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InvisibleArden
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK MORMONS [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #13046908 - 08/13/10 03:28 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
can you buy used ones on ebay?  :naughty:




I once read an article about making money selling used girly panties to Japanese men.

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InvisibleSophistic Radiance
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK MORMONS [Re: learningtofly]
    #13046910 - 08/13/10 03:28 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

The common mormon is certainly a most daft species.

Is it true that they believe all that weird space shit? Because if so, the rise of UFO religions seems all the more frightening.


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Re: WHAT THE FUCK MORMONS [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #13046970 - 08/13/10 03:39 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Sweet I just did mormon chat too!

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Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
A representative will be with you shortly.
Me: Hi
Agent [Seth] is ready to assist you.
Seth: Hello, how are you Robert?
Me: I am fine. I have a few questions about Mormonism if you don't mind?
Seth: Not at all, what questions do you have?
Me: I know the story of the Mormon movement and Joseph Smith and all that, but I have a few questions about Mormonism in day to day life. For instance, I hear alot about multiple wives in some extreme mormon groups...what is the deal with that?
Seth: I am not sure, we know it is a sin in our church.
Me: Also I was wondering about African Americans and the Mormon Church. What year were they accepted?
Seth: We know we have always allowed all people to join our church, and we never had segregated congregations.
Me: What are the major differences between Mormonism and Roman Catholicism...aside from the pecker fondling?
The chat session has ended.




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Offlinetwighead
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK MORMONS [Re: SillyString525]
    #13047059 - 08/13/10 04:02 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

:rofl:

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Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
A representative will be with you shortly.
Me: ok
Agent [Hayde] is ready to assist you.
Agent [Hayde] is ready to assist you.
Hayde: Hello, my name is Hayde.
Me: Greetings Hayde, how do you do?
Agent [Gisela] has joined the chat.
Gisela: Hello, my name is Gisela.
Hayde: awesome and you ?
Me: Hello, Gisela - how do you do?
Me: Whoa am I talking to two people at once?
Me: I am excellent
Hayde: yes we are missionaries and we work toghether
Hayde: 2 by 2
Me: I just have a single question regarding Mormanism.
Hayde: sure
Hayde: go ahead
Me: What is the major differences between catholicism and mormanism (aside from gettin down with little boys?)
Hayde: getting down with little boys?
Hayde: what do you mean?
Me: Yeah, like catholics and mormans are both cool with getting frisky with little boys yeah? The bible says its okay.
Agent [Gisela] has left the chat.
The chat session has ended.





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