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Funny as shit - Grand Celestial Do : The Fighting Art of the Cosmos
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I thought this was hysterical. I'm a serious practitioner of the martial arts and my Shidoshi sent me this link a few nights ago.

http://cosmicfighting.atspace.com/

"Grand Celestial Do - The Fighting Art of the Cosmos"

Hysterical. Maybe I should trip face and attend a few classes, it could be quite enlightening... :crazy2:


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Edited by KungFu_Shaman (03/02/06 10:53 PM)

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Re: Funny as shit - Grand Celestial Do : The Fighting Art of the Cosmos [Re: KungFu_Shaman]
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That guy sounds like he took one too many blows to the head.

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Re: Funny as shit - Grand Celestial Do : The Fighting Art of the Cosmos [Re: DNKYD]
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i belive him
i dont know why but i do


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Re: Funny as shit - Grand Celestial Do : The Fighting Art of the Cosmos [Re: DNKYD]
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This guy doesn't fuck around with Chi or Ki, those are way low on the evolutionary energy ladder. He has Photonic Energy, baby. Him and his alien buddies scoff at the weaklings trying to harness Chi.


And this guy is a chubby geezer. Who's gonna learn how to fight from a fat old man?


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Re: Funny as shit - Grand Celestial Do : The Fighting Art of the Cosmos [Re: KungFu_Shaman]
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if you read a few pages in there are some pictures under the heading 'Real Life Self-Defense Scenario: Gun Removal Defense' underneath the picture it explains how the Grand Celestial Do masters teach people to deal with armed assailants

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Celestial Master Hemme is confronted by an armed assailant. He telepathically connects with the assailant, anticipating his move. He grabs hold of his gun. With his hands, he transforms Photonic Energy into Spectral Acidic Radiation, melting the lining of the gun. As the gun becomes inoperable, he yanks it away and disarms the assailant.


:rolleyes:


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Re: Funny as shit - Grand Celestial Do : The Fighting Art of the Cosmos [Re: eVil_]
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damn
that really makes me want to try to shoot this guy


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Re: Funny as shit - Grand Celestial Do : The Fighting Art of the Cosmos [Re: eVil_]
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You know, with a description like that, it might actually be worth it to go see this guy. Cuz if he failed to melt the gun lining with his hand/mind powers, I'd definitely have a LOT of fun calling him out as a dud for the rest of the day.


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Re: Funny as shit - Grand Celestial Do : The Fighting Art of the Cosmos [Re: eVil_]
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if you see the picture, the guy is wearing white michael jackson gloves, i guess the Spectral Acidic Radiation can really fuck up your skin, we know now what happened to MJ's skin.

Gun Removal

Edited by eVil_ (03/02/06 11:51 PM)

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Re: Funny as shit - Grand Celestial Do : The Fighting Art of the Cosmos [Re: eVil_]
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http://cosmicfighting.atspace.com/gallery.html

heres a link to the gallery, prepare to be amazed.


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It's great to be here. I thank you. Ah, I've been on the road doing comedy for ten years now, so bear with me while I plaster on a fake smile and plough through this shit one more time. - Bill Hicks

<Guest> has anyone ever heard of sprinklen a freshcow pattie w dust and hangin it from a tree in cheese cloth and watering it?

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Re: Funny as shit - Grand Celestial Do : The Fighting Art of the Cosmos [Re: eVil_]
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Damn, I gotta learn how to harness my photonic energy and turn shit into spectral acidic radiation


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