attention in the Pub, the fact that these Pentecostal types think their glossolalia means anything, when in fact, according to the Bible, these are pagan prayers.

So like wait a minute, you mean that all these Christian fucktards we're all going crazy trying to live with are actually called hypocrites and liars by the very book by which they "swear"?

I am amazed I haven't gone insane yet.


These people simply arent seeking knowledge for themselves in the 'right' way. If you think theyre crap, no need to lower yourself to their level and go crazy trying to relate to them.

Inform those who come across and then leave it to them. If they have a spark of possible insight, they will find use in your words.
Though, there is never a point in pressing a belief on anyone. When you leave the bait, it is up to them to bite properly


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Re: we have been rendered retarded by the controversial bullshit surrounding scriptural writings [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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did people at large ever bother to get the hang of poetry?
without poetry scripture is an albatross


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Re: we have been rendered retarded by the controversial bullshit surrounding scriptural writings [Re: redgreenvines]
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O happy living things! no tongue
Their beauty might declare:
A spring of love gushed from my heart,
And I blessed them unaware:
Sure my kind saint took pity on me,
And I blessed them unaware.

The self same moment I could pray;
And from my neck so free
The Albatross fell off, and sank
Like lead into the sea.

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Re: we have been rendered retarded by the controversial bullshit surrounding scriptural writings [Re: thecake]
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thecake said:
Tchan909 said:
Jesus prohibited oath-taking ceremonies. He said basically that you should just speak the truth all the fucking time, and if you take an oath it's a sign that you lie as a matter of habit.


So what happens if we take an oath to always tell the truth?



Tchan....? How is this not contradictory??? cmon now i been waiting for you for like a day.

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Re: we have been rendered retarded by the controversial bullshit surrounding scriptural writings [Re: thecake]
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In my opinion, promises are easily broken and therefore cause of misery.

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Re: we have been rendered retarded by the controversial bullshit surrounding scriptural writings [Re: DisoRDeR]
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DisoRDeR said:
O happy living things! no tongue
Their beauty might declare:
A spring of love gushed from my heart,
And I blessed them unaware:
Sure my kind saint took pity on me,
And I blessed them unaware.

The self same moment I could pray;
And from my neck so free
The Albatross fell off, and sank
Like lead into the sea.


nice pick


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Re: we have been rendered retarded by the controversial bullshit surrounding scriptural writings [Re: thecake]
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thecake said:
Tchan909 said:
Jesus prohibited oath-taking ceremonies. He said basically that you should just speak the truth all the fucking time, and if you take an oath it's a sign that you lie as a matter of habit.


Right now I would like you all to join me in taking an oath to always tell the truth. :hellfire:


thecake said:
thecake said:
Tchan909 said:
Jesus prohibited oath-taking ceremonies. He said basically that you should just speak the truth all the fucking time, and if you take an oath it's a sign that you lie as a matter of habit.


So what happens if we take an oath to always tell the truth?



Tchan....? How is this not contradictory??? cmon now i been waiting for you for like a day.



Sorry, I've been wrapped up with fixing my computer these past few days.

(I got some upgrades for Christmas that rendered it temporarily non-functional. :rofl:)

I don't know? If you actually believe that Jesus is THE WAY then you should probably repent for ever taking an oath to always tell the truth.

This stuff is really easy, folks. Any drunken moron can be a drunken PREACHER! You can minister to these poor deluded fools trapped by the Whore of Babylon! You don't even have to go to church! It's seriously just SO EASY, and it's a GREAT hobby.


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Enlil said:
You really are the worst kind of person.


Edited by Tchan909 (12/25/11 11:27 PM)

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Re: we have been rendered retarded by the controversial bullshit surrounding scriptural writings [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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Tchan909 said:
I don't know? If you actually believe that Jesus is THE WAY then you should probably repent for ever taking an oath to always tell the truth.



What do you think about taking the following oath?? In order to take it, all you have to do it say it out loud...

Fuck You Jesus

Edited by thecake (12/26/11 12:20 AM)

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