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Anonymous #1

I enjoy masturbating.
    #7521171 - 10/15/07 09:40 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

It's fun!


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Anonymous #2

Re: I enjoy masturbating. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7521207 - 10/15/07 09:47 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
It's fun!




QFT


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Anonymous #3

Re: I enjoy masturbating. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7521363 - 10/15/07 10:17 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Unfortunately I can get myself off better than my man can.


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Anonymous #4

Re: I enjoy masturbating. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7521558 - 10/15/07 10:50 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Unfortunately I can get myself off better than my man can.




haven't had a real man yet i guess :wink:


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Anonymous #5

Re: I enjoy masturbating. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7521592 - 10/15/07 10:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i handle my dick like a battle axe - two hands gripped tightly, jerking it violently from side to side

thats how a real man gets off


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Anonymous #6

Re: I enjoy masturbating. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7521799 - 10/16/07 12:17 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I masturbate with my feet.


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Anonymous #2

Re: I enjoy masturbating. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7522130 - 10/16/07 05:52 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Unfortunately I can get myself off better than my man can.




Then ride his face, and for every minute you think he takes too long, a cane to the balls will give him the incentive to try better. If you're lazy in bed, don't expect great orgasms, especially if your partner doesn't know what they are doing.

I would not settle for something like that, that's the bit you take control. Not to be bitchy or selfish, but to increase pleasure for both of you. And to cane his balls if he's naughty.


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Anonymous #3

Re: I enjoy masturbating. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7522217 - 10/16/07 07:23 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Being lazy in bed would mean he wasn't enjoying himself.  Like I said, I can pleasure myself fine.  He's the one who's lazy. 

Cane his balls?  :rofl:

For some reason I don't think that would be a good incentive for better sex.


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Anonymous #7

Re: I enjoy masturbating. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7522237 - 10/16/07 07:41 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Unfortunately I can get myself off better than my man can.




that sucks... but i have that problem too, and i'm a guy.  i totally enjoy sex.  the process feels great.  but it's almost something of a chore for me to orgasm, especially when she's putting all this pressure on me.  it's not my fault it takes me a long time, stop pressuring me!  it makes it more difficult!

also.. i want to brag, despite this being anonymous and it not amounting to jack shit.  so last night i was called over for a booty call by this chick i've been messing around with.  we've fucked around a couple times, not too many.  well anyways, we were playing around, i ate her out, and she went absolutely wild.  it was fucking awesome.  then her roommate came home and we couldn't do the actual deed :crankey:, because they have this mutual agreement about not bringing people home and she's quite the loud one, and yeah. 

but anyways, she was raving to me about the oral i performed.  she's bisexual, has been in several relationships with women, several with men, and has been eaten out by a fair amount of people.  said i'm a very near second, bested only by one girl.  sure, i'm disappointed i'm not the best, but i still beat out however many lesbians she's been with except for the one.  so that's pretty sweet.


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Anonymous #2

Re: I enjoy masturbating. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7522512 - 10/16/07 10:18 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Being lazy in bed would mean he wasn't enjoying himself.  Like I said, I can pleasure myself fine.  He's the one who's lazy. 

Cane his balls?  :rofl:

For some reason I don't think that would be a good incentive for better sex.




Literally fucking fail.


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Anonymous #8

Re: I enjoy masturbating. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7529294 - 10/17/07 09:00 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Then ride his face, and for every minute you think he takes too long, a cane to the balls will give him the incentive to try better. If you're lazy in bed, don't expect great orgasms, especially if your partner doesn't know what they are doing.




If im eating a chick out and she canes me in the balls, id throw that bitch out the window.


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Anonymous #9

Re: I enjoy masturbating. [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7529970 - 10/18/07 02:52 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: cane you in the balls...that made me lol.


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Anonymous #10

Re: I enjoy masturbating. [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7530090 - 10/18/07 05:05 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Then ride his face, and for every minute you think he takes too long, a cane to the balls will give him the incentive to try better. If you're lazy in bed, don't expect great orgasms, especially if your partner doesn't know what they are doing.




If im eating a chick out and she canes me in the balls, id throw that bitch out the window.




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Anonymous #11

Re: I enjoy masturbating. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7530945 - 10/18/07 11:35 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
Unfortunately I can get myself off better than my man can.




Maybe your just some fat ugly bitch who thinks she's hot and thats realy the reason why he can't get you off.  Why don't you put the barrel of a gun inside your stinky pussy and pull the trigger you worthless cunt.:thumbup:


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Anonymous #12

Re: I enjoy masturbating. [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7531556 - 10/18/07 02:48 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

sex is better


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Anonymous #2

Re: I enjoy masturbating. [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7532071 - 10/18/07 04:49 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Then ride his face, and for every minute you think he takes too long, a cane to the balls will give him the incentive to try better. If you're lazy in bed, don't expect great orgasms, especially if your partner doesn't know what they are doing.




If im eating a chick out and she canes me in the balls, id throw that bitch out the window.




Better do a good job then!


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Anonymous #13

Re: I enjoy masturbating. [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7532081 - 10/18/07 04:52 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

sex is overrated.

and fuck you if you call me a fag. i just don't think sex is all that cracked up it is made out to be.
it's uncomfortable and humiliating, most chicks don't want to do it, you can catch a freaky disease, kock-up a chick and be chained to a iron ball for life, make stupid choices in your pursuit of it, hurt ppl like your family/friends just to get it. nevermind the abuse that goes on like incest, rape, penatrative child abuse. just for some sort of self centered sexual gratification. need i go on. sex is the root of many problems, if not all.

masturbating is the way to go. trying something like a japanese life like sex doll, or maybe an artifical vagina (or anus for all you OTD freaks) would be the next step.


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Anonymous #14

Re: I enjoy masturbating. [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7532437 - 10/18/07 06:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I wish there was a good erotica site that I could frequent. I love touching myself while reading sexy stories, but I'm not really that into bestiality and incest. . .


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Anonymous #15

Re: I enjoy masturbating. *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7533129 - 10/18/07 09:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Anonymous #16

Re: I enjoy masturbating. [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7534043 - 10/19/07 03:42 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

freaks


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