learningtofly said:

raver sluts are fuckin slutty as fuck

this is a fact

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GoVenturez would once again like to invite you all to the Sports Arena, the permanent home of all of the rapes and ecstasy deals during this weekend within the entire county of Los Angeles. This year, we would like all of your dreams to explode with glory and happiness as our hallways are filled with the most sparkling high-classed ravers we have ever recruited into our chemical dumpster premises. If you thought our sweaty hallways were filled to the brim last year, you better be ready to be sloughed off on this year by thousands of MDMA-filled children, ready to give off the most exotic and colorful bodily fluids possible layered onto your skin and clothes, probably still stinking from the cum-drenching they have all received at their hotel pre-parties, shuffling around with each other to bunk hardstyle, pieces of candy strapped straight on their shrivelled up dicks bizzarre Cock Rings of Plur!

Our captain, Mr. Dj Reza, is fully and enthusiastically inviting this kind of behavior within our dark walls where not much can be seen by the naked eye. Is it that P-Tot or D-Tot you have been feasting your eyes on for quite a while? Well this would be the perfect opportunity to make your underage move and she is most likely swaying her hot little drugged-out body to the same DJ’s we book every fucking year for our party. Paul Van Dyk will make that booty shake, and Judge Jules will make those breasts dance and wiggle on the drop of the epic trance break.

The stress and pain you will achieve this year trying to walk through our horribly lit hallways will give you more stress than you’ve ever received before. We have actually hired shirtless, sweaty bro’s from the 818 (all driving lifted Kingspade trucks) to bump into you and transfer the grime of their finest fluids into your skin, absolutely making you wake up with a fever the next morning with no chance of avoiding it. The sex appeal we will bring this year in that regard is absolutely shattering and ground-breaking in terms of having never been done before.

And once again, the finest Asian drug dealers of the entire county will be available for your many substance purchases; this time being loaded with viagra and cialias, so you can fuck the previously mentioned P-tots without ecstasy-dick getting you down. No worries - Monster Massive is the place where dreams finally happen. GoVenturez is proud to support your ongoing ability to stalk and creep. Our foundation has been built on such direction, with our highest power, DJ Reza, leading the cause of blasting joy.
More on our musical realm: We decided to skip Drum and Bass this year, seeing as we got tired of booking Dieselboy and Dara over and over again, and decided to add another Trancey-House stage. Not one single DJ is worth a shit on this new bangin’ stage, the Phantom Chamber, and we recommend you stay in this room which will guaranteed to be filled with about a hundred thousand people, confirming the extra doughy sweat that will be transferring from raver to raver, burner to burner, and faggot to faggot.

Everything is already in place for yet another blasting year of the Monster Massive Festival 2009. The best representation of the city of Los Angeles possible! If the people of this town are ready to get decimated, it might as well be during such a huge nuclear success of a party as Monster Massive! We are ready to accept your pre-sale money as soon as possible and send you off with a bang into our hot and heated venue.

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J/K.....PLUR




I'm just not into massives...It's all about the smaller more "intimate" underground raves/shows...To each his own....




But no doubt ya'll will have a good time....

openmind said:

When ever i think of Massives, i think this describes it well...


In regards to the Monster Massive last fall>>>

Quote:

GoVenturez would once again like to invite you all to the Sports Arena, the permanent home of all of the rapes and ecstasy deals during this weekend within the entire county of Los Angeles. This year, we would like all of your dreams to explode with glory and happiness as our hallways are filled with the most sparkling high-classed ravers we have ever recruited into our chemical dumpster premises. If you thought our sweaty hallways were filled to the brim last year, you better be ready to be sloughed off on this year by thousands of MDMA-filled children, ready to give off the most exotic and colorful bodily fluids possible layered onto your skin and clothes, probably still stinking from the cum-drenching they have all received at their hotel pre-parties, shuffling around with each other to bunk hardstyle, pieces of candy strapped straight on their shrivelled up dicks bizzarre Cock Rings of Plur!

Our captain, Mr. Dj Reza, is fully and enthusiastically inviting this kind of behavior within our dark walls where not much can be seen by the naked eye. Is it that P-Tot or D-Tot you have been feasting your eyes on for quite a while? Well this would be the perfect opportunity to make your underage move and she is most likely swaying her hot little drugged-out body to the same DJ’s we book every fucking year for our party. Paul Van Dyk will make that booty shake, and Judge Jules will make those breasts dance and wiggle on the drop of the epic trance break.

The stress and pain you will achieve this year trying to walk through our horribly lit hallways will give you more stress than you’ve ever received before. We have actually hired shirtless, sweaty bro’s from the 818 (all driving lifted Kingspade trucks) to bump into you and transfer the grime of their finest fluids into your skin, absolutely making you wake up with a fever the next morning with no chance of avoiding it. The sex appeal we will bring this year in that regard is absolutely shattering and ground-breaking in terms of having never been done before.

And once again, the finest Asian drug dealers of the entire county will be available for your many substance purchases; this time being loaded with viagra and cialias, so you can fuck the previously mentioned P-tots without ecstasy-dick getting you down. No worries - Monster Massive is the place where dreams finally happen. GoVenturez is proud to support your ongoing ability to stalk and creep. Our foundation has been built on such direction, with our highest power, DJ Reza, leading the cause of blasting joy.
More on our musical realm: We decided to skip Drum and Bass this year, seeing as we got tired of booking Dieselboy and Dara over and over again, and decided to add another Trancey-House stage. Not one single DJ is worth a shit on this new bangin’ stage, the Phantom Chamber, and we recommend you stay in this room which will guaranteed to be filled with about a hundred thousand people, confirming the extra doughy sweat that will be transferring from raver to raver, burner to burner, and faggot to faggot.

Everything is already in place for yet another blasting year of the Monster Massive Festival 2009. The best representation of the city of Los Angeles possible! If the people of this town are ready to get decimated, it might as well be during such a huge nuclear success of a party as Monster Massive! We are ready to accept your pre-sale money as soon as possible and send you off with a bang into our hot and heated venue.

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J/K.....PLUR




I'm just not into massives...It's all about the smaller more "intimate" underground raves/shows...To each his own....




But no doubt ya'll will have a good time....

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