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Anonymous #1

Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!?
    #7802658 - 12/27/07 01:15 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

In the instrument room during band practice in high school :shrug:


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Anonymous #2

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7802669 - 12/27/07 01:28 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

in the bathroom


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Anonymous #3

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7802670 - 12/27/07 01:28 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Multiple times while on the top bunk of a 6 bunk cabin on a night train from Hong Kong to Shanghai and from Shanghai to Hong Kong.
There was a woman on the bunk across from me each time.

Hope no one noticed. Not all times during the night.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7802745 - 12/27/07 02:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

One time in my PE class. I went behind the bleachers and started jacking off then I came back full boner and jizzed in this hot bitches hair. She didn't even notice, nobody did. It, to this day, has got to be the most PWNT thing I ever did.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7802785 - 12/27/07 02:37 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

In the KFC parking lot while my dad was inside picking up some chicken.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7802957 - 12/27/07 04:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

in the middle of math class...



without leaving my desk  :smirk:


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Anonymous #7

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7803858 - 12/27/07 12:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yep, 7th grade civics class.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7803873 - 12/27/07 12:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

at the peak of a mountain. it was a family treck and i went ahead on purpose so i could have some free time to cum on the world.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7803900 - 12/27/07 12:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I got you all beat, I beat off on the "Its a Small World" ride at Disney world when I was like 10.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7803913 - 12/27/07 12:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I got you all beat, I beat off on the "Its a Small World" ride at Disney world when I was like 10.



you, sir, are my idol  :craven:


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Anonymous #9

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7803920 - 12/27/07 12:56 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

In the KFC bathroom while my son was waiting outside in the parking lot.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7803977 - 12/27/07 01:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
In the KFC bathroom while my son was waiting outside in the parking lot.




Whoever wrote this post is a comic genius.


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Anonymous #11

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7804009 - 12/27/07 01:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

waffle house bathroom or in a tanning bed that was my first time:crazy2:


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Anonymous #12

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7804333 - 12/27/07 02:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Church bathroom during sermon.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7804344 - 12/27/07 02:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Church bathroom during sermon.




Wow really? I'd be to scared to do that actually lol


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Anonymous #13

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7804346 - 12/27/07 02:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

While admiring a clutch of African Clawed Frog eggs.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7804354 - 12/27/07 02:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The kitchen of KFC - right into the deep fryer.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7804385 - 12/27/07 03:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That's why KFC tastes so good!


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Anonymous #16

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7804876 - 12/27/07 05:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

One time in my PE class. I went behind the bleachers and started jacking off then I came back full boner and jizzed in this hot bitches hair. She didn't even notice, nobody did. It, to this day, has got to be the most PWNT thing I ever did.





Making up stories on the internet are we?


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Anonymous #16

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7804894 - 12/27/07 05:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!?




When I had barely discovered the joys of masturbation I masturbated my finger once instead of my cock too see whether it would cum also.

I was 10 and had just discovered pulling something felt great.. I was wondering whether pulling other things would work, sue me :lol:


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Anonymous #17

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7804986 - 12/27/07 06:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

In the FBI/Immigration building in Downtown LA while one of my uncles was applying for a Greencard. (Nice ass restroom)


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Anonymous #18

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7805112 - 12/27/07 07:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

On guard duty Marine Barracks Keflavik Iceland.... sniffing perfume off the womens badges.... and praying not having to salute with a wad in my hand!
shaking hands with the local law enforcement was interesting!!!


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Anonymous #9

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #7805195 - 12/27/07 07:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

In the funeral home during my grandmothers funeral.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7805412 - 12/27/07 08:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

you too, huh  :smirk:


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Anonymous #19

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7805439 - 12/27/07 08:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

in my grandma


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Anonymous #20

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #7805574 - 12/27/07 09:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

In a target parking lot while my sis and mom where buying stuff


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Anonymous #21

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #7805618 - 12/27/07 09:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

up your mama's bunghole:thumbup:


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Anonymous #22

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #7805967 - 12/27/07 10:56 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

on Officemax behind a rack of computer software


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Anonymous #15

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #7806360 - 12/28/07 01:13 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I used to work at a duck-pin bowling alley for the local Elk's club.  I was the machine fixer for the bowling alley.  The patrons annoyed me greatly.  So, I masturbated and wiped my fresh semen all over the balls and sent them back the ball return for the annoying patrons to touch and such.  They never had a clue they were getting my man-juice all over their hands.

It was really satisfying.  :lol:


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Anonymous #23

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7806502 - 12/28/07 02:40 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

WALMART!!! IN THE AISLES


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Anonymous #24

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7807228 - 12/28/07 11:55 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

my grandmas house


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Anonymous #25

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #24]
    #7808560 - 12/28/07 08:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

into my family's shampoo bottle


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Anonymous #1

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #25]
    #7808580 - 12/28/07 08:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

while driving


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Anonymous #26

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7808651 - 12/28/07 09:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Where havn't I masturbated?

Id say I was 11ish; in the back seat of my mothers car on the way to the beach. Mom was driving and sis was in the front seat. Gentle strokes is all it took.


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Anonymous #27

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #7812286 - 12/30/07 12:24 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

in the cockpit of a fighter jet


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Anonymous #28

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #27]
    #7813078 - 12/30/07 10:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

in a cemetary...i feel weird about it now.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #7813215 - 12/30/07 11:12 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

there's nothing strange about that one  :muppet:


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Anonymous #29

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7814372 - 12/30/07 04:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Damn.. and I thought jerking off in the washroom at work was something to think twice about..

You guys are awesome!


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Anonymous #3

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #29]
    #7815041 - 12/30/07 08:01 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Damn.. and I thought jerking off in the washroom at work was something to think twice about..

You guys are awesome!




I had sex with my girlfriend in her office's female bathroom.

Just before we're done, we had to stop because her workmate comes in and uses the toilet beside us, then decides she has to watch some dishes in the bathroom sink. Somehow she didn't notice that the legs at the toilet were hairy and male, and that there were two pairs of shoes.

Meh. It was fun.


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Anonymous #30

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #9800928 - 02/15/09 02:35 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #28 said:
in a cemetary...i feel weird about it now.




Done it too, but I aimed for a headstone.

Did the church one, too.

If there's a hell, I'm probably going.

Other notable achievements:

Across the street from the county courthouse
9th Grade Spanish Class
9th Grade Algebra Class
10th Grade Spanish Class
School bathrooms (multiple, multiple times)
Work bathroom
Behind work while on a smoke break
In a car with a blanket over me with my grandparents driving
Right outside my old elementary school (revenge, bitches!)
In a parked car on a busy street
In a public swimming pool.

Yeah, I think that's about it.


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Anonymous #31

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #9801298 - 02/15/09 07:10 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

First off, you should totally specify if your a dude or a chick in this thread, because that changes it.

And it will fuel my  :whacker:


I'm a dude, and I guess my couch in the living room. Never fapped anywhere strange, but I've fucked in weird places.


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Anonymous #32

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #31]
    #9801676 - 02/15/09 09:39 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Has anyone ever masturbated outside?


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Anonymous #8

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #32]
    #9801686 - 02/15/09 09:45 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

yeah,

i have hitup a mountaintop before.

lol

there was a 40 foot cross right next to me too. werd.


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Anonymous #33

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #9801955 - 02/15/09 11:08 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Church.


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Anonymous #34

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #33]
    #9802678 - 02/15/09 02:01 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

In an abandoned rental car booth at an airport.


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Anonymous #35

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #34]
    #9802691 - 02/15/09 02:03 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

school :smile:


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Anonymous #36

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #35]
    #9812804 - 02/17/09 07:06 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I did the swimming pool one as well when I was young..
I just hope I didn't make anyone pregnant! But it wasn't my fault, there was this really hot woman sunbathing topless so I didn't have a choice.


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Anonymous #37

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9812806 - 02/17/09 07:07 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

0TD


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Anonymous #32

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #9813324 - 02/17/09 09:53 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
yeah,

i have hitup a mountaintop before.

lol

there was a 40 foot cross right next to me too. werd.




40 ft. cross? Like a Jesus cross??  :jesus:


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Anonymous #38

. [Re: Anonymous #32]
    #9813376 - 02/17/09 10:08 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

.


Edited by Anonymous (05/18/22 11:56 PM)


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Anonymous #32

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #38]
    #9813745 - 02/17/09 11:24 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

That's not strange these days anymore, you fucking caveman. :nonono:


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Anonymous #8

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #32]
    #9819728 - 02/18/09 12:27 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #33 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
yeah,

i have hitup a mountaintop before.

lol

there was a 40 foot cross right next to me too. werd.




40 ft. cross? Like a Jesus cross??  :jesus:





yea


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Anonymous #32

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #9822767 - 02/18/09 09:40 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

So you jacked off to a half-naked divine man being tortured on a cross?? :what:



I like your style! :yesnod:


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Anonymous #8

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #32]
    #9826422 - 02/19/09 01:04 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

it was godlike!!


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