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Your Masturbation Fantasies
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Do they usualy involve people you know?
Do they involve you at all?
What do you jerk to?
Feeling guilty?
Frustrated?

Let's talk about what goes on in your mind when you masturbate without pr0n.

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Re: Your Masturbation Fantasies [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Tell me yours and I tell you mine.

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Re: Your Masturbation Fantasies [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Well a frequent staple is getting sexually molested and humiliated by whole groups of people, often people I wouldnt do in a million years. Very satisfactory.

So whats yours?

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Re: Your Masturbation Fantasies [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Going to meet my GFs family on a big holiday. It's a big family reunion where I meet her aunts, uncles, cousins and three sisters. I find it weird because she always mentioned two sisters and one brother growing up. So with a little interrogation I find out her brother is actually a banging ass tranny. I start talking to her "sister" and we hit it off real well. As the family goes out to see the sights we both fake illness, injury or headache so we can hook up and fuck. The family doesn't suspect a thing because my GF knows that I know her sister is a tranny. It usually ends at climax when we get caught fucking in the kitchen or living room by her* other two sisters or cousin, but they promise to keep it on the DL.

Edited by Anonymous (06/05/10 06:52 AM)

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Re: Your Masturbation Fantasies [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Going to meet my GFs family on a big holiday. It's a big family reunion where I meet her aunts, uncles, cousins and three sisters. I find it weird because she always mentioned two sisters and one brother growing up. So with a little interrogation I find out her brother is actually a banging ass tranny. I start talking to her "sister" and we hit it off real well. As the family goes out to see the sights we both fake illness, injury or headache so we can hook up and fuck. The family doesn't suspect a thing because my GF knows that I know her sister is a tranny. It usually ends at climax when we get caught fucking in the kitchen or living room by her* other two sisters or cousin, but they promise to keep it on the DL.

:awewtf: thats a lot of story.

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Re: Your Masturbation Fantasies [Re: Anonymous #3]
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there is a sex forum now

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Re: Your Masturbation Fantasies [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I think about my girlfriend or girls that i've fucked.

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Re: Your Masturbation Fantasies [Re: Anonymous #5]
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I think about banging chicks out of my league(or chicks I've already done)... WTF IS WRONG WITH THE REST OF YOU!?

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Re: Your Masturbation Fantasies [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I think about some old man tying me up and stuffing a bottle of hot sauce into my ass.

there can also be a donkey present but he doesn't get involved farther than watching.

I also think about a fugly fat old lady with wrinkled hanger tits covered in poorly drawn faded multi-color tattoos chugging a 40 ounce of OLD E while urinating on my face in the middle of a congested city street.

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Re: Your Masturbation Fantasies [Re: Anonymous #7]
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I like to jack off to other people's fantasies because i have no imagination.

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Re: Your Masturbation Fantasies [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
I think about some old man tying me up and stuffing a bottle of hot sauce into my ass.

there can also be a donkey present but he doesn't get involved farther than watching.

I also think about a fugly fat old lady with wrinkled hanger tits covered in poorly drawn faded multi-color tattoos chugging a 40 ounce of OLD E while urinating on my face in the middle of a congested city street.


You too?  Thought I was the only one!

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Re: Your Masturbation Fantasies [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
I also think about a fugly fat old lady with wrinkled hanger tits covered in poorly drawn faded multi-color tattoos chugging a 40 ounce of OLD E while urinating on my face in the middle of a congested city street.


absolute fuckin' genius. who are you?

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Re: Your Masturbation Fantasies [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
I think about my girlfriend


You dont have much of an imaginiation then.  Its not realy  a "fantasy" if its a girl you fuck on a regular basis.  I dont fantasize I just put on porn, fantasizing is to jacking off as reading books is to watching movies:shrug:

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Re: Your Masturbation Fantasies [Re: Anonymous #11]
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You dont know what unseen sex act he is dreaming up with her.

So #5 regular old fantasies or what? :wink:

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Re: Your Masturbation Fantasies [Re: Anonymous #1]
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honestly sometimes i just think about passed times we've fucked :shrug: we got good sex so i dont kare. like bitin and clawin and woahhhhhomg

I do also think about fuckin other chix though

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Re: Your Masturbation Fantasies [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Yeah, I generally just think about those girls I always really wanted to fuck but never got the chance. I mean, jesus, what the fuck else what I think about? Women pooping in their panties?

Ok, I think about that sometimes.

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Re: Your Masturbation Fantasies [Re: Anonymous #12]
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no pictures WTF!?!

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Re: Your Masturbation Fantasies [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous #12 said:
Women pooping in their panties?
.


That sentence made me gag for some reason.  Not because of the mental picture but the words "pooping" and "panties" just dont roll off the tongue very well.  I couldnt say the word "panties" in front of another human being:shrug:

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Re: Your Masturbation Fantasies [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Quote:
I couldnt say the word "panties" in front of another human being


Thats why we have teh interwebs. Tubes man :thumbup:

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Re: Your Masturbation Fantasies [Re: Anonymous #1]
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this thread is awesome so far.. more fucked up fantasies!

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