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Re: My girl is so loud during intercourse [Re: Anonymous #1]
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What kind of girl do you have?



She complains a lot, doesn't make much noise during sex.  Says it hurts.  After about 5 minutes she usually says "Are you done yet?"

I wish she would scream or moan or something, but no, she just sits there with an anguished look on her face.

The funny thing is that she is super cute and everyone at parties wants to do her.  I play along with it and pretend that she is amazing in every way, but its a complete lie.

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Re: My girl is so loud during intercourse [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I conferred with her that it makes it harder for me to climax and she said she would try but its hard "when theres a huge penis inside my vagina."



When did this get changed to the comedy forum?

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Re: My girl is so loud during intercourse [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Stay in a committed relationship with her for a few years, get engaged, or married.

The moaning will stop.

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Re: My girl is so loud during intercourse [Re: Anonymous #19]
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THIS THREAD IS LOL!!!!

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Re: My girl is so loud during intercourse [Re: Anonymous #17]
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Anonymous #17 said:
loll, Well met.

Here's to you getting yours!

:cheers:



Argument FAIL!

I wanna see you pick a fight with #15.

Do it now!
For my amusement!!


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Re: My girl is so loud during intercourse [Re: Anonymous #10]
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That nigger hasn't got shit on me.

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Re: My girl is so loud during intercourse [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Anonymous #18 said:
Quote:
What kind of girl do you have?



She complains a lot, doesn't make much noise during sex.  Says it hurts.  After about 5 minutes she usually says "Are you done yet?"

I wish she would scream or moan or something, but no, she just sits there with an anguished look on her face.

The funny thing is that she is super cute and everyone at parties wants to do her.  I play along with it and pretend that she is amazing in every way, but its a complete lie.



Then be more intimate and possibly forgo penetration. If you learn to control the desire to orgasm, you will be a much happier man. I don't even mean control to the point of lasting longer, I mean don't have them, stayed at a critical point of sexual frustration combined with the idea you can do anything.

Really does a mind good, orgasm hangover can be subtle to severe and lasts 2 weeks or so.

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Re: My girl is so loud during intercourse [Re: Anonymous #2]
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im a girl and i can can loud when my boyfriends fucking me-especially hard sex or rough sex, orgasming and anal is a big one
once my mom came home early heard me screaming and screamed out my name asking if i was okay-she thought i was hurt or having a heart attack...it was horrible
i bite down on my finger, the sheets, a pillow a shirt which muffles the screams. also can try a gag or something else to bite down on

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Re: My girl is so loud during intercourse [Re: Anonymous #22]
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My girl is loud too. Get used to it or make a game out of it. Sometimes I fuck her extra hard just to see how loud I can make her!

Also, very fun when you know they're listening.

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Re: My girl is so loud during intercourse [Re: Anonymous #23]
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Just scream louder than the girl to block out her moaning.

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Re: My girl is so loud during intercourse [Re: Anonymous #6]
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my girl makes moderate noises. only loud when i'm pounding that shit

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Re: My girl is so loud during intercourse [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Just scream louder than the girl to block out her moaning.





Reminds me of that, except sex.

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Re: My girl is so loud during intercourse [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anon1, Stick a apple in that piggy's mouth and pork away :bdsm:

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