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If this scenario happens (womenz)
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With a girl, she texted her roomate to leave for the night, then says I should sleep with her in her bed.

I did not attempt fuck her.

Am I retarded?

This is the second time this has happened with this girl.

Edited by Anonymous (01/24/10 05:42 PM)

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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YES

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #2]
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:sad: acid kills my sex drives its not my fault :sad:

Edited by Anonymous (01/24/10 05:47 PM)

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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gay

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #11893121 -

"Hey does LSD kill your sex drive? It does for me"
:borat: nice save.

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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How is that a nice save?

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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How is that a nice save?

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Because I had explained why nothing happened even though she told her roommate to leave for the night.

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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But you didn't get sex...

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Didn't get sex yet. All that means is I have to wait til the next few days max. the weekend at the most considering that we are basically repeating the exact same scenario but with a better concert and moar lsd

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11897349 -

Next time accept her offer...

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #11897377 -

lsd kills your sex drive.



you are not human

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #11898370 -

ITS BACK! yessss time 4 sexing. im havin dinner with her tonight so yea. ftw.

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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shut up dude , if shes done this twice already , you obviously dont got the balls to make a move and she probably thinks you dont want it so shes not gonna even attempt anymore.
Woman : "hey wanna lay in my bed with me once i get my roomate outta here for a while?"
Translation : "hey i want to fuck you now so Im going to make arrangements ok?"

For more information or if you would like to learn the language of the Woman , please feel free to visit the website.

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11898691 -

Acid kills your sex drive? Hm, interesting. It makes me horny as a goat.

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #8]
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its not just some random girl i know, she's a very close friend which is why it was kinda weird. basically i did not want fuck anything up if somehow i got the wrong message.

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Well, she can't fault you for trying. Of course, women expect men to be mind readers, so I dunno. But at least give it a whirl.

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
its not just some random girl i know, she's a very close friend which is why it was kinda weird. basically i did not want fuck anything up if somehow i got the wrong message.


:facepalm:

dude.. given the chance id fuck any of my chik friends.. :shrug:

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Quote:
basically i did not want fuck anything up if somehow i got the wrong message.


Okay if she lets you sleep in her bed but doesn't want to fuck YOU HAVE NO FUTURE WITH HER AND ARE NOT GETTING LAID EVER

Thankfully, that isn't the case, because she DID want to fuck. But you can't play everything like the perfect gentleman.

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Re: If this scenario happens (womenz) [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Aiight fine i'll fuck her on saturday.

You guys happy?

Honestly the only problem is the furniture they have in their room is all on different levels and theres no couch so its like what the fuck.

Edited by Anonymous (01/25/10 10:39 PM)

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