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My god-damn roommate
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So we have been living together in a apartment for about 3 months and this shit has been going on for a while, He gets pissed that I ash and out my butts into cups, he leaves his hair plastered on the walls of the shower and doesnt wash his pubes down the drain when he trims, I dont say shit even though it pisses me off but he always goes off about how disgusting it is to out in cups. Well Since I dont give a fuck at all cause I dont say jack shit about the things he does that bother me he found a new way to get back at me.

We have linoleum throughout most the apartment so he fuckin sprays pledge wood polisher on the floor around the corners and shit which makes it slipperier then a greased midget and I always land on my fuckin ass when I walk over a spot, whenever I confront him about he acts coy and doesnt say shit but I can hear him stifling his laughter when I land on my ass, What the fuck should I do to get even with this cocksucker I cant get physical cause im on probation and he'll charge my ass at the drop of a hat, Im thinking of baking some pot brownies and spiking two or three with a decent dose of datura he doesnt have to drive or snything to get to work, You people have any better ideas?

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Re: My god-damn roommate [Re: Anonymous #1]
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does he watch you jack off?

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Re: My god-damn roommate [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
does he watch you jack off?



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Re: My god-damn roommate [Re: Anonymous #3]
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fuck his car up if he has one

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Re: My god-damn roommate [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I dont want to do damage that would end up costing him money im a asshole and a bit pissed but I dont have a reason to go that far, I think im going to go with the datura idea unless you anon's actually want to throw me a serious idea here.

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Re: My god-damn roommate [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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are you joking op, datura could kill him or cause him to kill himself

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Re: My god-damn roommate [Re: Anonymous #4]
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It wont kill him im going to split one mature pod into three brownie pieces and have them stashed among some pot brownies ill make a mark on the bottom of them so I dont eat them on accident

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Re: My god-damn roommate [Re: Anonymous #1]
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who the fuck really has datura just hanging around? unless you live in the sw, then its understandable.

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Re: My god-damn roommate [Re: Anonymous #5] * 2
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Dude its not that hard to find its a pretty widespread plant that grows almost everywhere my neighbor two blocks down has one growing in there ally its winter now but im sure the alkaloids in the ripe pods are still active.

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Re: My god-damn roommate [Re: Anonymous #1]
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im guessing your roommate is a lot cooler than you. you are pissed more about the fact that he has more guile and is better at pranks. so you come crying to the shroomery anon in hopes that someone can be smart for you.

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Re: My god-damn roommate [Re: Anonymous #5]
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I laughed when I read the part about you falling on your ass. :bobmarley:

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Re: My god-damn roommate [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Well I found a couple pods buried in the snow im just going to go with my idea since you fools dont want to come up with any, we will see who has more guile whens hes in fairyland smoking imaginary smokes and talking to dead relatives. I think I ll try to record it too if I can get a camcorder off my friend :evil2:

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Re: My god-damn roommate [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Quote:
I cant get physical cause im on probation and he'll charge my ass at the drop of a hat



So you're going to poison him. I totally see the logic there.

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Re: My god-damn roommate [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Its not poisoning him he thinks there all pot brownies So he will get nice and high the first time he tries em out so when he does get a datura spiked on he's gonna think hes just tripping hard on ganja, cause he already thinks there going to be all dank pot brownies hes not going to have anything planned when he finally eats a spiked one, and im not putting a pod each into one maybe a third of a pod per square.

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Re: My god-damn roommate [Re: Anonymous #1]
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datura is sinister but i'd just put paint in his gas tank or put on nigga makeup and rob him at gunpoint.:grin:

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Re: My god-damn roommate [Re: Anonymous #8]
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:notards:

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Re: My god-damn roommate [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You're on probie, man. Why would you still be committing crimes? Being around drugs, dosing people...

They say God looks after fools, let's hope He still does.

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Re: My god-damn roommate [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Canadian probation is like being on a watch list literally. They have checked up on me all of one time the entire two years I've been on probation so far, Not once have I been piss tested or anything of that nature even though thats one of my orders along with a curfew.



This nigga gettin dosed! Got the canabutter on the stove simmering already.

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Re: My god-damn roommate [Re: Anonymous #1]
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it will either poison the guy , or wont do anything. datura has a huge difference in potency across the board.
from my limited experience with it, i doubt even a whole pod would do much to anyone. so basically you are going to give this guy some pot brownies and be doubly pissed when he thanks you for it.

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Re: My god-damn roommate [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Yeah in your experience I have picked pods from the same plant before and ingested half of one to give datura a try needless to say I dont remember a thing of it but my roommate found me at home naked talking to invisble people sitting on top of the fridge.

I dont care about the weed Me and this cocksucker alternate on who buys the bags its my turn anyhow

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