So we have been living together in a apartment for about 3 months and this shit has been going on for a while, He gets pissed that I ash and out my butts into cups, he leaves his hair plastered on the walls of the shower and doesnt wash his pubes down the drain when he trims, I dont say shit even though it pisses me off but he always goes off about how disgusting it is to out in cups. Well Since I dont give a fuck at all cause I dont say jack shit about the things he does that bother me he found a new way to get back at me.
We have linoleum throughout most the apartment so he fuckin sprays pledge wood polisher on the floor around the corners and shit which makes it slipperier then a greased midget and I always land on my fuckin ass when I walk over a spot, whenever I confront him about he acts coy and doesnt say shit but I can hear him stifling his laughter when I land on my ass, What the fuck should I do to get even with this cocksucker I cant get physical cause im on probation and he'll charge my ass at the drop of a hat, Im thinking of baking some pot brownies and spiking two or three with a decent dose of datura he doesnt have to drive or snything to get to work, You people have any better ideas?
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