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Re: Talking to mormons [Re: Inu]
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Do they really believe god lives on some distant planet, and can you point out where this planet is?


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Re: Talking to mormons [Re: thoughts]
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that's best explained by pretty pictures!
http://scriptures.lds.org/en/abr/fac_2

Fig. 1. Kolob, signifying the first creation, nearest to the celestial, or the residence of God. First in government, the last pertaining to the measurement of time. The measurement according to celestial time, which celestial time signifies one day to a cubit. One day in Kolob is equal to a thousand years according to the measurement of this earth, which is called by the Egyptians Jah-oh-eh.

so kolob is the closest planet to god

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Re: Talking to mormons [Re: Inu]
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So the Earth is Jahweh?  :awewtf:


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Re: Talking to mormons [Re: ifoundwaldo]
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ifoundwaldo said:
Tell them you read Moroni 10:3-5 and prayed on it.

The Lord came to you in a vision and told you that Mormonism was not the correct path and that you should slam the door on the missionaries.

You can embellish the second part as much as you want; just be sure to quote the Book of Mormon while you do it. :thumbup:


Hmm... Moroni... moron... I see a similarity...


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