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Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. * 9
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This should be fun.  :evil2:
July 15, 2032: Coaster was found dead in his apartment by his ex-girlfriend. While the cause of death  is still unknown, it is assumed ketamine overdose was the culprit. He was found in a ballerina suite with a large needle sticking out of his buttocks, and was prostrated toward a massive picture of an alien/dolphin hybrid. Another young victim of the menace known as drug, he will be missed by his ketamine deprived cats and interweb friends.
RIP :coaster:

Now it is your turn!


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Re: Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. [Re: Iamheasyouarehe]
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:lol: I approve of this thread.


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Re: Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. [Re: Iamheasyouarehe]
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2032 seems quite generous for coaster.

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Re: Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. [Re: druqs]
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druqs said:
2032 seems quite generous for coaster.


Well considering he invented the key to internal life in his scientific career inspired by John Lily it is quite an abrupt end.


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Re: Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. [Re: Iamheasyouarehe] * 2
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lol, 'scientific career' is being even more generous.

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Re: Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. [Re: Iamheasyouarehe]
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:lol:  This thread has major potential.

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Re: Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. [Re: Newbie]
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June 1, 2010

starfire_xes died of natural causes at the age of 97


:shrug: dude is always talking about having eaten acid in like 1970

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Re: Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. [Re: morrowasted] * 4
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January 4th, 2016

Vandago was found dead in a hotel room in Cleveland, Ohio.

Online friends say that he was supposed to be meeting with a girl from a Craigslist add so they could get high and just chill.

The 'girl' ended up being 3 homosexual predators.

He died from anal hemorrhaging.

He will be missed.

RIP Buddy

:poop:


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Re: Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. [Re: morrowasted]
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morrowasted said:
June 1, 2010

starfire_xes died of natural causes at the age of 97


:shrug: dude is always talking about having eaten acid in like 1970


I would have said he died from the rare 'becoming a cactus because you eat so much cactus' disease :shrug:


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Re: Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. [Re: blissedout] * 3
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April 20, 2011.

Poid was found dead in his bathtub after he attempted to felate himself.  The cause of death was a broken neck.  He was found upside down with his feet against the back wall and his head curled under his body.  His pubic hairs were shaved in the shape of the popular Looney Toons character, the Tazmanian Devil.  Sublime was heard playing on his radio.

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Re: Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. [Re: Newbie] * 1
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RULES:

1. You don't talk about shroomery.
  2. You don't talk about shroomery.
  3. When someone says stop, or goes limp, even if he's just faking it, the thread is over.
  4. Only one member to a post.
  5. One obituary at a time.
  6. We type without shirts or shoes.
  7. The threads go on as long as they have to.
  8. If this is your first thread at shrooemry, you have to post.


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Re: Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. [Re: blissedout]
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I will write my own....

5/30/10 - DanLennon was found dead in his home yesterday. Autopsy reports shows that Dan had died because of a drug under-dose! Because his body and mind was so used to taking psychedelics at least once a year, his vital organs shut down after missing his yearly dose. This is the first person in history to die directly from the use, or lack of the street drugs that ravers and wooks alike call psychedelics.


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Re: Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. [Re: Iamheasyouarehe]
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Shouldn't the rules be in the first post? 


Just sayin.  :sip:

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Re: Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. [Re: Newbie]
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Newbie said:
Shouldn't the rules be in the first post? 


Just sayin.  :sip:


:calledajoke:
FIGHT CLUB!


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Re: Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. [Re: Iamheasyouarehe] * 1
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You remind me of another member that was banned from here...  AluxesLeaf.

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Re: Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. [Re: Newbie]
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Newbie said:
You remind me of another member that was banned from here...  AluxesLeaf.


Oh yeah? why is that?


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Re: Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. [Re: Iamheasyouarehe]
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he was like 14

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Re: Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. [Re: Iamheasyouarehe]
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Similar posting style.  Not meant as an insult, just an observation. 

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Re: Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. [Re: morrowasted]
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lol Newbie now that you mention it....yeah.... haha

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Re: Write a shroomery/growery member's obituary. [Re: Newbie]
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Oh that is okay I wasn't mad, just curious.


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