I just sperged the fuck out in a Asian rub 'n tug.. This is my story..
Around 11am this morning I started to feel the tingle in my balls, then a call comes in and I have to deliver some parts to the other side of town.. While I'm driving down the highway I'm googlin escorts in each area I pass by as per my normal driving routine.
I settle on this SPA that promises full service for $60 dollars. I rolled up to this Chinese plaza and call the girl up, she tells me to stand in front of unit 110.. So I'm waiting there and this Chinese head pops out and whistles at me 3 units over, waving me in.
So I head over to the other unit and walk in. The girl who waved me in is about 30, looks like she runs the joint and has this bandage wrapped around her jaw and head. She brings me into a room and tells me to get naked while she gets me a young Chinese girl while holding her hand out for the money.
I will emulate a chat log for some of this story..
ME: Are you sure this is full service? I want to fuck, not just get a massage.
Manager: yes yes ching chong full service.
*I pay $40, She leaves, I get naked, Young Chinese girl enters room*
So I get naked and lay down, about 2 minutes later the manager comes back in to present me with a nice young Chinese girl. We start off with a massage then she starts playing with my balls and I roll over.
ME: I want to fuck you.
Whore: ching ching chong $20 dollars
ME: Ok *hands over a 20*
Whore: *oils my cock up and starts stroking it*
ME: I want to fuck you.
Whore: I let you tit fuck me ching chong.
ME: I want to fuck you.
Whore: Your too big for me.
*Whore gets a piece of saran wrap and puts it around my finger and tells me to finger her. So for about 15 minutes I fingered her with my saran wrap finger while she jerked off my oiled cock*
ME: You can't trick me, I came here to fuck.
Whore: No you did not give enough money.
ME: Me and your manager agreed on $60.
Whore: ching chong you too big not enough money ching chong
ME: Then give me back my fucking money.
Whore: hold on chhing chong wang
*Whore goes and gets manager*
ME: I came here today to fuck and thats what we agreed upon.
Manager: You are too big, chinease pussy is small.
ME: Then why the fuck did you take my money, why don't you have a fucking disclaimer on your ad; NO BIG DICKS!
Manger: ching chong
Fuck I'm already getting sick of telling this story, yada yada whore and manager argue in Chinese forever. They try to convince me to take a titty fuck, then a blowjob.
ME: Give me back my fucking money, I'm not getting scammed today.
Manager: next time I fuck you baby, not first time you here.
ME: I don't want to fuck next time, I want to fuck today!
Manager: no baby next time, you too big.
ME: Give me back my money.
Manager: I gave money to Whore, she went home. No money.
ME: Then wtf is going to ride my cock, give me my fucking money or get on my cock.
Manager goes ouside and argues with Whore who never went home. I hear them yelling at each other, I walk outside into the lobby all oiled up with my dick swinging. Some chubby white dude who was waiting for a whore got up and ran outside.
ME NAKED IN LOBBY WITH DICK SWINGING: One of you get on my fucking cock or give me back my sixty dollars!
Manager: you out of time.
ME: Fuck you bitch I spent 30 minutes arguing with you dumb sluts! Someone fucking fuck me!
ME: I want my fucking money! You don't fucking trick me. aARCGhhHHH!
Manager: Chinese pussy to small, you don't pay eonugh, you out of time. You come back tomorrow and fuck.
ME: I will come back tomorrow with a bunch of polaks and tear this fucking shithole apart.
Manager: OK OK! I fuck you and you never come back again!
ME: Fine.
We go back in room, I put on condom and try to revive my limp dick. She is bitching and bitching and im like holy fuck you dumb slut I just argued for 30 minutes with you, I'm not exactly in the fucking mood!
Anyways, I get my cock in there which is semi-flacid blah blah fucking her on the massage table and not really enjoying my self. So I pull out rip off the condom and start jerking off while I slap her big titties around.
ME: I'm gonna cum on your big titties.
*Manager puts hand with towel in front of my cock*
*Me lifts cock head and cums lobbing a nice fucking load right into her face, bandage, then her hair and all over her dress*
Manager: ARHGHGHGGHRGHGH WCHING CHONH WANG DSJKFSDJKHUIE TOO MUCH NOOOOOOOO
ME: Oh ya
Manager: AAJRFGHHH *tries to plug my cock by wrapping the towel around head*
Manager: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ME: FUCK THAT WAS TERRIBLE, YOUR ALL SCAMMING FUCKING CHINKS.
*gets dressed and heads for door*
Manager: come back Saturday I have nice Japanese girl for you ok.
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