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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Mormons, why?
    #4562998 - 08/21/05 04:36 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

They came to my door today, to talk.
I said i'd talk to them, but they can't come inside my house.

I wasn't paying attention to one thing he was talking about.
Then he'd ask me a question and i'd say something like "what?"

While they was here I was smoking as many cigarrettes as I could.

They gave me The book of Mormon. :lol: I guess they didn't have too much faith in me, because they said they are going to come back thursday to get the book. Mean while they are supposed to be giving them away free.

They was nice people all in all, and I treated them fairly nice as well, wishing them good luck as they left.

Oh yea, I shook their hands and crushed them haha


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Re: Mormons, why? [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4563018 - 08/21/05 04:40 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Stick a knife through the book and into your door with a note that says "YOU" on it.


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Re: Mormons, why? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4563024 - 08/21/05 04:42 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

their church REQUIRES them to do missionary work, unless of course they have enough money to buy their way out of it.


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Re: Mormons, why? [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4563033 - 08/21/05 04:45 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

You should have said to them what that old lady in Orgazmo says to the mormons that come to her door.


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Re: Mormons, why? [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4563078 - 08/21/05 04:57 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

"coming back" on thursday for the book is merely an excuse to see if you've chosen to convert yet...


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Re: Mormons, why? [Re: Nashbar]
    #4563093 - 08/21/05 05:04 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Nashbar said:
their church REQUIRES them to do missionary work, unless of course they have enough money to buy their way out of it.




*WRONG*

Isn't spreading hearsay fun though?


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Re: Mormons, why? [Re: Tao]
    #4563112 - 08/21/05 05:09 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Tao said:
Quote:

Nashbar said:
their church REQUIRES them to do missionary work, unless of course they have enough money to buy their way out of it.




*WRONG*

Isn't spreading hearsay fun though?




I spent enough time in SLC to know more about mormonism than they would tell you. Try getting into a social/country club there, they check your church donation records. Try getting a job, they check your church attendance. Take a mormon fishing and he'll drinking all your beer because no one is around to see him do it. Hearsay and experience are different things.

edit: maybe REQUIRE was the wrong word, but they can't exactly say "no" and hope to succeed in the community


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Edited by Nashbar (08/21/05 05:10 PM)


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Re: Mormons, why? [Re: Nashbar]
    #4563136 - 08/21/05 05:16 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I grew up mormon buddy.


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Re: Mormons, why? [Re: Tao]
    #4563155 - 08/21/05 05:21 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I spent about a month every year living with either mormon or lutheran families in SLC. There is a lot more to the mormon community than they tell you at church.


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Re: Mormons, why? [Re: Tao]
    #4563162 - 08/21/05 05:23 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

In so cal? I've only met a few Mormons, and they're all family members that lived in Utah for a while, then converted.


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Re: Mormons, why? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4563172 - 08/21/05 05:24 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

sorry for the confusion, not so cal... SLC = Salt Lake City


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Re: Mormons, why? [Re: Nashbar]
    #4563195 - 08/21/05 05:28 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I wasn't replying to you.


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Re: Mormons, why? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4563217 - 08/21/05 05:32 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

sorry, I guess I didn't understand the socal reference then.


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Re: Mormons, why? [Re: Nashbar]
    #4563222 - 08/21/05 05:33 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Tao is from San Diego.


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Re: Mormons, why? [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4563226 - 08/21/05 05:34 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

why did you even talk to them? just say I am not interested and walk back in your house and close the door on them...or better yet don't even answer it...


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Re: Mormons, why? [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4563240 - 08/21/05 05:37 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

you,ll have all the fun, no one ever comes to my door :sad:


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Re: Mormons, why? [Re: rod]
    #4563288 - 08/21/05 05:53 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I wish I would've never talked to them. I don't want them coming back.

I was actually thinking about soaking it in gasoline then lighting it.
Think they'd be pissed?


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Re: Mormons, why? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4563351 - 08/21/05 06:16 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I've lived all over, mainly in Seattle, my parents lived in idaho and utah when they grew up.

Nashbar: Oh, please, teach me about what mormons are really like--from an insider's perspective.

Just my whole family is mormon, so you probably are way more in depth. Tell me about their secret rituals


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Re: Mormons, why? [Re: Tao]
    #4563371 - 08/21/05 06:20 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I am mormon too, I just stopped going to church over 18 years ago....I hate being told what to do with my life...I like to trip and enjoy life..


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Re: Mormons, why? [Re: Skunk420]
    #4563407 - 08/21/05 06:26 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

mormons seem pretty chill
they are always quiet and polite

theyre alot cooler than those guys who throw pamphlets in your face and ask if your soul is safe from hell, and then they tell you you can go to heaven if you just read the phrase on the back of the pamphlet once a day.


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