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Anonymous #1

Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!?
    #7802658 - 12/27/07 01:15 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

In the instrument room during band practice in high school :shrug:


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Anonymous #2

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7802669 - 12/27/07 01:28 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

in the bathroom


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Anonymous #3

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7802670 - 12/27/07 01:28 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Multiple times while on the top bunk of a 6 bunk cabin on a night train from Hong Kong to Shanghai and from Shanghai to Hong Kong.
There was a woman on the bunk across from me each time.

Hope no one noticed. Not all times during the night.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7802745 - 12/27/07 02:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

One time in my PE class. I went behind the bleachers and started jacking off then I came back full boner and jizzed in this hot bitches hair. She didn't even notice, nobody did. It, to this day, has got to be the most PWNT thing I ever did.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7802785 - 12/27/07 02:37 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

In the KFC parking lot while my dad was inside picking up some chicken.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7802957 - 12/27/07 04:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

in the middle of math class...



without leaving my desk  :smirk:


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Anonymous #7

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7803858 - 12/27/07 12:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yep, 7th grade civics class.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7803873 - 12/27/07 12:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

at the peak of a mountain. it was a family treck and i went ahead on purpose so i could have some free time to cum on the world.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7803900 - 12/27/07 12:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I got you all beat, I beat off on the "Its a Small World" ride at Disney world when I was like 10.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7803913 - 12/27/07 12:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I got you all beat, I beat off on the "Its a Small World" ride at Disney world when I was like 10.



you, sir, are my idol  :craven:


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Anonymous #9

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7803920 - 12/27/07 12:56 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

In the KFC bathroom while my son was waiting outside in the parking lot.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7803977 - 12/27/07 01:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
In the KFC bathroom while my son was waiting outside in the parking lot.




Whoever wrote this post is a comic genius.


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Anonymous #11

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7804009 - 12/27/07 01:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

waffle house bathroom or in a tanning bed that was my first time:crazy2:


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Anonymous #12

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7804333 - 12/27/07 02:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Church bathroom during sermon.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7804344 - 12/27/07 02:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Church bathroom during sermon.




Wow really? I'd be to scared to do that actually lol


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Anonymous #13

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7804346 - 12/27/07 02:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

While admiring a clutch of African Clawed Frog eggs.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7804354 - 12/27/07 02:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The kitchen of KFC - right into the deep fryer.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7804385 - 12/27/07 03:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That's why KFC tastes so good!


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Anonymous #16

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7804876 - 12/27/07 05:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

One time in my PE class. I went behind the bleachers and started jacking off then I came back full boner and jizzed in this hot bitches hair. She didn't even notice, nobody did. It, to this day, has got to be the most PWNT thing I ever did.





Making up stories on the internet are we?


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Anonymous #16

Re: Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7804894 - 12/27/07 05:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Strangest Place You've Ever Masturbated?!?




When I had barely discovered the joys of masturbation I masturbated my finger once instead of my cock too see whether it would cum also.

I was 10 and had just discovered pulling something felt great.. I was wondering whether pulling other things would work, sue me :lol:


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