Icelander said:

I want to swim in gentle waters with dolphins. Sounds like a lot of fun.

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It sounds like a course where 80% of participants are women. You just discretely introduce yourself as a practitioner of sexual Tantra Yoga, and watch all the hot New Age ladies swarm around you.

OrgoneConclusion said:

I know where I am going to spend my loose change and next summer vacation: <snippy snip>

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Your presence has been requested here.  If you're man enough to take a serious challenge.  Funny, I never thought you'd walk away from a fight.

amuzakat said:

Icelander said:

I want to swim in gentle waters with dolphins. Sounds like a lot of fun.

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It sounds like a course where 80% of participants are women. You just discretely introduce yourself as a practitioner of sexual Tantra Yoga, and watch all the hot New Age ladies swarm around you.

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ehh, I'm gonna have to go w/ Icelander on this one.

All the 'new age' ladies I've seen are either a)  young lesbian chicks who wear vests, own at least one backpack/messenger bag covered in buttons, and wear a lot of dirty tattered thriftstore clothes; or b) menopausal-to-old women who are suddenly having a crises and confronting their loss of youth and are dealing with it, like all healthy people, by adopting bizzare belief systems to justify their denial of their own ageing and mortality through claiming to exist as perfect 'spirits' or all-powerful beings that just need to find the right crystal/psychic/energy vortex/co-opted and commercialized eastern religion to transcend their crises.


I just searched for psychics, and found a great picture of the latter, more populus group.  These folks aren't really who you'd want to take home:

OrgoneConclusion said:

This Workshop will include interspatial communication, quantum merging, E.T contact, teleportation to Mars, swimming in gentle waters with dolphins, sound healing, heart opening, cell activating, soul leadership, your planetary mission, laughter and humor, divine feminine, Geomancy, higher consciousness, the transformation of the ages, sacred wisdom societies, Martian life & artifacts, creating new timelines, mysticism and physics, empathy, intuition and creativity combined with logic and wisdom; PLUS Alternative 4 - the benevolent, peaceful reality we are creating.

Aww, they forgot crop circles and Atlantis.

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lol

I like how they list a few somewhat normal/vague topics of discussion before delving right in with "E.T. contact, teleportation to Mars..."


lol, that's kind of a rough transition : )


I wonder how many of those people who participate, if asked, could correctly explain what an experiment is and what it can be used to do?  My guess is pretty much none of them could explain this, and this ignorance is likely what allows them to believe in "teleportation to mars" and other shit like that which could be easily proven if true.

I wonder if I brought some DMT concoction if they'd be down with me tripping out like those wise tribesmen?  I bet those "open minded and accepting" people would suddenly sing a different tone- finding the concept weird and such. 

What is the deal with dolphins anyways? Is the fact their jaw structure makes them look kinda-sorta like they are smiling really all there is to this "mystical" and spiritual fixation with them?  I really can't find any other explanation   How is swimming with a dolphin particularly spiritual?  Funny how seals and manatees aren't ever incorporated into these "dolphin religion" things.  Maybe they don't look so friendly and such?  Doesn't seem like a very "spiritual" and transcendental thing to judge them harshly based on their physical attributes, especially their normal anatomy.  After all, aren't we all just energy with our physical being but a spiritually-useless husk?

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I just searched for psychics, and found a great picture of the latter, more populus group.  These folks aren't really who you'd want to take home:

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johnm214 said:

amuzakat said:

Icelander said:

I want to swim in gentle waters with dolphins. Sounds like a lot of fun.

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It sounds like a course where 80% of participants are women. You just discretely introduce yourself as a practitioner of sexual Tantra Yoga, and watch all the hot New Age ladies swarm around you.

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ehh, I'm gonna have to go w/ Icelander on this one.

All the 'new age' ladies I've seen are either a)  young lesbian chicks who wear vests, own at least one backpack/messenger bag covered in buttons, and wear a lot of dirty tattered thriftstore clothes; or b) menopausal-to-old women who are suddenly having a crises and confronting their loss of youth and are dealing with it, like all healthy people, by adopting bizzare belief systems to justify their denial of their own ageing and mortality through claiming to exist as perfect 'spirits' or all-powerful beings that just need to find the right crystal/psychic/energy vortex/co-opted and commercialized eastern religion to transcend their crises.


I just searched for psychics, and found a great picture of the latter, more populus group.  These folks aren't really who you'd want to take home:

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Well, if your statements are based on a thorough survey of the population of new age ladies then I gues I must just have been very lucky.

My opinion would have been they're pretty much the same as all other women. The good thing about them is that there are always more women in those crowds... meaning... (apply logic) no men want them, they are lesbians, or they transcended sex, or it's easy to get some...

There are a few other positive features I could think of, but I guess they probably only apply to the crowd I have met so I won't mention them. However, I like all women, no matter their faith or non-faith.

Icelander said:

Course that's why I'm alone now.  I don't have the money to attract young girls.  However my last gf was 20 years younger than me.  Women my age have mostly shot their wad or have more baggage than a passenger train.

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  Yeah, I never thought of it that way.