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Anonymous #17
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #16]
#7804986 - 12/27/07 06:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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In the FBI/Immigration building in Downtown LA while one of my uncles was applying for a Greencard. (Nice ass restroom)
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Anonymous #18
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7805112 - 12/27/07 07:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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On guard duty Marine Barracks Keflavik Iceland.... sniffing perfume off the womens badges.... and praying not having to salute with a wad in my hand! shaking hands with the local law enforcement was interesting!!!
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Anonymous #9
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #18]
#7805195 - 12/27/07 07:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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In the funeral home during my grandmothers funeral.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #9]
#7805412 - 12/27/07 08:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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you too, huh
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Anonymous #19
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #16]
#7805439 - 12/27/07 08:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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in my grandma
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Anonymous #20
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #19]
#7805574 - 12/27/07 09:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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In a target parking lot while my sis and mom where buying stuff
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Anonymous #21
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #20]
#7805618 - 12/27/07 09:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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up your mama's bunghole
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Anonymous #22
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #21]
#7805967 - 12/27/07 10:56 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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on Officemax behind a rack of computer software
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Anonymous #15
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #22]
#7806360 - 12/28/07 01:13 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I used to work at a duck-pin bowling alley for the local Elk's club. I was the machine fixer for the bowling alley. The patrons annoyed me greatly. So, I masturbated and wiped my fresh semen all over the balls and sent them back the ball return for the annoying patrons to touch and such. They never had a clue they were getting my man-juice all over their hands.
It was really satisfying.
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Anonymous #23
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #15]
#7806502 - 12/28/07 02:40 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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WALMART!!! IN THE AISLES
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Anonymous #24
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7807228 - 12/28/07 11:55 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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my grandmas house
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Anonymous #25
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #24]
#7808560 - 12/28/07 08:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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into my family's shampoo bottle
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #25]
#7808580 - 12/28/07 08:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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while driving
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Anonymous #26
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7808651 - 12/28/07 09:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Where havn't I masturbated?
Id say I was 11ish; in the back seat of my mothers car on the way to the beach. Mom was driving and sis was in the front seat. Gentle strokes is all it took.
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Anonymous #27
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #26]
#7812286 - 12/30/07 12:24 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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in the cockpit of a fighter jet
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Anonymous #28
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #27]
#7813078 - 12/30/07 10:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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in a cemetary...i feel weird about it now.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #28]
#7813215 - 12/30/07 11:12 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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there's nothing strange about that one
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Anonymous #29
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7814372 - 12/30/07 04:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Damn.. and I thought jerking off in the washroom at work was something to think twice about..
You guys are awesome!
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #29]
#7815041 - 12/30/07 08:01 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: Damn.. and I thought jerking off in the washroom at work was something to think twice about..
You guys are awesome!
I had sex with my girlfriend in her office's female bathroom.
Just before we're done, we had to stop because her workmate comes in and uses the toilet beside us, then decides she has to watch some dishes in the bathroom sink. Somehow she didn't notice that the legs at the toilet were hairy and male, and that there were two pairs of shoes.
Meh. It was fun.
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Anonymous #30
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Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #28]
#9800928 - 02/15/09 02:35 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #28 said: in a cemetary...i feel weird about it now.
Done it too, but I aimed for a headstone.
Did the church one, too.
If there's a hell, I'm probably going.
Other notable achievements:
Across the street from the county courthouse 9th Grade Spanish Class 9th Grade Algebra Class 10th Grade Spanish Class School bathrooms (multiple, multiple times) Work bathroom Behind work while on a smoke break In a car with a blanket over me with my grandparents driving Right outside my old elementary school (revenge, bitches!) In a parked car on a busy street In a public swimming pool.
Yeah, I think that's about it.
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