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Warning labels
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Put up some new patio blinds this morning. Each one had 4 labels plus 2 8" X 12" sheets in four languages warning that children might get caught in the strings and suffocate.

Is this really necessary? Why do some innocent products like this come with warnings, but guns and knives and automobiles do not?

I think covering the planet with patio blinds without warnings would be a good way to separate the intelligent children from the 'tards and thin the herd. :tongue:


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Re: Warning labels [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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they have to protect the idiots of this world. and their kids!
still amazes me that there is a label on the side of peanuts that says' caution, may contain nut traces':facepalm:

Edited by shroomzi8 (06/27/11 07:46 AM)

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Re: Warning labels [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:
Put up some new patio blinds this morning. Each one had 4 labels plus 2 8" X 12" sheets in four languages warning that children might get caught in the strings and suffocate.

Is this really necessary? Why do some innocent products like this come with warnings, but guns and knives and automobiles do not?

I think covering the planet with patio blinds without warnings would be a good way to separate the intelligent children from the 'tards and thin the herd. :tongue:




This is the shit that makes it a little easier to understand the neo con position.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Warning labels [Re: Icelander]
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Making life safe, one product at a time.


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Re: Warning labels [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said: Each one had 4 labels plus 2 8" X 12" sheets in four languages warning



Well, if you are going to have warnings at least be complete, right?


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Re: Warning labels [Re: Doc_T]
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In other words, fuck the Swahili kids, right?


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Re: Warning labels [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:
In other words, fuck the Swahili kids, right?




i guess the swahili kids are gonna have to make do without patio blinds on their shanties. or risk suffocation on string.:shrug:

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Re: Warning labels [Re: shroomzi8]
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I've always wondered why English food comes without a warning. How can such a great nation be so clueless about food combining and  preparation? Is it some twisted way of getting back at the French?


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Re: Warning labels [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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most uk foods come with idiot labels now. no chance of poisoning the french anymore. although we do try to poison the scratters. (scratter. noun. (us, trailer trash, crack-heads, hillbillys, rednecks etc.) a person directly resulting from a shallow, murky gene pool, or the result of many years of inbreeding):cuteshit:

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Re: Warning labels [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:
In other words, fuck the Swahili kids, right?



Every nation in Africa uses English as an official language, and anyone educated in Africa is as likely to read English as any African language.

:themoreyouknow:

Edit- "sub-saharan" Africa. Norther part, substitute Arabic for English.


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Re: Warning labels [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:
Put up some new patio blinds this morning. Each one had 4 labels plus 2 8" X 12" sheets in four languages warning that children might get caught in the strings and suffocate.

Is this really necessary? Why do some innocent products like this come with warnings, but guns and knives and automobiles do not?

I think covering the planet with patio blinds without warnings would be a good way to separate the intelligent children from the 'tards and thin the herd. :tongue:



the warning are not there to protect consumers. They are there to protect the company from being sued by retards.

ever heard of the guy who sued someone when they injured themselves while breaking into a house? Ive heard different stories like this and I don't know if they are true or just urban myths. But they highlight the ridiculousness of modern legal system


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Re: Warning labels [Re: Noteworthy]
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i agree that someone stupid enough to need most warning labels does not deserve the use of the product, or their life

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Re: Warning labels [Re: Solving Ennui]
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Solving Ennui said:
i agree that someone stupid enough to need most warning labels does not deserve the use of the product, or their life



What makes someone "deserve" something?


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Re: Warning labels [Re: 4896744]
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my fucked up view of the world and how they fit into it

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Re: Warning labels [Re: Solving Ennui]
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Fair enough.


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Re: Warning labels [Re: 4896744]
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:lol:


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: Warning labels [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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Lets not forget that the warnings have gone from text to pictorial, now we can see a cancer lung on a pack of cigs!


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“I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

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Re: Warning labels [Re: SirTripAlot]
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wait... are you telling me cigs cause cancer, god who knew that, good thing they are putting a pic on the packs

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