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UTAH,
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Fuck You

and

Suck my Dick






thats all, discuss

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Re: UTAH, [Re: JaffyJaffar]
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JiGGa whAt?


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Re: UTAH, [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul] * 1
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The state of utah and its laws, specifically that of alcohol

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Re: UTAH, [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
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That sure does look like one hell of a mean pussy.


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Re: UTAH, [Re: JaffyJaffar]
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JaffyJaffar said:
The state of utah and its laws, specifically that of alcohol


Then move?


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Re: UTAH, [Re: JaffyJaffar]
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Re: UTAH, [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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Its not big enough for me to move...moved here from the pnw

I just came across a super ridiculous law today with bowling alleys

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Re: UTAH, [Re: JaffyJaffar]
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Dude you moved to the mormon holyland, of course it's going to suck balls. I'll bet they don't come to your fucking door and ask you to come wear their holy underwear, so that has to be nice.


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Re: UTAH, [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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HELLA_TIGHT said:
Dude you moved to the mormon holyland, of course it's going to suck balls. I'll bet they don't come to your fucking door and ask you to come wear their holy underwear, so that has to be nice.


Oh, it's much worse than just a nock at your door.


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Re: UTAH, [Re: thoughts]
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Been here since 2007 and have yet to get a knock

In the city only high 20% is mormon

So its not to bad

But the alcohol laws suck ass

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Re: UTAH, [Re: JaffyJaffar] * 1
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learn to brew your own :shrug:


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Re: UTAH, [Re: JaffyJaffar]
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Fuck Utah. I concur.
I live one state above and have to go there to visit friends and such a few times a year.

:suicide:


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It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.
All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the
octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.
But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns.
Also he got a race car.
Is any of this getting through to you?

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Re: UTAH, [Re: rackem]
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I've brewed a couple batches, brew laws aren't to shabby

I came across a law tonight that didn't allow you to bring booze back into the bar you originally bought it from

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Re: UTAH, [Re: JaffyJaffar]
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Hey at least we can order spore syringes

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Re: UTAH, [Re: JaffyJaffar]
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thats a plus...

hmm surprised they allowed outside drinks to go out in the first place.


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Re: UTAH, [Re: rackem]
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Three men were walking down a beach one day and
they came across a lamp. One of them grabbed it
and rubbed it vigorously. A genie popped out and
said, "I will grant you three wishes. One to
each man."

So the first man said "I wish all my mormon brothers
and sisters were in Salt Lake City."

"So be it..." said the genie.

The second man said "I wish there were a great big
wall around all of Utah, to protect my mormon brothers
and sisters."

"So be it..." said the genie.

The third man said "So... You're telling me all the
mormons are in Salt Lake City, surrounded by a giant
wall?"

"Yes..." said the genie.

"Then I'll have a coke."


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Re: UTAH, [Re: SimonJester]
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SimonJester said:
Three men were walking down a beach one day and
they came across a lamp. One of them grabbed it
and rubbed it vigorously. A genie popped out and
said, "I will grant you three wishes. One to
each man."

So the first man said "I wish all my mormon brothers
and sisters were in Salt Lake City."

"So be it..." said the genie.

The second man said "I wish there were a great big
wall around all of Utah, to protect my mormon brothers
and sisters."

"So be it..." said the genie.

The third man said "So... You're telling me all the
mormons are in Salt Lake City, surrounded by a giant
wall?"

"Yes..." said the genie.

"Then I'll have a coke."




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Re: UTAH, [Re: Enthrall]
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Nice one about coke

Enthrall your sig is epic

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Re: UTAH, [Re: rackem]
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Utah....I went there once, or twice.

Begin Rant.....

First off, that whole 3.2 beer thing is a bunch of booshit. Then it goes on to 2 ounces of alcohol in the first hour, then only one ounce for every hour after that....Phukeen stupid! Sponsors to get into a club, and then a pouring fee?....more bullshit.

I agree with,
rackem said:
learn to brew your own :shrug:


I could see an old time local "Speak Easy" going over well in your community.

Invite your friends, problem solved. Its easy to brew your own. Easier than growing shrooms.

End Rant...


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Re: UTAH, [Re: wildernessjunkie]
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You know why you always take two mormon's with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, they drink all your beer, and smoke all your weed.


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