I think I finally came to terms with the idea that old ladies and little girls want to rape me. Since I don't want to go to jail and the underage girls have no money, I came to the conclusion that I should use my gift to acquire currency.
I probably will regret it or be murdered, but clearly these old ladies want me bad. I just need to figure out a plan how to make the most money out of this situation. I know this one lady that keeps creeping on me all the time, feels me up, and won't let me go when I shake her hand or anything. I have been playing ball lately and squeezing back just to see where it would go. I don't know if she has anything I want, but if she does I could make it interesting for the both of us.
Believe it or not, I actually have a side motive of sorts, a friend of mine is really poor and we had a really romantic friendship and I still care a lot about her future, even if it never involves me. I want to help her pay for college, but I can't sell drugs to cover the cost of more than a few books without DEA vans showing up. So I figure of something that if the story ever gets out, will ruin me, but quite possibly save her future and let her become a school teacher. Probably would kill me herself if I even told her of my scheme.
If I find an old lady (much like reverse of old man 20 year old chick) who wants to basically rape me, but has cash and no one in line to get it (so I don't die) I could put up with her and satisfy whatever she may *shutter* desire, clean the house, cook dinner, sex, romance, the whole thing; and could convince her of the situation I am in, or just wait for her to die, and possibly pay for a few years of school for my friend.
It sounds hair brained and even evil, but I look it at the view point of the old person. Clearly doesn't care what they do with their money at that point, and they have a young muscular stud to show off to their friends. I have seen it done with females (who find some loaded about to die old fart), and like one guy, and I figure I have nothing really to lose, except dignity.
Creepy, yes; insane, yes; will it work, probably not.
Anyone by chance do this lol?
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