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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You'll find a way.

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #8]
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oh i dont doubt it. i mean it'll be saturday @ the latest.

she also said she wants to take molly with me soon.

i mean honestly i feel like slapping myself for how many opportunities shes giving me.

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
oh i dont doubt it. i mean it'll be saturday @ the latest.

she also said she wants to take molly with me soon.

i mean honestly i feel like slapping myself for how many opportunities shes giving me.



:fishsmack:

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #9]
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saturday:

"well guys she took off her bra and panties and unzipped my pants and started fondling my balls... jesus girls are confusing! should I make a move?"

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #10]
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rofl. I am really bad at reading women though.

The best example is this girl who, at the time I really liked, tried to "get at me" for 6 months. Literally everyone I knew was aware of it but me. Eventually after such a long time she gave up and went for someone else.

:facepalm:

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Relax man I've had WAY more misreads than scores tbh :tongue2:

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #10]
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There I asked her out to dinner and she said 4sho.

For some reason LSD has made me not really like sex but still dig hawt make out sess's.

I think for some reason I was thinking about the only reason I like sex is because it feels good and that is only because I am biologically driven to procreate. I dont see the point in procreation so l no longer find joy in sex. Also its tied to it being so animal and purely physical so my "self" is not even required.

Is that fucked up?

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
shut up dude , if shes done this twice already , you obviously dont got the balls to make a move and she probably thinks you dont want it so shes not gonna even attempt anymore.
Woman : "hey wanna lay in my bed with me once i get my roomate outta here for a while?"
Translation : "hey i want to fuck you now so Im going to make arrangements ok?"

For more information or if you would like to learn the language of the Woman , please feel free to visit the website.


Goddamn why aren't people upfront about sex? What is with these silly little insecure childish games? :baby:

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #11]
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idk man. but i'm feeling quite good.

she wants to roll with me
we're dosing together on saturday night
im taking her out to dinner sunday
she's asked me to sleep in her bed twice.

i mean if she DOESN'T want me then this whole situation is fucked up.

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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It's fucked up that you haven't fucked her yet.

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #11]
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I would but every single time I've fucked someone it's always ended weird.

To give you a few examples.

When I lost my virginity we went for 3 hrs and I didn't cum so we gave up.
Another time, I got up in the middle of it and left cuz i was late for practice
last girl i fucked, the condom broke right as I jizzed in her and she flipped out.

So really my problem is that since I actually like this girl a lot more than just for fucking, I fear that fucking her will, for lack of a better term, fuck things up.

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I understand that perfectly, so I guess if that's your intention with this girl, it's better for you two to be comfortable with each other emotionally before you guys fuck because if you're not, then it may end weird.

Maybe she's just waiting for you to be comfortable her.

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #11]
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"i love you, you're not like anyone i've ever met, but i dont want to be committed or in a relationship right now"


fuck you guys.

EDIT: Now she said ask her in person tomorrow. If she's setting me up to fail again im gonna be pissed.

Edited by Anonymous (01/27/10 12:54 AM)

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