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Re: I want a boyfriend that loves... [Re: Anonymous #25]
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your probably ugly as fuck if your bf won;t fuck you

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Re: I want a boyfriend that loves... [Re: Anonymous #26]
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why would he be with her if she's ugly as fuck? you didn't think that one through, huh? your parents forgot to teach you how to think. a shame.

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Re: I want a boyfriend that loves... [Re: Anonymous #17]
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because some people don't care if they are ugly as fuck if they are ugly as fuck as well. So ha

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Re: I want a boyfriend that loves... [Re: Anonymous #26]
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:facepalm:

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Re: I want a boyfriend that loves... [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
so much easier to smoke a blunt with my boys and get some beers to play a little pong....or my favorite go play some extreme golf with a bottle a stoli and a couple blunts




Are you, by chance, in, or ever belonged to, a frat?

You sound like you would fit in perfectly.

"Hey bros, lets go pop our collars and play some fucking beer pong!"

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Re: I want a boyfriend that loves... [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
If you think the person you are dating is annoying or isn't worth spending time with aside from having sex, I don't think you should be in a relationship with that person....

People just get hooked on the sex, and then they don't want to be "alone" again, so they cling on to relationships that shouldn't have gone past the first couple of hook ups.

My advice...stay single until you find the person you know you'll want to spend the rest of your life with.



This.

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Re: I want a boyfriend that loves... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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my advice is get a tit job, then he will fuck you.

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Re: I want a boyfriend that loves... [Re: Anonymous #21]
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I love to fuck, but i'm taken. Sucks for you. Sexual compatibility is key, woe to the people that don't fuck from the start of a relationship.

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Re: I want a boyfriend that loves... [Re: Anonymous #28]
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must be a bitch

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Re: I want a boyfriend that loves... [Re: Anonymous #29]
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I crawled into bed at 1am last night and pulled my girls panties off and went down on her. I fucked her for a couple of hours real slow while she slept, occasionally waking to have an orgasm.  Enquiring minds want to know.

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Re: I want a boyfriend that loves... [Re: Anonymous #30]
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While she slept? You must be a sex god or something. :lol:

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Re: I want a boyfriend that loves... [Re: Anonymous #14]
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I just didnt put my weight on her.

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Re: I want a boyfriend that loves... [Re: Anonymous #30]
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Anonymous #30 said:
I crawled into bed at 1am last night and pulled my girls panties off and went down on her. I fucked her for a couple of hours real slow while she slept, occasionally waking to have an orgasm.  Enquiring minds want to know.



Anonymous #30 said:
I just didnt put my weight on her.



Good job, isnt that the first step to being a rapist???

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Re: I want a boyfriend that loves... [Re: Anonymous #28]
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Maybe you should I should get together OP.

All I want is to fuck. No cuddle, not too much talk, just a glass of bourbon and nasty little beauty to ravage for hours on end....

I just want a fuck buddy and no relationship. My girlfriend is sucking the life out of me and bleeding me dry financially. She needs a wake up call in life. The day she comes home to an empty apartment she will get it.(I own everything)

Edited by Anonymous (04/15/10 02:44 PM)

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Re: I want a boyfriend that loves... [Re: Anonymous #28]
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Anonymous #28 said:
Anonymous #30 said:
I crawled into bed at 1am last night and pulled my girls panties off and went down on her. I fucked her for a couple of hours real slow while she slept, occasionally waking to have an orgasm.  Enquiring minds want to know.



Anonymous #30 said:
I just didnt put my weight on her.



Good job, isnt that the first step to being a rapist???



Nah. It's the 3rd step to being married with children.

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Re: I want a boyfriend that loves... [Re: Anonymous #31]
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Why would you stay in an unfulfilling relationship?

You're dumb.

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Re: I want a boyfriend that loves... [Re: Anonymous #27]
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Wheres OP, my won't stay hard forever and I'm almost out of bourbon...

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Re: I want a boyfriend that loves... [Re: Anonymous #30]
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Anonymous #30 said:
Anonymous #28 said:
Anonymous #30 said:
I crawled into bed at 1am last night and pulled my girls panties off and went down on her. I fucked her for a couple of hours real slow while she slept, occasionally waking to have an orgasm.  Enquiring minds want to know.



Anonymous #30 said:
I just didnt put my weight on her.



Good job, isnt that the first step to being a rapist???



Nah. It's the 3rd step to being married with children.



ahaha

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