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Anonymous #1

Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex?
    #7800228 - 12/26/07 07:10 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I just got done having sex with this girl for the second time and I did not get off either time. I would rather beat off. What the fuck?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7800229 - 12/26/07 07:10 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

sometimes.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7800232 - 12/26/07 07:13 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

And another thing....this girl says she's on the pill so I'm going in bareback. What if she's lying? She gave me the whole, "I could never get pregnant" talk. Chicks who say that are the ones who get knocked up the most!


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Anonymous #1

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7800244 - 12/26/07 07:21 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

And another thing....I feel compelled to have sex with her merely because I'm a guy and she's a willing female. I'm actually not digging her that much.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #7800245 - 12/26/07 07:22 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

dry smash her shit box


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Anonymous #1

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7800247 - 12/26/07 07:23 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

She's also engaged to a black guy...who just got out of prison.

What the fuck am I doing?!?


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Anonymous #4

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7800274 - 12/26/07 07:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
dry smash her shit box




FUCKING LOL... you rock!!!


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Anonymous #1

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7800296 - 12/26/07 07:53 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck! And now she's sleeping in my bed. What if she's pregnant? What if the black dude bursts into my house?

Dammit.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7800365 - 12/26/07 08:23 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I know what you mean.

Basically, I just stopped trying and have been giving her oral or fingering her.

It's a long term relationship, but once we live together I figure we'll get her on the pill and things will be better.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7800373 - 12/26/07 08:30 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Challenge the black guy to a fight, and then yeah.... dry smash her shit box.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7800400 - 12/26/07 08:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

OP here. Now that she's left and I have the opportunity to examine the whole situation I have come to several conclusions:

1. I don't really like her personality.

2. I think she's just using me for dick (which I totally don't mind) and attention (which is annoying).

3. The sex was really bad. I mean...I've had bad sex before but I was still able to get off. But, I just completely lost interest halfway through this time. I would have seriously rather been reading or something. I even tried masturbating to finish myself off and I couldn't.

Do I actually want to have sex with someone that I like and am comfortable with? I would have never thought it.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7800434 - 12/26/07 09:22 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I've recently discovered to my surprise that I have no interest in fucking girls who don't engage me on any kind of emotional level.

Sex can be a very sacred thing :rocket:


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Anonymous #8

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7800464 - 12/26/07 09:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:

Sex can be a very sacred thing :rocket:




i could never separate sex and emotion.  how people claim to do it is beyond me.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7800543 - 12/26/07 10:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:

Sex can be a very sacred thing :rocket:




i could never separate sex and emotion.  how people claim to do it is beyond me.



oh...it *can* be done



but regrets always inevitably follow  :nonono:


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Anonymous #10

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7800660 - 12/26/07 11:28 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

lol.

its great to see the face of a slut when you cum all over her and then tell her to GTFO!!


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Anonymous #8

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7803073 - 12/27/07 07:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:

Sex can be a very sacred thing :rocket:




i could never separate sex and emotion.  how people claim to do it is beyond me.



oh...it *can* be done



but regrets always inevitably follow  :nonono:




exactly.  i basically was trying to say that people who claim to be able to do it and have no residual "stuff" are probably lying and suppressing those feelings - which is probably best accomplished by finding a new partner to start the cycle again.


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Anonymous #11

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7803473 - 12/27/07 10:43 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:


3. The sex was really bad. I mean...I've had bad sex before but I was still able to get off. But, I just completely lost interest halfway through this time. I would have seriously rather been reading or something. I even tried masturbating to finish myself off and I couldn't.






yea that is a pain, LOL reminds me of a funny story. So i lost my V-card to this slut and we started fukinz and well 3 hours later i had yet to come and by then I lost my boner so i sat there tryin to jack off and eventually we just gave up.

Well I thought it was funny but it totally ruined her ego and self confidence. She moved to like whatever the fuck state and well i still think it was funny.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7803491 - 12/27/07 10:53 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
its great to see the face of a slut when you cum all over her and then tell her to GTFO!!




like you've ever done that...what a loser, yeah we all believe you :smirk:


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Anonymous #13

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7803671 - 12/27/07 11:47 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

When I am single I want nothing more than to fuck a chick. Then after I've hit it a couple times Id rather jerk off to some good porn, or something else.

I am a Leo though, I hear its common for us.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7803856 - 12/27/07 12:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

why wouldnt you believe me when i say that?

you dont know me.

i defeinitely did cum all over a chicks chest and told her to get out of my place as soon as she was dressed.

im sure you feel cool to refute my experiences due to your lack of.

bitch.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7803919 - 12/27/07 12:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Go make a post about it in OTD then.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7803927 - 12/27/07 12:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

no...I'm pretty sure it's more because people who are, in fact, inexperienced in these sorts of things (as most virgins are) will go out of their way to make these sort of claims in exactly the same way you just did (tone/definition/etc)



it's okay though - we were all there ourselves once  :smirk:


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Anonymous #9

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7803934 - 12/27/07 01:01 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

god damnit!

my last response was towards this comment:

Quote:


why wouldnt you believe me when i say that?

you dont know me.

i defeinitely did cum all over a chicks chest and told her to get out of my place as soon as she was dressed.

im sure you feel cool to refute my experiences due to your lack of.

bitch.




stupid me for thinking that I'd get the response directly below him, eh  :nonono:


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Anonymous #11

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7803971 - 12/27/07 01:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

yah but wuz it a hooker?


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Anonymous #14

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7803984 - 12/27/07 01:14 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I once told a chick "You need to go" right after I came all over he face/chest. She said: "I know...I'm late for work now". :yesnod:


And yes, I prefer masturbation for the simple reason that I'm better at getting myself off than any chick I've ever been with. Actually I prefer masturbating on them, while they're sucking my balls.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7804044 - 12/27/07 01:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

definatley masturbation.. i only get to have sex once a week on sunday at a certain time. i can masturbate everyday and i can think about whomever i want


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Anonymous #5

Re: Is there anybody here who would rather masturbate than have sex? [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7804968 - 12/27/07 06:14 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
definatley masturbation.. i only get to have sex once a week on sunday at a certain time. i can masturbate everyday and i can think about whomever i want




from Jesus?


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