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i think my partner shit herself while we were working * 2
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i met this cute girl in a class and we decided to work together for a class project. we started today and went to a semi-secluded computer lab on campus to do our powerpoint. when we were outside, everything was grand, and we hit it off well. then we get into the lab and i start to notice the distinctive smell of shit.

i panicked at first because i thought i might have stepped in my roomies dog poop or something as i left our house, but i checked my shoes and couldn't find anything. then i thought maybe i had one of those weird ghost farts that actually turned out to be a surprise. i got up and went to the water fountain just to make sure, because even though i didn't feel like i shit myself, i couldn't imagine it being from this girl.

of course it wasn't me. i went back into the lab and noticed the smell again as i walked past her to sit down. as we were working, whenever she leaned up close to me, it got even stronger.

wtf...

now i'm slightly torn, because i would love to do things with this girl, but that is just weird. what do you think, does this disqualify her as dating material? was i just imagining things? she acted totally normal the whole time.

*not a troll thread

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Re: i think my partner shit herself while we were working [Re: Anonymous #1]
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hahah your post made me laugh harder than i have all day

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Re: i think my partner shit herself while we were working [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
was i just imagining things?



DSHSB and find out

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Re: i think my partner shit herself while we were working [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Maybe she had rough butt sex last night?

Maybe she wants rough butt sex from you?

Could be good for you brosef?

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Re: i think my partner shit herself while we were working [Re: Anonymous #4]
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i was trying to think of explanations for this that didn't involve her shitting herself

like, maybe she was just out riding a horse?

or maybe she had really bad perfume on?

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Re: i think my partner shit herself while we were working [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Great laugh

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Re: i think my partner shit herself while we were working [Re: Anonymous #1]
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well it depends, how cute? A fairly cute girl that goes around shitting herself might not be worth the while. but a dime can shit all she wants..

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Re: i think my partner shit herself while we were working [Re: Anonymous #6] * 1
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Shit happens man... I would go for it

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Re: i think my partner shit herself while we were working [Re: Anonymous #7] * 3
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just mention the shit smell, and be like "Damn, girl! Did you shit your pants?".

You can totally score with this one.

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Re: i think my partner shit herself while we were working [Re: Anonymous #8]
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hahahaha, fucking great.

Stay the hell away from the nasty bitch, us men have a hard enough time staying hygienic the last thing you need is a chick thats even dirtier than you.

SHHIEET

haha laughing is good

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Re: i think my partner shit herself while we were working [Re: Anonymous #1]
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It really depends on how often she shits her pants.

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Re: i think my partner shit herself while we were working [Re: Anonymous #10]
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The first day of high school my Junior year some chick pissed her pants (she was wearing a skirt, actually) while our group was standing around a lab station.  I felt sorry for her for a while, but later came to realize that she was a bitch so I proceeded to tell everyone the story.

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Re: i think my partner shit herself while we were working [Re: Anonymous #3]
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You should have just asked her if she stepped in crap cause it smells like shit.
That would have solved any and all questions.
If she does not smell it, she is used to it.

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Re: i think my partner shit herself while we were working [Re: Anonymous #11]
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The Shroomery is making me  :ilold: left and right today.

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Re: i think my partner shit herself while we were working [Re: Anonymous #12]
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:hehehe:

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Re: i think my partner shit herself while we were working [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous #13 said:
:hehehe:



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Re: i think my partner shit herself while we were working [Re: Anonymous #1]
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any girl that is worthwhile isn't going to take shits, they will give themselves enemas every morning and keep their ass holes squeaky clean at all times

OP, she's not dating material.

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Re: i think my partner shit herself while we were working [Re: Anonymous #14]
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you should fuck her and cover each other in her shit... you will have amazing orgasms!  Then feel terrible shame quickly thereafter...

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Re: i think my partner shit herself while we were working [Re: Anonymous #15]
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It have been her perfume mix with maybe a smell in the lab and she doesnt notice it cause she's always wearing that
perfume... I say hang out with her again and see if the smell is still there, maybe she's the one that stepped in
dog shit but thought you were the one that smelt like shit :shrug:

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Re: i think my partner shit herself while we were working [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #7 said:
Shit happens man...



:lol:

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