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Anonymous #1

I masturbate too much
    #7381218 - 09/07/07 09:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Of course this means I could be 99% of the members here.
:whacker:


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Anonymous #2

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7381229 - 09/07/07 09:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I masturbate at least two or three times a day. Every day. For the past 15 years. Except when I'm having sex three or four times a day, that's pretty exhausting.


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Anonymous #3

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7381233 - 09/07/07 09:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'm averaging about twice a day since I have not been getting any fat chicks lately.

Shit! I keep giving away obvious hints as to my identity.


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Anonymous #4

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7381435 - 09/07/07 10:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I have been avaraging once a day, but some days, it will be like 4 at once, others none at all.


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Anonymous #5

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7381484 - 09/07/07 10:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Im jerkin it right now ,this is my second time today.


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Anonymous #6

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7381492 - 09/07/07 10:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

im a one a dayer, however ive been slowing down as my balls have started to hurt

I think i know why people advice to use motion lotion


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Anonymous #7

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7381751 - 09/07/07 10:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

3 times a day is pretty average


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Anonymous #8

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7381895 - 09/07/07 11:22 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

masturbation is a depressing crutch


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Anonymous #9

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7381901 - 09/07/07 11:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Too much. I'd like to find a guy who will just lay on the bed so when ever I'm ready for a round, I can just walk right i, bang him, then go about my day.


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Anonymous #10

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7381902 - 09/07/07 11:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I do it 1.5 times a day


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Anonymous #1

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7381904 - 09/07/07 11:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Too much. I'd like to find a guy who will just lay on the bed so when ever I'm ready for a round, I can just walk right i, bang him, then go about my day.



Crystal G?


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Anonymous #8

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7381905 - 09/07/07 11:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i could be that guy :yesnod:


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Anonymous #9

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7381907 - 09/07/07 11:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

no


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Anonymous #8

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7381911 - 09/07/07 11:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Anonymous #11

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7381912 - 09/07/07 11:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I'm averaging about twice a day since I have not been getting any fat chicks lately.

Shit! I keep giving away obvious hints as to my identity.


Hi Randall!!!!!


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Anonymous #3

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7381920 - 09/07/07 11:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Too much. I'd like to find a guy who will just lay on the bed so when ever I'm ready for a round, I can just walk right i, bang him, then go about my day.




Shit honey....look no further. Right over here!


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Anonymous #12

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7381943 - 09/07/07 11:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'm gonna go touch myself right now.


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Anonymous #13

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7381951 - 09/07/07 11:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
im a one a dayer, however ive been slowing down as my balls have started to hurt

I think i know why people advice to use motion lotion




Quit punchin yourself in the nuts.


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Anonymous #11

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7381961 - 09/07/07 11:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

There is no such thing as too much jerkin Off!!!! On an avg day I will masturbate to completion approximately 4 to 5 times, mind you, I have a live-in GF and Im bangin a chick at work and Im workin on a chick I met on www.literotica.com(i am njgreekstud on there if you want to check out the merch!!!!:headbanger:}  On my days off{2] I make love to my hand while viewing porn approximately 10 to 14 times!!!!  And my cock is still attached to my body!!!! remarkable!!!!!  I love this annonymous stuff its so liberating.        PS> I would be the man you were lookin for!!!!


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Anonymous #2

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7382116 - 09/08/07 12:21 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Too much. I'd like to find a guy who will just lay on the bed so when ever I'm ready for a round, I can just walk right i, bang him, then go about my day.




er, that's pretty much how guys work.

i have never in my life turned down an invitation for sex, from someone i knew

honestly i wouldn't be upset at all if some girl decided to have sex with me while i was passed out


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Anonymous #12

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7382117 - 09/08/07 12:22 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'm done touching myself.


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Anonymous #14

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7382465 - 09/08/07 03:30 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

well soon enough (or later in life) you will realize coming is actully bad for you. the sperm is the creative life energy. you are always tired, irratible, paranoid, unhealthy, violent? youre mind is stuck in the media-driven-sex-overdose. you are trapped by pornographic images to be weakened and controlled for sex-for-profit america. please, if you take psychadelics open up your mind, not just to the mainstream psychadelic ideas. this is the truth which has been understood by taoists for 8000 years. this is why you can not satisfy a woman (among other reasons such as them having infinite sexual energy for biological reasons). if you want to change your life, sexaulity and relationships for the better, you are lucky enough you live in this age of technology. get the book : taoists secrets of love by mantak chia.


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Anonymous #15

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7382475 - 09/08/07 03:42 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I agree, but Women do not have infinite sexual energies either.

I'll probably get flamed for posting this, but WTF.

You fellas really should learn how to control your sexual energies.


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Anonymous #16

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7382856 - 09/08/07 08:31 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Now in my 30s my libido is already decreasing. Nowadays I orgasm (in whatever way) a few times a week vs a few times daily.


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Anonymous #3

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7389640 - 09/09/07 08:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I masturbate so much that my nickname should be "The Tugmaster".


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Anonymous #17

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7389756 - 09/09/07 09:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'm a chick and I love to masturbate. I can find that spot guys have so much trouble finding.


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Anonymous #18

Re: I masturbate too much [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7390571 - 09/10/07 02:00 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Cut it off now while there is still time. Give me your girl's number first.


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