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Most Awkward/Emberassing moments in life?
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I don't really have any recent ones.  And I don't know if the ones I remember are even that awkward/emberassing considering I was a kid.  But here it goes anyway.

In 3rd or 5th grade or something, we would all sit down on this small rectangular carpet and our teacher would read to us.  I remember sitting there feet flat on the floor, knees up and tucked in so I could wrap my arms around them.  Then as the teacher was reading, I farted like super fucking loud. 

You know those ridiculously loud ones that make the bench vibrate?  So it rattled the portable we were in and all the kids looked right at me, dead in the face.  I didn't know what to do or how to approach this situation because I was a scared little immigrant, and farting is the last thing I would wish upon somebody as insecure as me at the time.  All I could say was "It wasn't me!" 

But you know what would be a good way for kids to open up and get over their self-imposed mental prisons due to child cruelty?  By somehow willing every single student to fart at awkward times throughout elementary and high school.  Or if the hottest chicks in school walked in with dog shit on their shoes and reeked up the hallways.  Oh, the humility!

Bah... I got nothin'.

Edited by Anonymous (11/25/09 08:43 PM)

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Re: Most Awkward/Emberassing moments in life? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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When I was twelve, my mother walked in on me with my wiener in my brother's asshole.

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Re: Most Awkward/Emberassing moments in life? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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When I was 10, I took my mother's virginity.

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Re: Most Awkward/Emberassing moments in life? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
When I was twelve, my mother walked in on me with my wiener in my brother's asshole.


If this was truth you would have alot more to say about it.  I mean look at my original story.  I managed to draw it out enough to get a mental picture of how it all went down.  You on the other hand fucked your brother in the ass and your mom walked in and thats it?  Come on.

Anonymous #3 said:
When I was 10, I took my mother's virginity.


Without a third party, there cannot be anything awkward or embarrassing about this.  That is, unless there is more to the story, but there isn't you faggot.  It never happened.

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Re: Most Awkward/Emberassing moments in life? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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when i was a highly thrill seeking teenage masturbator i got caught jerking it on a hiking trail.  hopped on my bike and split with my dick still hanging out of my pants.

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Re: Most Awkward/Emberassing moments in life? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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One time I had a huge hickey on my neck and I tried covering it up the best I could.. and I had a volleyball game and my bitch of a coach notices it and starts screaming "OMG (insert my name here) HAS A HICKEY! HEY EVERYONE! ________ HAS A HICKEY!" no joke, goes over to ALL THE PARENTS and tells them. The other team hears and starts laughing and pointing. They have to stop the game because nobody can contain their laughter. After the game I have parents coming up to me "so.. have a good night last night?" Easily the most embarrassing moment of my life.

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Re: Most Awkward/Emberassing moments in life? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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I DONT GET IT WHATS WRONG WITH A HICKEY

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Re: Most Awkward/Emberassing moments in life? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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One time I hooked up with my cousin. It was pretty disappointing and I didn't want to go for it again. The real awkward part happened when she started crying.

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Re: Most Awkward/Emberassing moments in life? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Not as much embarrassing as it was awkward, but when I was in my late teens my mother was very easily annoyed at me, and would often get off on a crazed rage, especially if I made too much noise, like "walking too hard on the floor" and crazy shit like that. So anyway, one day, me and this girl I was dating were at it like rabbits in my room. I had some music on, but not particularly loud or anything. After I was done with her, I headed downstairs to take a leak, and ran into my mother who was on her way into the kitchen. She looked at me, I was sweating like a pig, and only wore a pair of jeans. She had a really strange look on her face. She then proceeded to open her mouth, and said: "Do you think you could turn up the music, like a lot? Also, I trust you're using a condom. If you're too embarrassed to buy them yourself, I can go get some for you".

I was speechless. Long period of awkward silence followed. I finally managed to say "why the would I be embarrassed for getting laid?" I told the girl what my mother had said when I got back into my room. And we both had an awkward laugh about it. We actually got into those situations a lot together, like the one time I fled her parents house when her parents walked in on us. I ran for my life with most of my cloths in my arms and the condom still hanging on my dick. I was so shook up I didn't think to take it off until I was back home, several bus rides later. Got a urine infection from leaving it on for so long, and peed barbwire for a week afterwards. I guess that's pretty embarrassing..

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Re: Most Awkward/Emberassing moments in life? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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nice stories #9

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Re: Most Awkward/Emberassing moments in life? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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i secretly rubed one out in the middle of the class in 4th grade. i just recently discovered masturbation and was going crazy with it. no one said anything or screamed so i got away with it clean.

then we had recess and this girl i know came up to me and let me know that she and the entire class saw me jerking it, in fact the news had traveled to the next class room while i was in the act that people from the other class were all going to the bathroom to get a peak at what was going on (two class rooms shared a male and female bathroom so there was a hallway connecting the two rooms and the door had a small glass window.)

it didn't help that my name rhymed perfectly with "masturbates" so a common song was

"firstname lastname masturbates" doesn't sound that catchy the way it's written here but trust me it was.

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Re: Most Awkward/Emberassing moments in life? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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in high school i was leaning on my chair onto a door. the door opened and I fell outside. that was pretty embarrassing. :blush:

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Re: Most Awkward/Emberassing moments in life? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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When I was ten I was jerking off with my hand in my pocket, sitting in the front pew at church. I was thinking about this woman Linda and her teenage daughters. Linda was in the pew right behind me, and seeing my arm movements, she leaned forward and whispered, "Please stop that, you're being... distracting." I turned bright red, but the fact that she whispered in my ear while I was thinking about her made me cum, though I never actually ejaculated back then.

And then once in middle school, I was jerking off in a bathroom stall thinking about Ellie from Jurassic Park, when a guy from my class came into the bathroom to take a piss. He said, "MyName, quit beating off and get back to class." He was joking, but I was a neurotic kid, and thought that maybe everyone knew and the teacher sent him in to tell me that.

Then there was the time my dad cock-blocked me, as I was walking a girl back to her car at a church sponsored festival thingy. I protested coming with him to help load stuff into the van, so he very bluntly belittled me in front of the girl, who was smoking hot for our ages. She left. I wanted to stab him so bad.

I've lived so much of my life in awkward states that I can tolerate any embarrassing/awkward situation for infinite amounts of time. Once a girl was giving me a BJ and I couldn't get hard, even though it was good head. I made her keep trying, but after a good five minutes, I just said, "Fuck it, oh well," pushed her head off, and rolled over asleep. She remarked the next morning how "well I took it... the whole not getting it up thing, that is..." We then sat there in silence for about ten minutes before I looked at her and said, "So do you wanna fuck, or do you wanna leave?" She left.

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Re: Most Awkward/Emberassing moments in life? [Re: Anonymous #12]
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I shat my pants at school in 2nd grade.  Since I lived in the country andtook the bus home, the teacher made me sit in the hall all day.  Even though I flushed my soiled undies down the toilet and tried to clean myself up, I still stank like hell.  On the bus ride home, all the kids crammed into the back 2 seats of the bus to keep away, except my best friend, Roger.

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Re: Most Awkward/Emberassing moments in life? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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One time I was about to sing a solo at a Christmas concert and we were up on these risers (think bleachers with chairs on them) and when the guy who was singing before me was walking down off the risers he kinda kicked my chair and one of the legs of my chair went off the risers and I fell like 6 feet onto the ground and the chair landed on my head.

In front of my entire school.

And then he sang my solo.

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Re: Most Awkward/Emberassing moments in life? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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one time my friend clegg ditched me at a middle school dance so that he could get laid with some girl he met there. 

we were chaperons.

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Re: Most Awkward/Emberassing moments in life? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Once when I was about 14, I was doing a choir production of Christmas music with my cousin and our choir. We all were holding these fake candle things and my cousin rudely said something during my solo. I ended up pushing him and making everyone in the choir fall off the risers. Later on my parents decided to not take me to Florida for Christmas leaving me home alone.

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Re: Most Awkward/Emberassing moments in life? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anonymous #16 said:
Later on my parents decided to not take me to Florida for Christmas leaving me home alone.




Did you fight robbers?

Edited by Anonymous (11/27/09 12:04 PM)

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Re: Most Awkward/Emberassing moments in life? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
it didn't help that my name rhymed perfectly with "masturbates" ...


You're Bill Gates and you jerked off in class?


Edited by Anonymous (11/27/09 02:04 PM)

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