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Drink Urine, become mentally unstable.
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Long story short, a friend of mine started being a retard at a keg in the woods with some kids.  Instead of kicking his ass(IMO they had the right to do so) they pissed in a 40, gave it to him, and he chugged it.  So then he starts being even more of a douche so they piss in a beer can and he slams that too. 

He wakes up the next day and denies any of it happened, even though 99% of my neighborhood was there and claims it happened. Whenever people see him they call him 52 ounces to his face(the 40+12oz can of piss.)

I posted this story like 6 months ago because every time he drinks he gets all emo and starts calling himself a loser and that he's embarrassed to be outside because of what happened.  IT'S STILL GOING ON.  He seriously took a crushing blow to his ego because he thinks people are calling him 52 ounces under their breath still, talking about it behind his back, and it all around fucked him up in the head.  It's kinda funny, but mostly sad.

Drink piss at a party, go crazy.


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Re: Drink Urine, become mentally unstable. [Re: PreparationH]
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And why exactly would anybody chug 52 ounces of piss? He does sound like a loser.


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Re: Drink Urine, become mentally unstable. [Re: Devlish2]
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Devlish2 said:
And why exactly would anybody chug 52 ounces of piss? He does sound like a loser.


lol

thought it was beer?

He was so smashed he drank both a 40 and a can, then wandered out of the woods into some russian guys car, the russian guy came out of his house and called the police and the cops drove him home covered in piss lol.  The thing is though, mostly people have forgotten about it, when he drinks though, he brings it up and we all reminisce :rofl: thus making the story last longer.


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Re: Drink Urine, become mentally unstable. [Re: PreparationH]
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:lol:

I suppose I just don't understand the "LET'S GET WASTEEED!!!" mindset. That and I always manage to keep my head on straight when I drink and piss would taste pretty different from the booze.
Just tell him to forget about it. Stupid shit happens when you're drunk, it's not like he drank that shit sober.


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Re: Drink Urine, become mentally unstable. [Re: PreparationH]
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PreparationH said:
Devlish2 said:
And why exactly would anybody chug 52 ounces of piss? He does sound like a loser.


lol

thought it was beer?

He was so smashed he drank both a 40 and a can, then wandered out of the woods into some russian guys car, the russian guy came out of his house and called the police and the cops drove him home covered in piss lol.  The thing is though, mostly people have forgotten about it, when he drinks though, he brings it up and we all reminisce :rofl: thus making the story last longer.


Ahh...getting drunk with Russians...one of my favorite pass-times...



Did you know that if you eat magic mushrooms, when you pee after that, your pee contains all the psychoactive chemicals :awehigh:

So drink up :thumbup:

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Re: Drink Urine, become mentally unstable. [Re: PreparationH]
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Must've been some nasty beer, since dude couldn't tell the difference...

You're right, funny but sad.  Mostly sad.  Perhaps your friend needs a support group.


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shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.

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Re: Drink Urine, become mentally unstable. [Re: PreparationH]
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Re: Drink Urine, become mentally unstable. [Re: sun_spots]
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I just thought it was gonna bother him for a few weeks then whatever it would be over with, this was his exact words this weekend, we weren't even talking about ANYTHING having to do with him:

"I feel like a loser... I know I'm a fucking loser, I'm 25, still live at home, dropped out of college, I have no car, I FUCKING DRANK PISS! EVERYONE KNOWS I DRANK PISS THEY EVEN TOLD MY EX-GF AND NOW ALL MY FRIENDS FROM SCHOOL ASKED ME ABOUT IT!"

This whole time I'm sipping on my beer thinking "I need to cut this guy out ofm y life before he goes on a rampage"


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Re: Drink Urine, become mentally unstable. [Re: Devlish2]
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Oh, I thought you were saying they told him to drink it (knowingly) or they would beat his ass.  So it's more like they pissed in it and passed it off as beer.  Awesomeness.

One time when I was getting hassled at a party we were all lined up on the curb and the cops were behind us with our beer.  We were all over 21 so we got it back, but they sprayed pepper spray inside of my freind's half drunk 40 and put the cap back on.  I  had only ever seen someone spray shit out of their mouth like that maybe on TV or something.  Pretty funny now but we were pissed and his mouth was hurting for a while.

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Re: Drink Urine, become mentally unstable. [Re: RandomHero]
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RandomHero said:



:lol:

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Re: Drink Urine, become mentally unstable. [Re: PreparationH]
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Yeah, I tend to shy away from alchies for this very reason.  They are the saddest of the sad.


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shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.

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Re: Drink Urine, become mentally unstable. [Re: Devlish2]
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That's why I don't drink alcohol.


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Re: Drink Urine, become mentally unstable. [Re: Arcanum] * 1
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Arcanum said:
That's why I don't drink alcohol.


well i drink alcohol and i never drank piss soo...

correlation does not equal causation
lol


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Re: Drink Urine, become mentally unstable. [Re: PreparationH]
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:lol:

Thats hilarious. Moral of the story: Don't be a fucking retard at a kegger :vaped:

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Re: Drink Urine, become mentally unstable. [Re: feifen]
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Sounds like depression, get some benzos into him! :thumbup:


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Re: Drink Urine, become mentally unstable. [Re: feifen]
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No offense but your friend fuckin sucks.  I drink all the time and I guarantee I would never seal my lips around a bottle full of piss.  Thats just disgusting,  I have been "piss" drunk and would still know whether or not I am being fed bodily fluids.  Not to mention, whoever the kids are that fed him the piss suck just as much and are clearly dick heads.


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Re: Drink Urine, become mentally unstable. [Re: Arcanum]
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Arcanum said:
That's why I don't drink alcohol.


that's why I dont drink piss


prepH... sounds like your friend was unstable before the piss, I mean he's
25, lives with his parents, HE DRANK FUCKING PISS and the whole town knows


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Re: Drink Urine, become mentally unstable. [Re: Herbologist]
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obviously


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Re: Drink Urine, become mentally unstable. [Re: PreparationH]
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PreparationH said:
well i drink alcohol and i never drank piss soo...

correlation does not equal causation
lol


The lack of correlation or causation doesn't mean it's not possible. Why risk it? :lol:

Trust me, possibly being stupid enough to drink piss isn't only reason I don't drink.


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Re: Drink Urine, become mentally unstable. [Re: PreparationH]
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my friend almost had me drink a cup of piss when I was wasted....I looked at it and knew exactly what it was! I almost went and splashed it in his face!!! I might have been wasted... but never so wasted that I would accidently drink piss.... and I drank half a handle of absolute that night!!!


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